Paulo Coelho  - Quotes

 She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making love with men of all skin colors--white, black, yellow--with homosexuals and beggars. She was anyone's, and anyone could do anything to her. She had one, two, three orgasms, one after another. She imagined everything she had never imagined before, and she gave herself to all that was most base and most pure. 

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Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

All the food's in the oven.

And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
 

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Jane Bled  - Quotes

 Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy.  

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 Creo que el amor, como la eternidad, es una ambici 

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Pablo Picasso  - Quotes

 It took me a lifetime. 

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Lily Tomlin  - Quotes

 We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 If there were a master of stupidity in this world,

I would really love to listen to his success story.
 

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Bram Stoker  - Quotes

 I have been so long master

that I would be master still, or at least that none other

should be master of me.
 

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Ron Jeremy  - Quotes

 You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. 

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Chad Sugg  - Quotes

 My body is an ugly masterpiece that lives off the beauty of sound. 

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Robert Clark  - Quotes

 Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. 

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Ralph Waldo Emerson  - Quotes

 The Artist always has the masters in his eyes. 

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Alice Sebold  - Quotes

 Hold still, 

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Haruki Murakami  - Quotes

 If I'm going to merely ramble, maybe I should just snuggle under the warm covers, think of Miu, and play with myself. 

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Al Franken  - Quotes

 Today I will masterbate!



Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written
 

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Robert Clark  - Quotes

 Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? 

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Paulo Coelho  - Quotes

 That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a past where they can accumulate things and a future where they will accumulate still more. By the way, speaking of the present moment, do you masturbate a lot? 

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Shaun Jeffrey  - Quotes

 Anyone can put paint on a canvas, but only a true master can bring the painting to life. Anyone can kill, but only a genius can make murder an art. 

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Anne Rice  - Quotes

 Then, are you master of us all? You didn't teach her that. Was she supposed to imbibe it from my quiet subservience? 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 This world is so full of wars and hostilities.

All parties seek for allies to defeat enemies.

I support peace effort towards mastermind

which has caused men hostile to each other.
 

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Neil Gaiman  - Quotes

 I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me,  

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 Mood has to be controlled.

Otherwise, it's your master.
 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?

Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.
 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 Nobody is masterless,

even ronin enslaved by his sword.
 

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