Woman Making Out: Oh my God, he's got a gun! Wood Grimes: [to the man she's making out with] A woman that brilliant deserves a motel room, son.
Truman Langley: Be *nice* to him! Party a little bit!
Woman with Glasses: There's a blurred spot in my vision... there... no, there, no,no... [Dr. Stone takes her glasses and cleans them] Woman with Glasses: I'm cured.
Jill: I've never met a man who was a vegetarian before - only lesbians.
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Gentlemen, I'm afraid we're not making a very good first impression. The Missing Link: Well, at least I'm talking. First new monster in years, and we couldn't get, like, a wolfman or a mummy? You know, someone I can play cards with.
G. Fourman: [regarding the introductions in fighting games] You, in the suit! Do the thing! Sam: Huh? [G. Fourman motions to table with microphone] Sam: Oh, OK! Round One. FIGHT!
Samuel Kendrick: They'll be lookin' for water. Tomas "Swede" Lundstrom: So will I. Antelope Spring's less than a day's ride. There'll be water there and more important - a saloon! Samuel Kendrick: Water and whiskey are hard for a man to resist. Tomas "Swede" Lundstrom: And nothin' builds up a thirst like a bag full of money.
The County Sheriff: Danny, put another round in that woman over there! Look! She's a twitcher!
Lureen Newsome: [to Jack] New model comin' in this week, remember? You're the best combine salesman we got. [pause] Lureen Newsome: You're the *only* combine salesman, in fact...
Storyteller: I do not believe that we are human beings in search of a spiritual experience. I believe we are spiritual beings in search of a human experience.
Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Verbal: A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.
Ali: We all know Bobby here a man. He a man, so nobody punking nobody here. Am I right, Buddha? Buddha, do you, or do you not recognize this is a man standing here?
Doug: Well, actually, it's kinda interesting. Woman in Bar: I'll bet. Drunk: Tell him. Woman in Bar #2: We're waiting. Doug: I- I b- I been doin' a little- I been doin' a little figure skating. Drunk: Damn. Man in Bar: What'd he say? Walter Dorsey: You been doin' what? Old man in back of bar: Finger painting?
Detective Mitchell: A bar is a better sanctuary than church, my Pop used to say. There's not a problem in the world that a beautiful drink and a stiff woman couldn't solve.
Marcus: Baby, I'm a man of word. There is absolutely nothing that is more important to me than my family. Marcus: The question is, can you hang?
Sting: I blame the man behind the camera for all my troubles.
Man #2: Who cut the cheese? Man #1: You did. Man #2: Liar. Man #1: Munster. Man #2: Swiss. Man #1: Gouda. Man #2: Feta. Man #2, Man #1: FETA.
Andy Fidler: Does the expression, "No man is an island", ring any bells? Special Agent Derrick Vann: [yelling] Does the expression, "Shut your ass up!", ring any bells?
Bennett: [walks up to the hideous-looking troll woman at the gas station - thinking she's hot] Hi! Michelle: Hi... what are you doing? [they then stare vacantly at each other for several seconds with no dialogue... and the movie cuts to later with Bennett by himself at the gas pump]
Man in bar 2: So wait, you're a bum? Bum: Well, that's when I was younge and naive. But anyway...
[Buckman has just let go a huge fart] Captain Carl Knox: Hear something? Orlando Sonarman: Yeah. Almost sounded like... an explosion.
Thad Beaumont: Sounds like the police have been in touch. Reggie Delesseps: They wanted me to confirm that you were a man of good character. I lied and told them that you were.
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