Audrina Patridge - Quotes

 It's best to have your own personal space until you consider marriage or are really in a serious relationship, and marriage for me right now is out of the question. 

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Why Do Fools Fall in Love - Quotes

 Frankie Lymon:
Do you love him?
Zola Taylor:
I told you, Frankie. He's a nice, good man...
Frankie Lymon:
I didn't ask that! I asked you do you love him?
Zola Taylor:
YES! I love him, okay?
Frankie Lymon:
Oh, no, no... You said that marriage would tie you down. You just didn't want to be tied down to me.
Zola Taylor:
No, I never said that Frankie.
Frankie Lymon:
Oh, yeah, that's what you said. Now, let me tell you something. You gonna always be tied down to me. Whether you like it ot not. We're like magnets... [forcefully kisses Zola]
Zola Taylor:
[pushes Frankie away] Mm-mmm. Don't do this to me, Frankie.
Frankie Lymon:
Don't leave me right now, Zola.
Zola Taylor:
[flashes ring] I'm married.
Frankie Lymon:
No, that was a mistake! That was a mistake!
Zola Taylor:
NO! I got a life, baby, and it ain't gonna include you. Now you got to go. GET OUT!
 

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Audrina Patridge - Quotes

 Once you are married, you're married. 

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Heat - Quotes

 Vincent Hanna:
My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
Neil McCauley:
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
 

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The Simpsons Movie - Quotes

 Homer Simpson:
Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." [holds out hand]
Homer Simpson:
And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
 

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Amanda Seyfried - Quotes

 (about being in a polygamous marriage) I don't think I could share, no. I don't think I would trust. I want to be the most important thing in my husband's life. It's just weird. It's not natural. 

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Nights in Rodanthe - Quotes

 Adrienne Willis:
When Jack left me, it wasn't just our marriage ending. It was the loss of all the hopes that I'd had for the future. I tried to move on, but the world didn't seem that interested in me anymore. Then you came along, and helped me believe in myself again.
 

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Eyes Wide Shut - Quotes

 Sandor Szavost:
Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties? May I ask why a beautiful woman who could have any man in this room wants to be married?
Alice Harford:
Why wouldn't she?
Sandor Szavost:
Is it as bad as that?
Alice Harford:
As good as that!
 

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Not Without My Daughter - Quotes

 Betty Mahmoody:
My father's ill. He could be dying. I have to go and see him.
Houssein:
I don't think your father would have wanted you to go back if it meant losing your daughter.
Betty Mahmoody:
Why can't I go and see him, come back, and leave later with Mahtob?
Houssein:
You can't leave Mahtob here, not with Moody's family. They're from the provinces, and this regime only encourages them. There are some people who consider a girl ready for marriage at nine years of age. Child rights are not unknown.
 

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Love in the Time of Cholera - Quotes

 Dr. Juvenal Urbino:
I love you above all else. More than anyone else in the world. The important thing in marriage is not happiness but stability.
Fermina Urbino:
And love. Nothing is more difficult than love.
 

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Pulp Fiction - Quotes

 Jimmie:
I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.
 

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Little Women - Quotes

 Jo March:
Well, of course Aunt March prefers Amy over me. Why shouldn't she? I'm ugly and awkward and I always say the wrong things. I fly around throwing away perfectly good marriage proposals. I love our home, but I'm just so fitful and I can't stand being here! I'm sorry, I'm sorry Marmee. There's just something really wrong with me. I want to change, but I - I can't. And I just know I'll never fit in anywhere.
 

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The House of Mirth - Quotes

 Lawrence Selden:
Isn't marriage your vocation? Isn't it what you're all brought up for?
Lily Bart:
You speak as if I should marry the first man who came along.
 

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Persuasion - Quotes

 Captain Wentworth:
I come on business, Sir Walter.
Sir Walter Elliot:
Business?
Captain Wentworth:
Yes, my proposal of marriage to your daughter, Anne, has been accepted and I respectfully, sir, request permission to set a date.
Sir Walter Elliot:
Anne? You want to marry Anne? Whatever for?
 

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The Best Man - Quotes

 Lance Sullivan:
In case you didn't know, marriage is the key to promiscuity.
Quentin:
In what world?
 

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Alexander - Quotes

 
[referring to Philip and his pregnant new wife, Eurydice]
Olympias:
Pregnant, so soon? The little whore. He will marry her in the spring, during Dionysus' festival. And when her first son is born, her sweet Uncle Attalus will convince Phillip to name the boy his successor. And you will be sent on some impossible mission against some barbarous northern tribe, to be mutilated in one more meaningless battle. And I, no longer Queen, will be put to death with your sister and the remaining members of our family.
Alexander:
I wish sometimes you could see the light, mother. The truth is he's taken from you nothing that you've not been long without.
Olympias:
The only way is to strike. Announce your marriage to a Macedonian, now! Beget a child of pure blood. He would be one of them, not mine. And he would have no choice but to make you king. Eurydice was perfect! If your father, that pig, had not ravaged her first...
Alexander:
Say nothing more of my father! Do you hear me? Say nothing!
Olympias:
You're right. Forgive me. A mother loves too much.
 

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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story - Quotes

 Vivian Emery:
Well, I don't want to rain on your parade Mr. Lee. But the world needs hamburgers, not Judo.
Bruce Lee:
Kung Fu.
Vivian Emery:
Whatever. But what about children, that's what marriage is about, children, and what will they be? They won't be white, and they won't be oriental. They'll be some kind of half-breed and will not be accpted by either side.
Bruce Lee:
But, they'll be American. Linda's American, I'm an American.
Vivian Emery:
No. you're an American citizen Mr. Lee.
 

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Fireproof - Quotes

 Wayne Floyd:
I'm like a fine wine. I need about 35 years to reach perfection. The lady that gets Wayne Floyd; she'll get the complete package.
Terrell Sanders:
You mean 'complete wreckage'.
Wayne Floyd:
Nah. 255 pounds of pure love. All you need to make marriage work is a little bit of romance, and that comes from right here. [outlines his heart]
Terrell Sanders:
That's easy to say when you've never been married. It's a lot harder than you think, man.
Wayne Floyd:
One day I'm going to walk in with a tanned beauty on my arm, I'll show you how easy it can be.
Terrell Sanders:
Man, the only thing you'll come in here with hanging from your arm, is a bucket of chicken.
 

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Angels in America - Quotes

 Joe Pitt:
You said something about my friend. Is this about Louis? Is he...?
Prior Walter:
[shouting] Is he what? Sad, hot, happy? Talk to him yourself, Bullwinkle! What do I look like, a marriage counselor?
 

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Chocolat - Quotes

 Comte de Reynaud:
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
Vianne Rocher:
You make her sound like a fugitive.
Comte de Reynaud:
She *is* a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Vianne Rocher:
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead]
Vianne Rocher:
Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
Comte de Reynaud:
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Josephine:
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
 

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Forces of Nature - Quotes

 Ben Holmes:
Quoting Bishop Jeremy Taylor, "Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, and those burdens are delightful."
 

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Analyze This - Quotes

 Dr. Ben Sobel:
What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti:
No.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel:
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
 

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Forget Paris - Quotes

 Andy:
Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.
 

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Riding in Cars with Boys - Quotes

 Raymond Hasek:
Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm shit without you.
Beverly:
Oh how romantic... a marriage proposal that contains the word "shit."
 

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Intolerable Cruelty - Quotes

 Marylin Rexroth:
I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
 

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The 11th Hour - Quotes

 Stauf:
A lot of intermarriage in your family, stupid?
 

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The Civilization of Maxwell Bright - Quotes

 Mai Ling:
Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages?
Temple:
Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
 

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Arrested Development - Quotes

 Lindsay Funke:
Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a nightmare.
Michael:
Tobias said it was some of the most fun your family has ever had.
Lindsay Funke:
Yeah, well, I was whacked on Xanotab.
Michael:
Well I thought Xanotab was supposed to make everything better.
Lindsay Funke:
For fifteen minutes. Then it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell. It's not a good supplement. Besides, Maebe wont do it.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke:
Let's do it. I want to reunite the band. That was some of the best times we've ever had.
 

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Wedding Crashers - Quotes

 Jeremy Grey:
John? I need to see you right away. It's important.
John Beckwith:
[Walking into Jeremy's office] What's going on?
Jeremy Grey:
[sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!
John Beckwith:
You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!
Jeremy Grey:
I've got us down for 17 of them already.
John Beckwith:
Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?
Jeremy Grey:
Great question. I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
John Beckwith:
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
Jeremy Grey:
We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
John Beckwith:
And who's gonna be there to catch them?
Jeremy Grey:
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season? [Jeremy raises his hand]
John Beckwith:
Mr. Grey?
Jeremy Grey:
Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season? [shimmy-shakes]
John Beckwith:
Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now who are we this time?
 

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Dallas - Quotes

 JR Ewing:
A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top.
 

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Ever After - Quotes

 King Francis:
You sir are restricted to the grounds.
Henry:
Are you putting me under house arrest?
King Francis:
Do not mock me, boy, for I am in a foul disposition. And I will have my way...
Henry:
Or what? You'll ship me off to the Americas like some criminal? All for the sake of your stupid contract?
King Francis:
You are the Crown Prince of France!
Henry:
And it is my life.
Queen Marie:
Francis, sit down before you have a stroke. Really. the two of you. [to Henry]
Queen Marie:
Sweetheart... you were born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
Henry:
Forgive me, Mother, but marriage to a complete stranger never made anyone in this room very happy.
King Francis:
You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike at you in any way I can.
Henry:
What's it to be, father, hot oil or the rack?
King Francis:
I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever.
Henry:
Good. Agreed. I don't want it. [Walks out]
King Francis:
[to the Queen, frustrated] He's your son.
 

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Quotes

 Dr. Evil:
Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!
Number Two:
Prince Charles *did* have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil:
Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info. [pause]
Dr. Evil:
Okay no problem. Here's my second plan. Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
Number Two:
[pause] That also already has happened. [in original pressings, Number Two said "That also has already been done."]
Dr. Evil:
Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Number Two:
Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil:
Really? That's a lot of money. [pause]
Dr. Evil:
Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Dr. Evil:
One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
 

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Sleepless in Seattle - Quotes

 Walter:
Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.
 

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Quotes

 Norrington:
I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I must speak my mind... Ah, this promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have... not yet achieved: a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth:
[her corset is choking her] I can't breathe!
Norrington:
Yes, I'm... I'm a bit nervous myself. [Elizabeth faints and topples over the wall]
 

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Hollywood Ending - Quotes

 Ellie:
Our marriage wasn't going anywhere.
Val:
Where do you want it to go? Where do marriages go? After a while they just lay there. That's the thing about marriages.
 

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Corpse Bride - Quotes

 Mayhew:
[about Victoria's marriage to Lord Barkis] I guess they didn't want to waste the cake!
 

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George of the Jungle - Quotes

 George:
So you no want Ursula to love George?
Ursula's mother:
I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast.
George:
That hurt.
Ursula's mother:
Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle van de Groot.
 

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Tommy Boy - Quotes

 Paul:
Wait a minute, fat boy. You lost your shares to the bank. You don't even have a right to be here!
Michelle:
Gee, it's funny you should bring that up, 'cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.
Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III:
Whoa, what have we got here? Oh, my God, it's a Police Report.
Ray Zalinsky:
What's all this about?
Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III:
Let's see. "Paul Barrish, married May 1993 to Beverly Barrish aka Beverly Burns". Richard, how could Beverly be married to Paul and my dad at the same time? Interesting!
Richard Hayden:
Yes. Provocative.
Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III:
What I think it means is your marriage to my dad was never legal.
Michelle:
Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.
 

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Braveheart - Quotes

 Lord Bottoms:
As lord of these lands I will bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union.
Bride's Father:
Oh, by God, you will not!
 

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The Wedding Planner - Quotes

 Salvatore:
[during Mary's marriage ceremony to Massimo, he objects] No. No!
Dottie:
Oh, thank God!
Burt:
Oh, hell, I object too!
 

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The Story of Us - Quotes

 Rachel:
Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance.
 

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The Parent Trap - Quotes

 Annie as Hallie:
I know what mystery my father sees in you.
Meredith Blake:
You do?
Annie as Hallie:
You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey, the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?
 

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Tristan + Isolde - Quotes

 Tristan:
Your marriage will end a hundred years of bloodshed.
Isolde:
[sobbing] My marriage to another man!
 

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Love Actually - Quotes

 
[in Portuguese]
Jamie:
Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
Sophia Barros:
[in Portuguese] Definitely go for England, girl. You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
 

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Sleepy Hollow - Quotes

 Lady Van Tassel:
The easiest part was the first. To enter your home as your mother's sick-nurse and put her body into the grave and mine into the marriage bed.
 

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Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult - Quotes

 Jane Spencer:
[at marriage counselling] You came highly recommended by our last therapist.
Dr. Stuart Eisendrath:
Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.
 

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Caroline in the City - Quotes

 Annie:
That's how she was going to accept his proposal! It's so romantic!
Richard:
How do you know it was a marriage proposal? It could have been a suicide pact.
Annie:
Somebody wasn't breast-fed!
Richard:
Somebody doesn't have breasts!
 

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Flirting with Disaster - Quotes

 Tina:
Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?
 

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Unforgiven - Quotes

 
[first title card]
Title card:
She was a comely young woman and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not at his hands as her mother might have suspected, but of smallpox. That was 1878.
 

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Sleuth - Quotes

 Andrew Wyke:
In this day and age, is marriage absolutely necessary? Isn't it a bit old-hat?
 

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Miami Rhapsody - Quotes

 Gwyn Marcus:
I figure marriage is kind of like Miami: it's hot and stormy, and occasionally a little dangerous... but if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?
 

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The Road to Wellville - Quotes

 Virginia Cranehill:
Marriage is just legalized prostitution, my dear.
 

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Just Married - Quotes

 Kyle:
Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
Tom:
Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
Kyle:
Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog! [laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
Kyle:
Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.
 

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 - Quotes

 Earl McGraw:
Who's the bride?
Edgar McGraw:
Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.
Earl McGraw:
You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.
 

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Caroline in the City - Quotes

 Annie:
You finally get your one and only marriage and you don't accept because you see yourself in a Volvo commercial?
 

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Beauty and the Beast - Quotes

 
[Gaston is face down in a mud wallow after Belle turns down his marriage proposal]
Lefou:
So, how did it go?
Gaston:
[grabs Lefou] I'll have Belle for my wife! Make no mistake about *that*! [throws Lefou in the mud]
Lefou:
[to the pig] Touchy! [the pig oinks]
 

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Dharma & Greg - Quotes

 Greg:
[to Dharma] I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
 

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MADtv - Quotes

 Drew Barrymore:
I think that marriage is back because love is back. It was all weird when love was gone. I think love was gone because we made fun of it. We called it fat and stupid. So don't make fun of love!
Drew Barrymore:
Hey Drew Barrymore, Anne Heche called and said you're spaceship's ready!
Drew Barrymore:
[gasps] E.T.'s here?
 

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Now or Never - Quotes

 Zoe:
Marriage is the last thing that's going to make you happy, it's like leaping off this huge cliff into adulthood.
 

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Caroline in the City - Quotes

 Richard:
How could anyone not like the opera. Opera is transcendent. It is the most intense musical experience a person can have.
Caroline:
Plus you get to wear those neat, long gloves!
Richard:
You know, I'm certain that's what Mozart had in mind when he wrote The Marriage of Figaro. 'Oh, goodie, now women can accessorize!'
 

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