[Hannah Pitt approaches a Homeless Woman] Hannah Pitt: Excuse me. I said excuse me. Can you tell me where I am? Is this Brooklyn? Do you know a Pineapple Street or is there some train or bus I...? [sets down bags exaustedly] Hannah Pitt: I'm lost. I just arrived from Salt Lake City. [beet] Hannah Pitt: Utah? I took the bus I was told to take and I got off... well it was the very last stop so I had to get off and I asked the driver was this Brooklyn and he nodded yes. But he was from one of those foreign countries where they think it's good manners to nod at everything, even if you don't know what it is you're nodding at. In truth I think he spoke no English at all... which I think would make him ineligible for employment on public transportation, you know with the public being English-speaking... mostly. Do you speak English. Homeless Woman: [nods yes] Hannah Pitt: Well I was supposed to be met at the airport by my son and he didn't show. And I don't wait more than three and three quarters hours for anyone, so I should have been more patient... I guess. But is this... Homeless Woman: Bronx. Hannah Pitt: [confused] Is that The Bronx? How in the name of Heaven did I get to The Bronx? When that drive... Homeless Woman: -slurp... slurp... will you stop that disgusting slurping, you disgusting slurping animal, feeding yourself. What would it matter to yourself or anyone if you just stop feeding and DIED! Hannah Pitt: Can you just tell me... Homeless Woman: Why was the Koziuscko Bridge named after a Po-lack? Hanna: I don't know what you're talking ab... Homeless Woman: It was a joke. Hanna: Well what's the punch line? Homeless Woman: I don't know. Hanna: Oh for Petes' sake! [to the street] Hanna: Is there anyone who can tell me... Homeless Woman: [yelling to no one in particular] Stand further off you fat loathsome whore, you can't have any more of this soup slurp slurp slurp you animal, and I know you'll just go pee it all away and where will you do that behind what bush! It's fucking cold out here and I- [gulp] Homeless Woman: ... not right because I'm supposed to live in a tunnel. [to Hannah] Homeless Woman: You're not very funny. Have you read the propecies of Nostradomus? Hannah Pitt: Who? Homeless Woman: Some guy I once went out with somewhere. Nostradomus... prophet... outcast... eyes like scary shit, he would... Hannah Pitt: Shut up! Please stop jabbering for one minute and pull your wits together and tell me how to get to Brooklyn, because you know and you're going to tell me because there is no one else around to tell me and I'm cold and I'm wet and I'm very, very angry. So I'm sorry that you're psychotic but just make an effort. Pull yourself together and take a deep breath. [Homeless Woman stares dumbfounded at Hannah] Hannah Pitt: Do it! Homeless Woman: [stuggles to take in a breath] Hannah Pitt: Good. Now exale. [blows air out of her mouth] Homeless Woman: [Tries to mimic Hannah's exhaling with mixed results] Hannah Pitt: Now tell me how to get to Brooklyn. Homeless Woman: Hmmm... don't know. [Hannah slumps defeatedly] Homeless Woman: Want some soup? Hannah Pitt: Manhattan? I don't suppose you know the address of the Mormon Visitor Center. Homeless Woman: 65th and Broadway. Hannah Pitt: How do you know that? Homeless Woman: I go there all the time. Free movies. Boring, but you can stay all day. Hannah Pitt: Well how can I get there? Homeless Woman: Take the D train. Next block take a right. Hannah Pitt: Thank you. [Hannah picks up her bags and starts walking away. Homeless Woman dumps out the rest of her soup and throws the empty container in to a bin, startling Hannah] Homeless Woman: In the new century, I think we will all be insane. [Hannah hurries away as fast as she can]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.
Hannah Lorenz: Back to Reality with Nick Watson. Nick Watson: Thank you. You know I've been doing this for four years. With only a brief hiatus before this past year to interrupt. And I've discussed with you all manners of silly subjects. From my comments about snipers on the borders to Canada and Mexico... Andy Wolcienski: That's an idea I still support, by the way. Nick Watson: It's a good idea. To my line of Pope products for the Pope's unfortunately canceled visit to the United States. Andy Wolcienski: I still want my "Pope-On-A-Rope!"
Joe Gill: [talking about meat] Look here. This kid's killed this critter twice. J.T. Langston: You want it rare, there's a bunch of them running around outside. Why don't you go take a bite of one? Joe Gill: Mind your elders, boy. Mind your elders. Joe Gill: You know, I've been around this place a long time. I was here till Barkow moved Mrs. Rodney to town... and then he run me off. J.T. Langston: Why does she listen to him? Rafe Covington: She's alone, she's scared. He's got manners and smells nice. Joe Gill: Besides that, he wants this ranch and he wants it something fierce. J.T. Langston: Why does he want this place? Joe Gill: I don't know. Rafe Covington: Maybe he wants Mrs. Rodney fierce. Joe Gill: Maybe. Joe Gill: Maybe both. Rock Mullaney: [door opens, Rock enters with guns pointed at him] Is it Christmas yet? Rafe Covington: You don't look rich. Rock Mullaney: Maybe rich stopped mattering. Maybe Charlie mattered more. Maybe this gourmet cooking appealed to me. Rock Mullaney: [to Joe] Brendan Mulaney. Joe Gill: Joe Gill. Rock Mullaney: Pleased to meet you, Joe. Joe Gill: Welcome here to Crazy Woman Ranch.
Nancy: I assume it was one of your... party guests... who peed in my bushes? Method Man: Yeah... I really am sorry about that Neighbor Lady... you know... some mother *bleep*in people have no mother *bleep*in manners sometimes, it won't happen again...
Nash: I thought I shot you. You must be one tough monkey. Earl: [laughs] You and the monkey jokes, huh? Didn't your momma teach you any manners while you were humpin' her?
Easy: I don't think they're teaching manners anymore at the schools. Marg: I guess not. Easy: So how's business? Marg: Pretty slow. What are you doing here Easy? Easy: Getting rid of stuff we don't need anymore. Marg: Georgia, you must know Mr. Kimbrough, he's the butcher. Georgia: I'm a vegetarian. Easy: We like that. Marg: This is my granddaughter, Georgia. Easy: Granddaughter indeed. And the hoverer, my son Dwight and with his permission you can call him Beagle.
Phillips: Wish I can stay and play, but I'm in a bit of a hurry so excuse my bad manners if I... just... kill you... now.
Adam: Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.
Charles: Do you have any idea how long it's taken me to get into that site? Shuck: Do you have any idea how long I've been standin' here? Charles: Great, I'm getting a lesson in bad manners from a cowboy. Shuck: Sheep rancher. Charles: There's a difference?
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