Zsa Zsa Gabor - Quotes

 Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married. 

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Audrina Patridge - Quotes

 It's best to have your own personal space until you consider marriage or are really in a serious relationship, and marriage for me right now is out of the question. 

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Zsa Zsa Gabor - Quotes

 Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.  

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Why Do Fools Fall in Love - Quotes

 Frankie Lymon:
Do you love him?
Zola Taylor:
I told you, Frankie. He's a nice, good man...
Frankie Lymon:
I didn't ask that! I asked you do you love him?
Zola Taylor:
YES! I love him, okay?
Frankie Lymon:
Oh, no, no... You said that marriage would tie you down. You just didn't want to be tied down to me.
Zola Taylor:
No, I never said that Frankie.
Frankie Lymon:
Oh, yeah, that's what you said. Now, let me tell you something. You gonna always be tied down to me. Whether you like it ot not. We're like magnets... [forcefully kisses Zola]
Zola Taylor:
[pushes Frankie away] Mm-mmm. Don't do this to me, Frankie.
Frankie Lymon:
Don't leave me right now, Zola.
Zola Taylor:
[flashes ring] I'm married.
Frankie Lymon:
No, that was a mistake! That was a mistake!
Zola Taylor:
NO! I got a life, baby, and it ain't gonna include you. Now you got to go. GET OUT!
 

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Audrina Patridge - Quotes

 Once you are married, you're married. 

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Heat - Quotes

 Vincent Hanna:
My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
Neil McCauley:
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
 

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The Simpsons Movie - Quotes

 Homer Simpson:
Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." [holds out hand]
Homer Simpson:
And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be. 

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Amanda Seyfried - Quotes

 (about being in a polygamous marriage) I don't think I could share, no. I don't think I would trust. I want to be the most important thing in my husband's life. It's just weird. It's not natural. 

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Nights in Rodanthe - Quotes

 Adrienne Willis:
When Jack left me, it wasn't just our marriage ending. It was the loss of all the hopes that I'd had for the future. I tried to move on, but the world didn't seem that interested in me anymore. Then you came along, and helped me believe in myself again.
 

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Eyes Wide Shut - Quotes

 Sandor Szavost:
Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties? May I ask why a beautiful woman who could have any man in this room wants to be married?
Alice Harford:
Why wouldn't she?
Sandor Szavost:
Is it as bad as that?
Alice Harford:
As good as that!
 

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Oscar Wilde - Quotes

 Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 Women may fall when there 

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Not Without My Daughter - Quotes

 Betty Mahmoody:
My father's ill. He could be dying. I have to go and see him.
Houssein:
I don't think your father would have wanted you to go back if it meant losing your daughter.
Betty Mahmoody:
Why can't I go and see him, come back, and leave later with Mahtob?
Houssein:
You can't leave Mahtob here, not with Moody's family. They're from the provinces, and this regime only encourages them. There are some people who consider a girl ready for marriage at nine years of age. Child rights are not unknown.
 

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Love in the Time of Cholera - Quotes

 Dr. Juvenal Urbino:
I love you above all else. More than anyone else in the world. The important thing in marriage is not happiness but stability.
Fermina Urbino:
And love. Nothing is more difficult than love.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,

Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee,

And for thy maintenance; commits his body

To painful labor, both by sea and land;

To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,

Whilst thou li 

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Pulp Fiction - Quotes

 Jimmie:
I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.
 

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Little Women - Quotes

 Jo March:
Well, of course Aunt March prefers Amy over me. Why shouldn't she? I'm ugly and awkward and I always say the wrong things. I fly around throwing away perfectly good marriage proposals. I love our home, but I'm just so fitful and I can't stand being here! I'm sorry, I'm sorry Marmee. There's just something really wrong with me. I want to change, but I - I can't. And I just know I'll never fit in anywhere.
 

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Barbra Streisand - Quotes

 Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? 

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Elizabeth I - Quotes

 If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. 

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The House of Mirth - Quotes

 Lawrence Selden:
Isn't marriage your vocation? Isn't it what you're all brought up for?
Lily Bart:
You speak as if I should marry the first man who came along.
 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Quotes

 For the hundreds of thousands of Californians in gay and lesbian households who are managing their day-to-day lives, this decision affirms the full legal protections and safeguards I believe everyone deserves. 

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Persuasion - Quotes

 Captain Wentworth:
I come on business, Sir Walter.
Sir Walter Elliot:
Business?
Captain Wentworth:
Yes, my proposal of marriage to your daughter, Anne, has been accepted and I respectfully, sir, request permission to set a date.
Sir Walter Elliot:
Anne? You want to marry Anne? Whatever for?
 

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Barbara Kingsolver - Quotes

 That would be Axelroot all over, to turn up with an extra wife or two claiming that's how they do it here. Maybe he's been in Africa so long he's forgotten that we Christians have our own system of marriage, and it's called Monotony. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 And too soon Marred are those so early Made. 

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Elizabeth Gilbert - Quotes

 You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words. 

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P.G. Wodehouse - Quotes

 I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so. 

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Roman Payne - Quotes

 The lot of the bride

to be wed before bed

desired until rotten.

The lot of the author

to be read before bed

admired then forgotten. 

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The Best Man - Quotes

 Lance Sullivan:
In case you didn't know, marriage is the key to promiscuity.
Quentin:
In what world?
 

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Alexander - Quotes

 
[referring to Philip and his pregnant new wife, Eurydice]
Olympias:
Pregnant, so soon? The little whore. He will marry her in the spring, during Dionysus' festival. And when her first son is born, her sweet Uncle Attalus will convince Phillip to name the boy his successor. And you will be sent on some impossible mission against some barbarous northern tribe, to be mutilated in one more meaningless battle. And I, no longer Queen, will be put to death with your sister and the remaining members of our family.
Alexander:
I wish sometimes you could see the light, mother. The truth is he's taken from you nothing that you've not been long without.
Olympias:
The only way is to strike. Announce your marriage to a Macedonian, now! Beget a child of pure blood. He would be one of them, not mine. And he would have no choice but to make you king. Eurydice was perfect! If your father, that pig, had not ravaged her first...
Alexander:
Say nothing more of my father! Do you hear me? Say nothing!
Olympias:
You're right. Forgive me. A mother loves too much.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man. 

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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story - Quotes

 Vivian Emery:
Well, I don't want to rain on your parade Mr. Lee. But the world needs hamburgers, not Judo.
Bruce Lee:
Kung Fu.
Vivian Emery:
Whatever. But what about children, that's what marriage is about, children, and what will they be? They won't be white, and they won't be oriental. They'll be some kind of half-breed and will not be accpted by either side.
Bruce Lee:
But, they'll be American. Linda's American, I'm an American.
Vivian Emery:
No. you're an American citizen Mr. Lee.
 

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Fireproof - Quotes

 Wayne Floyd:
I'm like a fine wine. I need about 35 years to reach perfection. The lady that gets Wayne Floyd; she'll get the complete package.
Terrell Sanders:
You mean 'complete wreckage'.
Wayne Floyd:
Nah. 255 pounds of pure love. All you need to make marriage work is a little bit of romance, and that comes from right here. [outlines his heart]
Terrell Sanders:
That's easy to say when you've never been married. It's a lot harder than you think, man.
Wayne Floyd:
One day I'm going to walk in with a tanned beauty on my arm, I'll show you how easy it can be.
Terrell Sanders:
Man, the only thing you'll come in here with hanging from your arm, is a bucket of chicken.
 

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Angels in America - Quotes

 Joe Pitt:
You said something about my friend. Is this about Louis? Is he...?
Prior Walter:
[shouting] Is he what? Sad, hot, happy? Talk to him yourself, Bullwinkle! What do I look like, a marriage counselor?
 

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Craig Ferguson - Quotes

 My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it. 

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Chocolat - Quotes

 Comte de Reynaud:
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
Vianne Rocher:
You make her sound like a fugitive.
Comte de Reynaud:
She *is* a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Vianne Rocher:
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead]
Vianne Rocher:
Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
Comte de Reynaud:
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Josephine:
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
 

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Forces of Nature - Quotes

 Ben Holmes:
Quoting Bishop Jeremy Taylor, "Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, and those burdens are delightful."
 

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Analyze This - Quotes

 Dr. Ben Sobel:
What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti:
No.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel:
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
 

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Forget Paris - Quotes

 Andy:
Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.
 

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Riding in Cars with Boys - Quotes

 Raymond Hasek:
Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm shit without you.
Beverly:
Oh how romantic... a marriage proposal that contains the word "shit."
 

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Intolerable Cruelty - Quotes

 Marylin Rexroth:
I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
 

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John Cheever - Quotes

 Our country is the best country in the world. We are swimming in prosperity and our President is the best president in the world. We have larger apples and better cotton and faster and more beautiful machines. This makes us the greatest country in the world. Unemployment is a myth. Dissatisfaction is a fable. In preparatory school America is beautiful. It is the gem of the ocean and it is too bad. It is bad because people believe it all. Because they become indifferent. Because they marry and reproduce and vote and they know nothing. 

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Michael Ondaatje - Quotes

 I have spent weeks in the desert, forgetting to look at the moon, he says, as a married man may spend days never looking into the face of his wife. These are not sins of omission but signs of pre-occuopation. 

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The 11th Hour - Quotes

 Stauf:
A lot of intermarriage in your family, stupid?
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear. 

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Alec Baldwin - Quotes

 Men are literally lying in bed with their wives when the marriage is essentially over thinking, 'I've got to get the hell out of here,' and have a fantasy woman in mind. Then you get divorced, meet a woman, marry her and, by the time all that goes by, you've aged a few years and are ready to go back to your ex-wife. You want a woman who is sane and normal. A woman who is more like you. You've gotten older. 

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The Civilization of Maxwell Bright - Quotes

 Mai Ling:
Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages?
Temple:
Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
 

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Arrested Development - Quotes

 Lindsay Funke:
Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a nightmare.
Michael:
Tobias said it was some of the most fun your family has ever had.
Lindsay Funke:
Yeah, well, I was whacked on Xanotab.
Michael:
Well I thought Xanotab was supposed to make everything better.
Lindsay Funke:
For fifteen minutes. Then it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell. It's not a good supplement. Besides, Maebe wont do it.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke:
Let's do it. I want to reunite the band. That was some of the best times we've ever had.
 

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Greg Behrendt - Quotes

 We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you 

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Wedding Crashers - Quotes

 Jeremy Grey:
John? I need to see you right away. It's important.
John Beckwith:
[Walking into Jeremy's office] What's going on?
Jeremy Grey:
[sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!
John Beckwith:
You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!
Jeremy Grey:
I've got us down for 17 of them already.
John Beckwith:
Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?
Jeremy Grey:
Great question. I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
John Beckwith:
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
Jeremy Grey:
We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
John Beckwith:
And who's gonna be there to catch them?
Jeremy Grey:
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season? [Jeremy raises his hand]
John Beckwith:
Mr. Grey?
Jeremy Grey:
Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season? [shimmy-shakes]
John Beckwith:
Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now who are we this time?
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out. 

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Dallas - Quotes

 JR Ewing:
A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top.
 

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Al Gore - Quotes

 you can't be value free when it comes to marriage 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. 

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Ever After - Quotes

 King Francis:
You sir are restricted to the grounds.
Henry:
Are you putting me under house arrest?
King Francis:
Do not mock me, boy, for I am in a foul disposition. And I will have my way...
Henry:
Or what? You'll ship me off to the Americas like some criminal? All for the sake of your stupid contract?
King Francis:
You are the Crown Prince of France!
Henry:
And it is my life.
Queen Marie:
Francis, sit down before you have a stroke. Really. the two of you. [to Henry]
Queen Marie:
Sweetheart... you were born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
Henry:
Forgive me, Mother, but marriage to a complete stranger never made anyone in this room very happy.
King Francis:
You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike at you in any way I can.
Henry:
What's it to be, father, hot oil or the rack?
King Francis:
I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever.
Henry:
Good. Agreed. I don't want it. [Walks out]
King Francis:
[to the Queen, frustrated] He's your son.
 

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