P.G. Wodehouse  - Quotes

 I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so. 

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Julie Murphy  - Quotes

 A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. 

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C.L. Wilson  - Quotes

 He held up his index finger.  

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