The 13th Warrior  - Quotes

 Rethel the Archer:
[the warriors ride through the camp and observe the structure] No wall. No moat. Not even a presentable fence.
Helfdane the Fat:
You couldn't keep a cow out of this place.
Hyglak the Quarrelsome:
[Observing the inhabitants] Women and children. Barely a man between fifteen and fifty.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     


Kiss the Girls  - Quotes

 Dr. Kate McTiernan:
Hello, I'm Kate McTiernan. First, I'd like to say something to the families who have a loved one missing. Please, do not give up hope. There are other women where I was held and I believe in my heart that they are still alive. Second, to the boys who fished me out of the river and saved my life, and to the nurses and doctors here who are taking such excellent care of me, and for the thousands of letters and prayers I've recieved from all across America, thank you. And last, to the man who calls himself Casanova. The man who took me from my own home and ultimately tried to kill me. I broke your rules, just me. None of the other women helped. So if you're looking for someone to blame, blame me. That's all I have to say right now. Thank you for taking my message to the families of the missing and I hope it helps a little bit. Thank you.
 

Two If by Sea  - Quotes

 Frank:
Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Age Quotes   Men Quotes     


Sling Blade  - Quotes

 Vaughan Cunningham:
I'm just going to say it. I'm gay. Does that surprise you that I'm gay? You know what gay is, don't you?
Karl:
I don't reckon.
Vaughan Cunningham:
[quietly] Homosexual. I like men sexually.
Karl:
Not funny 'ha-ha', funny queer.
Vaughan Cunningham:
Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?
Karl:
I've heard it said that a-way.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Gay Quotes   Men Quotes   Funny Quotes     
The People vs. Larry Flynt  - Quotes

 Simon Leis:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Before we begin, I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. What you are about to see is going to take your breath away. Hustler magazine depicts men and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts women and women posed in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts Santa Claus posed in a lewd and shameful manner.
 

Matilda  - Quotes

 Matilda:
[to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.
FBI Agent Bill:
[to his partner] It's the female minor.
FBI Agent Bob:
Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady?
Matilda:
I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.
FBI Agent Bob:
It's your father who's going to federal prison. And you know where you'll end up?
FBI Agent Bill:
In a federal orphanage.
FBI Agent Bob:
If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.
FBI Agent Bill:
The kind with food... and teeny-weeny cockroaches.
FBI Agent Bob:
What do you say?
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Ale Quotes   Age Quotes   Law Quotes   Men Quotes     
The First Wives Club  - Quotes

 Brenda:
When men know women are a certain age...
Elise:
Good bye love.
Brenda:
Hello pop-tarts.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Courage Under Fire  - Quotes

 Joel Walden:
[to LTC Serling, after Anne Marie saw him and ran away] Men dressed as you are came to the door to tell her her mother had died.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Mother Quotes     
Suddenly Susan  - Quotes

 Susan:
We don't need men to have a good time. We need men to take their clothes off!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Clothes Quotes   Heir Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Last Frontier  - Quotes

 Kate:
You guys need to talk.
Billy:
Huh. Talk. Why is it women always think talking is the answer?
Andy:
Yeah. And why is it women always get so upset when you stand outside their window and watch them all night?
 

Caroline in the City  - Quotes

 Richard:
Donna I'm sorry were gonna have to call this off; my wife gets very jealous.
Caroline:
I can't believe you bringing another one of your women up here. While I'm at home feeding little Richard. And on our anniversary. He's not even a painter you know. He's a beast.
 

The Man Without a Face  - Quotes

 McLeod:
The problem is one of water.
Chuck Norstadt:
Water?
McLeod:
Water. Women have, on average, about 5% more of it than do men, making them subject to different forces of gravity. Oh don't take my word for it, you can look it up in Newton. It's there.
Chuck Norstadt:
Couldn't they be drained? [McLeod laughs]
Chuck Norstadt:
I'm serious!
McLeod:
Well, I believe they're waiting for us to drink more fluids.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Us Quotes   Women Quotes     
A Few Good Men  - Quotes

 Kaffee:
Lieutenant, in your opinion was Private Santiago a good Marine?
Lt. Kendrick:
I would say he was about average.
Kaffee:
Lieutenant, you signed three Proficiency and Conduct reports on Santiago and in all three reports you indicate a rating of below average.
Lt. Kendrick:
Yes, Private Santiago was below average. I did not see the need to trample on a man's grave.
Kaffee:
Well, we appreciate that but you are under oath now and I think as unpleasant as it may be we'd all just as soon hear the truth.
Lt. Kendrick:
I am aware of my oath.
Kaffee:
Lieutenant, these are the last three Pro-Con reports you signed for Lance Corporal Dawson. Dawson received two marks of exceptional, however, on this most recent report dated June 9th of this year he received a rating of below average. It's this last report I'd like to discuss for a moment.
Lt. Kendrick:
That would be fine.
Kaffee:
Lance Corporal Dawson's ranking following the school of infantry was perfect. Records indicate that more than half that class has been promoted to full Corporal while Dawson has remained a Lance Corporal. Was Dawson's promotion held up because if this last report?
Lt. Kendrick:
I'm sure it was.
Kaffee:
Do you recall why Dawson was given such a poor grade on this last report?
Lt. Kendrick:
I'm sure I don't. I have many men in my charge, Lieutenant. I write many reports.
Kaffee:
Lieutenant, do you recall an incident involving a PFC Curtis Bell who had been found stealing liquor from the Officer's Club?
Lt. Kendrick:
Yes, I do.
Kaffee:
Did you report Private Bell to the proper authorities?
Lt. Kendrick:
I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer Colonel Nathan R. Jessup and the Lord our God.
Kaffee:
At your request, Lieutenant, I can have the record reflect your lack of acknowledgment of this court as a proper authority.
Capt. Ross:
Objection. Argumentative.
Judge Randolph:
Sustained. Watch yourself, Counselor.
Kaffee:
Did you report Private Bell to your superiors?
Lt. Kendrick:
I remember thinking very highly of Private Bell, of not wanted to see his record tarnished by a formal charge.
Kaffee:
You preferred that it be handled withing the unit.
Lt. Kendrick:
Yes, I most certainly did.
Kaffee:
Lieutenant do you know what a Code Red is?
Lt. Kendrick:
Yes, I do.
 

Monkeyshine  - Quotes

 Helen Foster:
Half the time I'm not sure if he knows we're even in the same room.
Sally Williams:
Maybe he just doesn't know weather you're interested in him or not? Maybe he's just waiting... for the right time?
Helen Foster:
I keep making right times for him. Maybe I've just got it wrong. Maybe friendship is as far as we can go. I just always felt a connection. The first day I saw him I couldn't help but sit daydreaming. I don't think he notices me.
Sally Williams:
No way. I've seen how he looks at you. You've just got too... you know, help him out some more - it's down to you Hel. If he ain't got the brains to figure out what you're thinking, you need to show him! You know all men are the same...
Helen Foster:
Stupid.
Sally Williams:
Yeah, stupid!
 

Valiant  - Quotes

 Sergeant:
Gentlemen you are the fliers of the FUTURE! [Tailfeather and Toughwood crash into each other]
Sergeant:
[Holds face] The FAR future!
 

Stage Beauty  - Quotes

 Maria:
Why won't you play men?
Ned Kynaston:
Men aren't beautiful. What they do isn't beautiful either. Women do everything beautifully, especially when they die. Men feel far too much. *Feeling* ruins the effect. Feeling makes it ugly. [Maria rolls her eyes]
Ned Kynaston:
Perhaps that's why I could never pull off the death scene. I- could never feel it in a way that wouldn't mar the- [pause]
Ned Kynaston:
I couldn't let the beauty die. Without beauty there's nothing. Who could love that?
 

The Bourne Supremacy  - Quotes

 Pamela Landy:
What?
Ward Abbott:
I know how you're feeling. You lost two men in Berlin and you want it to mean something, but nothing Bourne gives you will bring your men back. Nothing in those files makes their sacrifice worthwile. You have to let go. We're professionals, when an operation goes bad, we tie it off.
Pamela Landy:
If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott:
You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Heir Quotes   Men Quotes   Will Quotes     
The Producers  - Quotes

 Carmen Ghia:
If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... Bull's-eye!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Intention Quotes     
I Am Sam  - Quotes

 Lucy:
Why are men bald?
Sam:
Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Heir Quotes   Men Quotes     
Black Knight  - Quotes

 Jamal:
[chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle, [Troops of men echo him]
Men:
King Leo's got a great big castle,
Jamal:
We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Men:
We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Jamal:
Sound off!
Men:
1,2!
Jamal:
Break it on down!
Men:
Uh, uh, uh-uh!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Right Quotes   Troops Quotes     
Just a Kiss  - Quotes

 Paula:
I tried to kill myself when I was a kid.
Peter:
Jesus, is suicide a female right of passage or something?
Paula:
Women are 10 times more likely to attempt suicide and males are 4 times more likely to succeed, so you're bound to meet more female attempters because the male attempters are just, dead.
Peter:
And you didn't try it again?
Paula:
No... I'll be dead soon enough.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Ale Quotes   Age Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Tailor of Panama  - Quotes

 Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas:
The only good men left in Panama City are you and me. That's all, you and me.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Original Kings of Comedy  - Quotes

 D.L. Hughley:
Nobody love God like black folks. Black folks love us some God. Jesus was black. If Jesus was black, the apostles were black, 'cause wouldn't no 12 white men follow no brother. Not unless they was the police and Jesus had a warrant, huh? They ain't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he was black. Jesus first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now, if that ain't black folk shit, I don't know what is. "Lord, we done run outta wine!" "Now normally, I don't do this, but, uh... go on head, keep the party goin."
 

Tags: Love Quotes   Men Quotes   God Quotes   Men Quotes   Party Quotes     
Limbo  - Quotes

 Donna De Angelo:
How come you're not married? [they laugh at her bluntness]
Donna De Angelo:
Sorry, if you don't want to say...
Joe Gastineau:
Probably the same reason you're not married.
Donna De Angelo:
Because such a high percentage of men are jerks?
Joe Gastineau:
No.
Donna De Angelo:
Because women are scarce and winters are long?
Joe Gastineau:
That's true, but...
Donna De Angelo:
Because you're looking for someone fun to be with? Who understands your bullshit but is still crazy about you anyway?
Joe Gastineau:
That's a bit much to ask for.
Donna De Angelo:
No, it's not.
 

Muppets from Space  - Quotes

 Kermit:
Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.
Fozzie Bear:
Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Deep Blue Sea  - Quotes

 Preacher:
You're the guy that got caught in that avalanche, right?
Russell Franklin:
Yeah, I'm the one.
Preacher:
Like black men don't have enough ways to get killed without climbing up some stupid ass mountain in the middle of God's nowhere! You leave that to the white folks! Brother!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Ninth Gate  - Quotes

 Boris Balkan:
[performing the ceremony] Now you can watch! You can't come with me... I must travel alone but you can look on and marvel.
Dean Corso:
That's very kind of you.
Boris Balkan:
Indeed it is. There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for a glimpse of what you are about to witness.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Deed Quotes   Men Quotes   Travel Quotes     
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas  - Quotes

 Raoul Duke:
Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo:
Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Cousin Bette  - Quotes

 Mlle. Elisabeth 'Bette' Fisher:
For the sake of their pleasure, men commit the most appalling crimes.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Heir Quotes   Men Quotes     
Tin Cup  - Quotes

 Doreen:
You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
The English Patient  - Quotes

 Almásy:
I once heard of a captain who wore a patch over a good eye. The men fought harder for him.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Persuasion  - Quotes

 Captain Wentworth:
Do the women often come shooting Charles?
Charles Musgrove:
Not that often Frederick, no.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
A Little Princess  - Quotes

 Maya:
All women are princesses, it is our right.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Women of the House  - Quotes

 Shirley Jones:
I've played hundreds of descent, caring, women over the years but it took the role of an exploited, used, and abused prostitute in Elmer Gantry to win me an Oscar. I guess you might say nice girls finish last!
 

Natural Born Killers  - Quotes

 Wayne Gale:
Mallory Knox has said that she wants to kill you.
Dr. Emil Reingold:
I never really believe what women tell me.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Saved by the Bell: The College Years  - Quotes

 Alex:
Emotional? Women are not emotional!
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Unforgiven  - Quotes

 Skinny Dubois:
You know how women lie.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Mannequin: On the Move  - Quotes

 Jason:
You were in the marines?
Hollywood:
Yes they were looking for a few good men and... so was I.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Why They Slept  - Quotes

 Meghan:
God looked down on the earth and saw the sin men had created. It broke God's heart, so he flooded the earth. Everyone drowned except for Noah and his family. God tested Noah. For forty days and forty nights they waited in the ark. They waited to be rescued. My mother used to tell me stories too.
Beverly:
In the end, God dried up the earth and the ark found land. Noah and his family were saved.
Meghan:
I've been here forty days... and all I can see is water.
 

Justice League: The New Frontier  - Quotes

 J'onn J'onzz:
The last time I appeared without warning in this form someone died of fright. Perhaps I should take a friendlier appearance.
King Faraday:
Suit yourself. [changes into superhero form]
J'onn J'onzz:
Well?
King Faraday:
It's okay. But real men wear pants.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Time Quotes     
School for Scoundrels  - Quotes

 Dr. P:
There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Terminal  - Quotes

 Frank Dixon:
Do you know, one of my own men came up to me the other day, asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. Look at 'em, look at 'em, look at 'em. Place a bet on when Navorski was gonna leave this airport. Have you heard about this?
Thurman:
[nodding] I have January 3rd.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Ski Quotes     
Failure to Launch  - Quotes

 Demo:
And yet, in America, we're shunned for our lifestyle.
Tripp:
When we should be celebrating our lifestyle. We are men who still live at home.
Demo:
Yes.
Tripp:
We're not here to apologize about who we are, and how we do it, and who we live with.
Demo:
No!
Tripp:
I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners. And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Kingdom  - Quotes

 Grant Sykes:
This hole is the case. Your men are contaminating this. You understand evidence? Little things that are clues? Clues can be very helpful to a fellow trying to solve a crime.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi:
You want to go into the hole?
Grant Sykes:
Yeah! Absolutely.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi:
No.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Trying Quotes     
Troy  - Quotes

 Odysseus:
[to Achilles] War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Two Weeks Notice  - Quotes

 Meryl Brooks:
You should have gone with George.
Lucy Kelson:
He asked June.
Meryl Brooks:
He asked you too!
Lucy Kelson:
He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
Dog Soldiers  - Quotes

 
[Megan is turning into a werewolf]
Megan:
[to Cooper] You may think all women are bitches... but I'm the real thing.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Women Quotes     
High Heels and Low Lifes  - Quotes

 Shannon:
Wait. I just thought of something.
Frances:
What?
Shannon:
You're a woman.
Frances:
...Yeah.
Shannon:
Guys like that won't take orders from women. They just pulled off a multi-million pound bank robbery and some woman rings them up asking for 300,000 pounds? I don't think they're gonna take you seriously.
Frances:
It's the 21st century. Women are doing every kind of job. We can do extortion.
Shannon:
What are you trying to do? Raise their consciousness or get the money?
Frances:
Ideally, both.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Heir Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes     
Someone Like You...  - Quotes

 Jane:
I mean, c'mon! I was comparing men to animals!... Which, let's face it, sometimes they are. But sometimes, they are not. Sometimes, you open the barn door, or the bedroom door, or the hospital room door, and you find the real thing. You find a guy that can sit with you when you're at your absolute worst, when your face looks like a punching bag and you're elbow deep in Kleenex, and he can still look at you, and tell you that Ray is not the last man you're ever going to love.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes     
Phone Booth  - Quotes

 Pamela McFadden:
Look, I may be from Montana, but we have men there also.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
The Hurricane  - Quotes

 Detective at Hospital:
Are these the two men who shot you? Look carefully, Sir. Are these the two men who did this to you?
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter:
He said "no".
Detective at Hospital:
Move closer.
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter:
He said "no".
Detective at Hospital:
Move closer.
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca:
Take another look, Sir.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?  - Quotes

 Carmen Sandiego:
Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Act Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes   Woman Quotes     
White Wolves III: Cry of the White Wolf  - Quotes

 Pamela:
[trying to start a fire with two sticks] This is impossible!
Quentin:
Keep going. It's how man first made fire.
Pamela:
Well that just shows you how great men are. If a woman had created this is would be a lot easier!
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Fire Quotes   Man Quotes   Men Quotes   Art Quotes     
Men in Black II  - Quotes

 Newton:
A neuralize... [Agent J neuralizes Newton]
Agent J:
Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those jaunts look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.
Kevin Brown/K:
Agent J?
Agent J:
Aight! Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black. [J leaves]
Newton, Hailey:
You wanna go to Cambodia?
Hailey:
Yeah.
Newton:
Hey, Mom? [Newton picks up a shovel]
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Act Quotes   Men Quotes     
Dogma  - Quotes

 Jay:
You know, I hear pregnant women can have sex until their third trimester.
Bethany:
I'll keep that in mind.
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Men Quotes   Heir Quotes   Men Quotes   Sex Quotes     
Grosse Pointe Blank  - Quotes

 Debi:
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Heart Quotes   Men Quotes   Art Quotes     
Double Team  - Quotes

 Stavros:
You know Jack, I can call you Jack can't I? I bet there's not a single night, where you can close your eyes tight enough, without seeing my little boy's face. I'm gonna give you a chance to know your son. If you live today, you'll get to know your son. And if you don't, I'll raise him as my own. You know, men are strong Jack, but the tiger is stronger. Oh, one more thing Jack, there's nothing wrong with stepping on a mine, it's stepping off that counts.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Chance Quotes   Men Quotes   Eyes Quotes     
Tin Cup  - Quotes

 Dr. Molly Griswold:
All you have to do is walk up to this, this woman, wherever she is, look her in the eye - look at me, Roy - just look her in the eyes, that's right, let down your guard, and don't try to be cool or smooth or whatever; just be honest and take a risk. And you know what, whatever happens, if you act from the heart, you can't make a mistake.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
Dr. Griswold...
Dr. Molly Griswold:
Yes?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
I think I'm in love with you.
Dr. Molly Griswold:
What?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
From the moment I first saw you, I knew I was through with bar girls and... strippers and motorcycle chicks, and... when we first started talking I was smitten with you, and I'm smitten with you more every day I think about you, and the fact that you know I'm full of crapola only makes you more attractive to me. Usually I can bullshit people, but I can't bullshit you, and in addition you got, you got great legs, and... most women I'm thinking about how to get in their pants from day one, but with you I'm just... I'm just thinking about how to get in your heart, and...
 

Tags: Women Quotes   Love Quotes   Men Quotes   Act Quotes   Day Quotes     
The Birdcage  - Quotes

 Louise Keeley:
Oh, what interesting china.
Louise Keeley:
It looks like young men playing leap frog.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes     
Persuasion  - Quotes

 Mr. Shepherd:
Women without children are the very best preservers of furniture.
 



Quotes of the Day