Paulo Coelho  - Quotes

 She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making love with men of all skin colors--white, black, yellow--with homosexuals and beggars. She was anyone's, and anyone could do anything to her. She had one, two, three orgasms, one after another. She imagined everything she had never imagined before, and she gave herself to all that was most base and most pure. 

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Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

All the food's in the oven.

And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
 

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Lily Tomlin  - Quotes

 We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. 

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Ron Jeremy  - Quotes

 You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. 

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Robert Clark  - Quotes

 Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. 

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Haruki Murakami  - Quotes

 If I'm going to merely ramble, maybe I should just snuggle under the warm covers, think of Miu, and play with myself. 

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Al Franken  - Quotes

 Today I will masterbate!



Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written
 

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Robert Clark  - Quotes

 Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? 

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Paulo Coelho  - Quotes

 That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a past where they can accumulate things and a future where they will accumulate still more. By the way, speaking of the present moment, do you masturbate a lot? 

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Neil Gaiman  - Quotes

 I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me,  

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