Jay Leno  - Quotes

 Politics is just show business for ugly people. 

Tags: media   monopoly   politics     


Superman Returns  - Quotes

 Superman:
[after saving Lois Lane and other members of the media from a plane crash] Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
 

Russell Brand  - Quotes

 The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.(Pg. 89) 

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Mojave Phone Booth  - Quotes

 Beth:
[first lines - phone conversation over scenes of cassette tape litter] Where does it come from, ya know? Seriously, what's on it? You ever wonder about that?
Greta:
Mmm, not really.
Beth:
Maybe just a desert phenomenon; I don't know. A desert road phenomenon.
Alex:
[tears tape out of cassette and throws it out the car window]
Beth:
In theory you should be seeing less of it, right? With the popularity of digital and all. But there seems to be more of it now than ever. All over the place.
Greta:
Maybe it's because the tape is out-dated. Because everything *is* going digital.
Beth:
Yeah. It's weird though. It seems like it's always been there. As long as I can remember. What about the pieces that are thrown away on purpose? What exactly is on that, ya know? We're just assuming it's either bad music or bad home movies. What if there's something on it we're *supposed* to know about.
Greta:
Or not know about...
Beth:
Or could it be something even more extraordinary? Something beyond even our comprehension?
Richard:
[driving along drinking from a liquor bottle]
Greta:
Such as?
Beth:
Communication. [scenes of tape fragments falling from the sky]
Beth:
What if some civilization peered in on us when we were at the height of using magnetic tape, seeing that we used it to relay information. What if this is the media they're using to contact us? It's just coming to us know as we move past the means to read it. What if these little ribbons are clusters of cosmic... leaflets.
Greta:
Beth... you still there?
Beth:
Yeah. Sorry.
Greta:
Have you tried talking with Tim about this?
Beth:
He always reaches the same conclusion.
Greta:
Which is?
Beth:
That I should just move in with him. 'would solve everything.
Greta:
And what do you think?
Beth:
I think... I'm bothered by all this tape.
 

Niklas Luhmann  - Quotes

 Was wir  

Tags: media   society     
Neal Stephenson  - Quotes

 Just aiming a speely input device, or a Farspark chambre, or whatever you call it... a speelycaptor... at something doesn't collect what is meaningful to me. I need someone to gather it in with all their senses, mix it round in their head, and make it over into words. 

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John Oliver  - Quotes

 Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson. 

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Ringo Starr  - Quotes

 (Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)

 

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Natural Born Killers  - Quotes

 Mickey:
You'll never understand, Wayne. You and me, we're not even the same species. I used to be you, then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape. You're a media person. Media's like the weather, only it's man-made weather. Murder? It's pure. You're the one made it impure. You're buying and selling fear. You say "why?" I say "why bother?"
 

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Doug Stanhope  - Quotes

 Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early. 

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Jim Morrison  - Quotes

 Whoever controls the media, controls the mind 

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Max Brooks  - Quotes

 Looking back, I still can't believe how unprofessional the news media was. So much spin, so few hard facts. All those digestible sound bites from an army of 'experts' all contradicting one another, all trying to seem more 'shocking' and 'in-depth' than the last one. It was all so confusing, nobody seemed to know what to do. 

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Alfred Hitchcock  - Quotes

 Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. 

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Jim Morrison  - Quotes

 Do you know we are being led to

Slaughters by placid admirals



& that fat slow generals are getting

Obscene on young blood



Do you know we are ruled by t.v.

 

Tags: control   corruption   media   television     
Martin Gardner  - Quotes

 Her constant orders for beheading are shocking to those modern critics of children's literature who feel that juvenile fiction should be free of all violence and especially violence with Freudian undertones. Even the Oz books of L. Frank Baum, so singularly free of the horrors to be found in Grimm and Andersen, contain many scenes of decapitation. As far as I know, there have been no empirical studies of how children react to such scenes and what harm if any is done to their psyche. My guess is that the normal child finds it all very amusing and is not damaged in the least, but that books like Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz should not be allowed to circulate indiscriminately among adults who are undergoing analysis. 

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The Hebrew Hammer  - Quotes

 Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
[talking on the phone] I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light.
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal:
So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Right.
 

J.G. Ballard  - Quotes

 The marriage of reason and nightmare that dominated the 20th century has given birth to an ever more ambiguous world. Across the communications landscape move the spectres of sinister technologies and the dreams that money can buy. Thermo-nuclear weapons systems and soft-drink commercials coexist in an overlit realm ruled by advertising and pseudo-events, science and pornography. Over our lives preside the great twin leitmotifs of the 20th century  

Tags: captalism   conformity   consumerism   materialism   media     
Diary of the Dead  - Quotes

 Debra:
[voiceover] The media were lying to us, or the government was lying to them. They were trying to make it seem like everything was gonna be all right.
 

Hurlyburly  - Quotes

 Eddie:
In the Middle Ages everyone really had to worry about witches and goblins, but what we have is stuff eating at us. We've got stuff we don't even... I mean, why do you think that all the warlords of the world are so anxious to get their own personal little stash of chemical weapons. They call them weapons of mass destruction, but they're not. They're very *very* selective about what they destroy. They annihilate people and preserve things. They love things. You and I would be dead, gas... puke... gone. Whereas, you know, other earlier older people - the ancients - could look to the heavens, which in their minds was inhabited by this thoughtful, meditative, you know, maybe a trifle unpredictable and wrathful, but nevertheless up there - this divine onlooker. We've got anchorpersons and talking heads. We've got politicians who decide life and death issues on the basis of their media concerns. That's what we've got.
 

Clay Shirky  - Quotes

 Mass amateurization of publishing makes mass amateurization of filtering a forced move. 

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Bill Bailey  - Quotes

 A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he's not going home to invent a rocket, is he? 

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Natural Born Killers  - Quotes

 Mickey:
The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.
 

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Al Franken  - Quotes

 Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.  

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P.S.  - Quotes

 Louise Harrington:
What if... you were driving in your car... and you hit a tree and you went flying through the windshield?
F. Scott Feinstadt:
I guess I would... take all the splintered wood... and the shattered glass and the twisted metal... and I'd mix it with my blood and my guts... and i'd create this giant... mixed media roadkill sculpture.
 

Clay Shirky  - Quotes

 Until recently, 'the news' has meant to different things - events that are newsworthy, and events covered by the press. 

Tags: media     
Dreams with Sharp Teeth  - Quotes

 Harlan Ellison:
Are [other writers]
Harlan Ellison:
any less the media whore than I? I think not. Nobody's offered to buy their soul. I sell my soul, but at the highest rates.
 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 As he defended the book one evening in the early 1980s at the Carnegie Endowment in New York, I knew that some of what he said was true enough, just as some of it was arguably less so. (Edward incautiously dismissed 'speculations about the latest conspiracy to blow up buildings or sabotage commercial airliners' as the feverish product of 'highly exaggerated stereotypes.') Covering Islam took as its point of departure the Iranian revolution, which by then had been fully counter-revolutionized by the forces of the Ayatollah. Yes, it was true that the Western press 

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Lysander Spooner  - Quotes

 Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it. 

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Tomorrow Never Dies  - Quotes

 Elliot Carver:
Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?
Newsman:
Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California.
Elliot Carver:
Outstanding!
 

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Edward R. Murrow  - Quotes

 People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were. 

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Joseph Stalin  - Quotes

 A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. 

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Jeff Dunham  - Quotes

 Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?

Peanut: Yes we had a great day!

Jose: No we did not.

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No we did not have a good day.

Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day!

What?

Jeff: Did you have a good day?

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up

Jeff: A good day?

Peanut: Yes

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up

Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa.

Peanut: I took him to the spa!

Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.

Peanut: It's the same thing!!!

 

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John Mendoza  - Quotes

 Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 

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Amy Goodman  - Quotes

 I really do think that if for one week in the United States we saw the true face of war, we saw people's limbs sheared off, we saw kids blown apart, for one week, war would be eradicated. Instead, what we see in the U.S. media is the video war game.  

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Edward R. Murrow  - Quotes

 If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable. 

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John Pilger  - Quotes

 We are beckoned to see the world through a one-way mirror, as if we are threatened and innocent and the rest of humanity is threatening, or wretched, or expendable. Our memory is struggling to rescue the truth that human rights were not handed down as privileges from a parliament, or a boardroom, or an institution, but that peace is only possible with justice and with information that gives us the power to act justly. 

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H.L. Mencken  - Quotes

 American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant. 

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David Byrne  - Quotes

 I pick up a copy of Newsweek on the plane and immediately notice how biased, slanted, and opinionated all the U.S. newsmagazine articles are. Not that the Euro and British press aren't biased as well--they certainly are--but living in the United States we are led to believe, and are constantly reminded, that our press is fair and free of bias. After such a short time away, I am shocked at how obviously and blatantly this lie is revealed--there is the 'reporting' that is essentially parroting what the White House press secretary announces; the myriad built-in assumptions that one ceases to register after being somewhere else for a while. The myth of neutrality is an effective blanket for a host of biases. 

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Al Franken  - Quotes

 The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. 

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Edward R. Murrow  - Quotes

 We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business. 

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Demosthenes  - Quotes

 Was man w 

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Jean Baudrillard  - Quotes

 This false distance is present everywhere: in spy films, in Godard, in modern advertising, which uses it continually as a cultural allusion. It is not really clear in the end whether this 'cool' smile is the smile of humour or that of commercial complicity. This is also the case with pop, and its smile ultimately encapsulates all its ambiguity: it is not the smile of critical distance, but the smile of collusion 

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Clay Shirky  - Quotes

 [T]he category of 'consumer' is now a temporary behavior rather than a permanent identity. 

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Edward R. Murrow  - Quotes

 Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions. 

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Will Rogers  - Quotes

 All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. 

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Isabel Allende  - Quotes

 [D]ie Leute [lesen] nichts, was sie nicht interessiert, und wenn sie etwas interessier[t], [sind] sie auch reif daf 

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Joseph Weizenbaum  - Quotes

 Jeder ist immer erreichbar. Die ganze Welt beschleunigt sich, alles ist dringend, und wo alles dringend ist, ist nichts mehr dringend, und damit schlittern wir in eine Bedeutungslosigkeit hinein. 

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J.M. Coetzee  - Quotes

 Obwohl diese afrikanischen Milit 

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Edward R. Murrow  - Quotes

 We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse, and insulate us, then television and those who finance it, those who look at it, and those who work at it, may see a totally different picture too late.  

Tags: media   news     
Ward Churchill  - Quotes

 The American people are free to do exactly what they are told. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair. 

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Chuck Klosterman  - Quotes

 Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.  

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Clay Shirky  - Quotes

 The future presented by the internet is the mass amateurization of publishing and a switch from 'Why publish this?' to 'Why not? 

Tags: media     
James Madison  - Quotes

 The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty. 

Tags: education   freedom   intelligence   knowledge   liberty   media     
Cory Doctorow  - Quotes

 Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Not since North Korean media declared Kim Jong-il to be the reincarnation of Kim Il Sung has there been such a blatant attempt to create a necrocracy, or perhaps mausolocracy, in which a living claimant assumes the fleshly mantle of the departed. 

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Clay Shirky  - Quotes

 The low cost of aggregating information also allowed the formalization of sharing [...]. 

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Henry A. Wallace  - Quotes

 The obvious types of American fascists are dealt with on the air and in the press. These demagogues and stooges are fronts for others. Dangerous as these people may be, they are not so significant as thousands of other people who have never been mentioned.



The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information.



With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power.
 

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Persius  - Quotes

 Dein Wissen hat keine Bedeutung, wenn niemand anderes wei 

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Jean Baudrillard  - Quotes

 The futility of everything that comes to us from the media is the inescapable consequence of the absolute inability of that particular stage to remain silent. Music, commercial breaks, news flashes, adverts, news broadcasts, movies, presenters 

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