James Patterson  - Quotes

 That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.

You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.
 

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 Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn 

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 There was something I needed to say.  

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 I hate this guy, 

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 Fang 

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 What are you doing here? 

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 Yes! 

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 My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle!

I mean, if I
 

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 We will destroy you, 

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 Sighing, she gave a brief nod.  

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 WARNING

If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment

 

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 I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max 

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 Did you know that wasn 

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