Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quotes

 Horace Slughorn:
[during Aragog's funeral] Farewell, Aragog. King of the arachnids. Your body will decay... but your spirit lingers on and your human friends find solace, the loss they have sustained.
 

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Batman Forever - Quotes

 Bruce Wayne:
[Edward extends his had to shake Bruce's] Mister...?
Edward Nygma:
Ohhhhh... Bruce Wayne.
Bruce Wayne:
No, that's uh, my name. And you are?
Edward Nygma:
Oh! Nygma. Edward... Edward Nygma. You hired me personally. We've never actually met, but you signed the employment form yourself. I have it.
Bruce Wayne:
I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed.
Edward Nygma:
Oh! Yes, of course! I'm sorry. It's just that... you're my idol.
Fred Stickley:
[reaches for Nygma's arm] Back to work Edward.
Edward Nygma:
[yanks arm away] And *some* people have been trying to keep us apart.
Fred Stickley:
Back to work Edward!
Bruce Wayne:
It's okay. So, Mr. Nygma, what's on your mind?
Edward Nygma:
Precisely! What's on all our minds? Brainwaves. [giggles]
Edward Nygma:
The future of Wayne Enterprises is brainwaves. [runs into his cubicle]
Fred Stickley:
You'll have to forgive this Mr. Wayne. I personally terminated this project this morning!
Bruce Wayne:
It's okay.
Edward Nygma:
[pops out with a high-tech contraption] I have it! Voila! Huh? My invention beams any TV signal directly into the human brain. By stimulating the neurons, manipulating brainwaves if you will, this device makes the viewer feel like they're actually inside the show! Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
Bruce Wayne:
Did you say manipulating brainwaves?
Edward Nygma:
Well... uh... yes.
Bruce Wayne:
Hmmm.
Edward Nygma:
Not that someone like you would need this. Someone so... sophisticated... and intelligent. I just need additional funds and time for human testing. Let me show you, *please!*
Bruce Wayne:
Now look Ed, I'm going to need a full set of technical schematics on this, alright?
Edward Nygma:
I want you to know we're gonna be full partners on this Bruce! Look at us! Two of a kind!
Bruce Wayne:
You call my assistant Margaret, she'll set something up.
Edward Nygma:
[grabs Wayne by the arm] Uhhhhhh... that's not gonna be good for me. I need an answer now. I think I deserve it.
Bruce Wayne:
Well I'm sorry Ed, then the answer's no. Stimulating neurons... tampering with people's brainwaves... it just raises too many questions. I'm sorry. Thanks everybody, factory looks great. Keep up the good work.
Fred Stickley:
Alright, everyone. Back to work. [in Nygma's ear]
Fred Stickley:
We'll discuss this later!
Edward Nygma:
[watching Wayne leave] You were supposed to understand! [pause]
Edward Nygma:
I'll *make* you understand...
 

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Into the Wild - Quotes

 Christopher McCandless:
The sea's only gifts are harsh blows, and occasionally the chance to feel strong. Now I don't know much about the sea, but I do know that that's the way it is here. And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong. To measure yourself at least once. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions. Facing the blind death stone alone, with nothing to help you but your hands and your own head.
 

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Role Models - Quotes

 Ronnie Shields:
Damn, she got some boobies on her.
Wheeler:
You sure are a fan of the boobies, kid.
Ronnie Shields:
Oh yeah. Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".
Wheeler:
Okay. You know, I have a theory about boobies.
Ronnie Shields:
Really?
Wheeler:
Oh yeah. You see, there are as many women as there are men in this world.
Ronnie Shields:
True dat, true dat.
Wheeler:
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it.
Ronnie Shields:
I like yo' take on boobies. And I like boobies.
Wheeler:
Kid, you got a lot to learn.
Ronnie Shields:
I know what I'm doin'.
Wheeler:
Oh really? So you don't realize you've just committed one of the most common rookie boob-watching errors?
Ronnie Shields:
What you mean?
Wheeler:
Never stare at the boobies, kid. Once you get caught, the game's over.
Ronnie Shields:
But how?
Wheeler:
It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like...
Ronnie Shields:
Boobies!
Wheeler:
Don't look over there. Look here. Focus... You'll get it.
 

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Squidbillies - Quotes

 Rusty:
Hey daddy how do I do a breast self exam?
Earlie Cuyler:
Mens don't do that, Rusty. and mens don't lay no sisified eggs out of their butt glands neither.
Rusty:
What we doin up here?
Earlie Cuyler:
We going to de-bitch-ulate you boy. Make a man of you. Now put on your camo, cause you got to blend in with nature.
Rusty:
But, but this is orange
Earlie Cuyler:
No, no, Tangerine, boy. You see those deers is going to think this ain't nothin but a common Georgia fruit tree. We just two big friendly deadly deadly honeydews!
Rusty:
But, but daddy!
Earlie Cuyler:
Unuh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens... and waits. Look over yonder. [points to cake in woods]
Rusty:
WELL HOT DAMN! Is that lemon flavored?
Earlie Cuyler:
Shhh! Chocolate. Once them deers smell that birthday cake them sumbitches will come a running.
 

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The Dark Knight - Quotes

 The Joker:
Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me...
Gambol:
Freak! [mobsters laugh]
The Joker:
[ignoring] A guy like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little... [clears throat]
The Joker:
...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning. [indicates Lau on the video phone]
The Joker:
And as for the television's so-called "plan?" Batman has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and... [He indicates Lau again, who hurriedly turns off the picture]
 

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EuroTrip - Quotes

 Madame Vandersexxx:
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper:
Also, says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx:
He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
Cooper:
It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx:
I know, but you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.
 

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The Hudsucker Proxy - Quotes

 Board Member 1:
He could have opened the window.
Board Member 2:
Waring Hudsucker never did anything the easy way.
Board Member 3:
(weeping) Why? Why did he do it? Everything was going so well
Sidney J. Mussburger:
What am I, a head shriker. Maybe the man was unhappy?
Board Member 3:
He didn't look unhappy.
Board Member 4:
He didn't look rich.
Board Member 5:
Waring Hudsucker was never an easy man to figure out. He built this company with his bare hands, every step he took was a step up, except of course this last one.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Sure, sure he was a swell fella, but when the president, chairman of the board and owner of 87% of the company stock drops 44 floors...
Board Member 6:
45.
Board Member 7:
Counting the mezzanine.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
...then the company too has a problem. What exactly is the disposition of Waring's stock.
Board Member 8:
Well as you know, Hud left no will and had no family; the company bylaws are quite clear in that event. His entire portfolio will be converted into common stock and be sold over the counter as of the first of the fiscal year following his demise.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Meaning?
Board Member 8:
Well, meaning simply that Waring stock, and control of the company, will be made available to the public January first.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Do you mean to say any slob in a smelly tee-shirt will be able to buy Hudsucker stock?
Board Member 8:
The company bylaws are quite clear.
Board Member 3:
My God, you're animals. How can you discuss his stock when the man has just leapt 45 floors?
Board Member 6:
44.
Board Member 7:
Not counting the mezzanine.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Quit showboating Addison, the man is gone. The question now is whether we're going to let John Q Public just waltz in here and buy our company.
Board Member 4:
What are you suggesting Sidney? Certainly we can't afford to buy an controlling interest.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Not while the stock is this strong. How soon before Hud's paper hits the market?
Board Member 8:
January 1st.
Board Member 2:
30 days.
Board Member 4:
4 weeks.
Board Member 5:
A month at the most!
Sidney J. Mussburger:
One month; to make the blue chip investment of the century look like a round trip ticket on the titanic.
Board Member 7:
We play up the fact that Hud is dead.
All:
Long live Hud!
Board Member 4:
We depress the stock,
Board Member 5:
To the point where we can buy 50%,
Board Member 6:
51,
Board Member 7:
Not counting the mezzanine.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
It could work.
Board Member 3:
It should work.
Board Member 4:
It would work.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
It's working already. Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue. What we need now is a new president who will inspire panic in the stockholder.
Board Member 6:
A puppet.
Board Member 5:
A proxy.
Board Member 2:
A pawn.
Sidney J. Mussburger:
Sure, sure. Some jerk we can really push around.
 

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Friday - Quotes

 Craig Jones:
[Pushes Deebo] Deebo man you trippin!
Deebo:
[Evil Look] Whatchu say little nigga
Craig Jones:
Man thats a female!
Deebo:
Shut the fuck up you little punk before I drop you like I did this bitch! [Takes out long knife]
Craig Jones:
I ain't even tryin to fight you Deebo.
Deebo:
[Deebo presumes to give evil look then smiles] Ezal! [Gives knife to Eval]
Deebo:
you ain't gonna fight me because your nothing but a BITCH TOO! [Pushes Craig]
Craig Jones:
[Craig pulls out gun]
 

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Dirty Love - Quotes

 Carrie:
Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.
 

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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! - Quotes

 Angelica:
When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most.
 

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Into the Wild - Quotes

 Christopher McCandless:
You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.
 

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Dolores Claiborne - Quotes

 Selena St. George:
[when leaving her mother] I'm sorry, Mother. Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has hold onto.
 

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A Low Down Dirty Shame - Quotes

 Bernard:
[after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
Shame:
Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
Bernard:
You *slept* with him? You *slut*! [slaps Wayman senseless]
Wayman:
Bernard?
Shame:
Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
Bernard:
Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
Wayman:
Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
Bernard:
[simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!
 

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Alexander - Quotes

 Hephaistion:
[crying softly, he shows Alexander a ring] I found it in Egypt... the man who sold it to me said it came from a time when man worshiped sun, and stars. I'll always think of you as the sun, Alexander. And I pray your dream will shine on all men. [puts the ring on Alexander's ring finger, then embraces him]
Hephaistion:
I wish you a son. You're a great man. Many will love you, Alexander, but none so pure and deep...
Roxane:
[Roxane enters]
Hephaistion:
[Hephaistion exits guiltily]
Roxane:
You... love him?
Alexander:
He is Hephaistion. There are many different ways to love.
 

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The Last Days - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Dr. Randolph Braham:
The Holocaust has to be taught as a chapter in the long history of man's inhumanity to man. One cannot ignore the discrimination inflicted on many people because of race color or creed. One cannot ignore slavery. One cannot ignore the burning of witches. One cannot ignore the killing Christians during the Roman period. The Holocaust perhaps is the culmination of the kind of horror that can occur when man loses his integrity, his belief in the sanctity of human life.
 

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The Great Gatsby - Quotes

 Nick Carraway:
[First lines] [narrating]
Nick Carraway:
In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages you've had." While reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope, I've come to admit that my tolerance of human behavior has its limits. Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this story, represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. And yet there was something gorgeous about him. Some hightened sensitivity to the promises of life, a romantic readiness such as I've never found in any other person and which it is not likely I'll ever find again.
 

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National Treasure - Quotes

 Sadusky:
The Templars and the Freemasons believed that the treasure was too great for any one man to have, not even a king. That's why they went to such lengths to keep it hidden.
Ben Gates:
That's right. The founding fathers believed the same thing about government. I figure their solution will work for the treasure too.
Sadusky:
Give it to the people.
 

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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Quotes

 John Connor:
By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
 

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The Shawshank Redemption - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Red:
[narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
 

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Dangerous Beauty - Quotes

 Veronica Franco:
I confess that as a young girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry. I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life, one I resisted at first but learned to embrace. I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer. I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves. To know that always, this is mine. If this had not been mine-if I had lived any other way-a child to her husband's will, my soul hardened from lack of touch and lack of love... I confess such endless days and nights would be a punishment far greater than you could ever mete out. You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift-ourselves, our yearning, our need to love-you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.
 

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Troy - Quotes

 Agamemnon:
[approaches king] Good day for the crows.
Triopas:
Remove your army from my land.
Agamemnon:
Why, I like your land, I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too.
Triopas:
They won't fight for you.
Agamemnon:
That's what the Messenians said, and the Acardians, and the Opeians, now they all fight for me.
Triopas:
You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you.
Agamemnon:
I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner. Your best fighter against my best.
Triopas:
And if my man wins?
Agamemnon:
We'll leave Thessaly for good.
Triopas:
Boagrius! [cheers from Thessalian army. Boagrius comes out from the centre of the army]
Agamemnon:
Achilles! [silence]
Triopas:
Boagrius has this effect on many heroes.
Agamemnon:
Be careful who you insult, old king.
Greek Soldier:
My king, Achilles is not with the army.
Agamemnon:
Where is he?
Greek Soldier:
I sent a boy to look for him.
 

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The Players Club - Quotes

 Dollar Bill:
Stripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. TITTIES! Asses. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white bithches to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white bitches told that white man the must bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession.
Ebony:
What did she say?
Dollar Bill:
Baby, them white bitches looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "Fuck that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.
Ebony:
When can I start?
Dollar Bill:
Immedjately.
 

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The International - Quotes

 Wilhelm Wexler:
We cannot control the things life does to us. They are done before you know it, and once they are done, they make you do other things. Until at last everything comes between you and the man you wanted to be.
 

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Leap of Faith - Quotes

 Jonas:
A woman is like a slingshot. The greater the resistance, the further you can get with her.
 

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Love in the Time of Cholera - Quotes

 Florentino Ariza:
[Surprising her in her house] Fermina I have waited for this opportunity for 51 years, nine months and four days. That is... how long I have loved you from the first moment I cast eyes on you un... until now.
Fermina Urbino:
Florentino Ariza... get out of here! Get out!
Fermina Urbino:
[cut to Ariza reading a letter from Fermina while we hear her words:] Florentino Ariza, you are a dreadful, insensitive human being. How dare you enter my house on the day my beloved husband died and utter such monstrous, ridiculous sentiments? You have put me in a mortal rage, which has caused me to think about you without wanting to. Do you understand? I do not want to think about you. Stay out of my life.
 

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Death Race - Quotes

 Lists:
14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track...
Gunner:
That we know of.
Lists:
...another seven on it.
 

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Mean Girls - Quotes

 Gretchen:
[to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend! [begins to cry]
 

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Waking Life - Quotes

 Quiet Woman at Restaurant:
When it was over, all I could think about was how this entire notion of oneself, what we are, is just this logical structure, a place to momentarily house all the abstractions. It was a time to become conscious, to give form and coherence to the mystery, and I had been a part of that. It was a gift. Life was raging all around me and every moment was magical. I loved all the people, dealing with all the contradictory impulses - that's what I loved the most, connecting with the people. Looking back, that's all that really mattered.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ace Ventura:
[with a German accent] How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?
Reporter:
Who's That?
Ace Ventura:
Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.
Reporter:
What happened to the other trainer?
Ace Ventura:
Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried. [he holds up only four fingers]
Ace Ventura:
Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.
Reporter:
[skeptically] Where is Snowflake?
Ace Ventura:
Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? [shouts]
Ace Ventura:
Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! [Ace spits]
Roger Podacter:
Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work?
Ace Ventura:
[shooing reporters] Go to de conference, go to it.
 

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Maid in Manhattan - Quotes

 Paula Burns:
Onto new business. Mr. Radcliff is checking out of seven oh nine. Mr. Greenwald is checking in. He's back on the wagon, so let's clear out the minibar. Kanga CFO, Mr. Fukimoro is checking into eight fourteen. Stock Evian, shampoo the rugs and extra slippers for his guests. Marisa heads up on the Madison Suite.
Marisa:
Housekeeping.
Paula Burns:
Mrs. Sage is arriving with the children, preferably after Mr. Sage's girlfriend departs.
Mr. Sage's Girlfriend:
You son of a bitch!
Paula Burns:
Let's make sure it's a smooth transition. The Guedj sisters are back. Let's track them on surveillance, but do keep an eye on all bathrobes, cutlery and light fixtures. Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane has switched from the Four Seasons. She requested a park view and favors purple orchids and lavender scenes. Assemblyman Chris Marshall arrives today. He's gearing up his campaign, so his suite will be doubling as a conference centre, with the liquor and coffee bars turning over every four hours. And he's bringing his large dog, so we'll need proper accouterments. And finally, Mr. Newman is back in the Sherman Suite. Careful, ladies, he's a Full Monty.
Full Monty:
Oh... I had no idea anyone was here.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty. It's no big deal. And I do mean...
Marisa, Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
...No big deal.
 

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The Bucket List - Quotes

 Carter Chambers:
Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open, and I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place because he was buried on the mountain, and that was against the law.
 

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Why They Slept - Quotes

 Joshua:
I have heard it said that human trafficking is the business of the future. With zero pretense at the heels of liberty, I feel it is my duty to discharge this notion with the affirmation that human trafficking, ladies and gentleman, is most assuredly the business of the present. Alongside this conclusion comes the inevitable theory that slavery is not dead. Sex trafficking has indeed classified itself as a modern day form of slavery, leaving its victims with but a dim cognizance of who they once were. A shadow of a shadow.
 

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Waiting to Exhale - Quotes

 Troy:
You black bitches are all the same.
Robin:
Bitch?
Troy:
Y'all always complaining about how nobody don't want your ass, don't nobody know how to treat ya! Then you meet a man, a brother, with genuine interest in ya, and you gotta act simple. Then you wonder why we date white women.
Robin:
A white woman can have your sorry ass!
 

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The Muppet Christmas Carol - Quotes

 Ebenezer Scrooge:
[in the graveyard] Must we return to this place? There is something else that I must know, is that not true? Spirit, I know what I must ask. I fear to, but I must. Who was the wretched man whose death brought so much glee and happiness to others? [the spirit points to a headstone, Scrooge begins moving toward it, then turns back, frightened]
Ebenezer Scrooge:
Answer me one more question. Are these the shadows of things that *will* be, or are they the shadows of things that *may* be only? [the spirit points again at the gravestone, Scrooge slowly approaches it]
Ebenezer Scrooge:
These events can be changed! A life can be made right. [he clears the snow from the stone and reads]
Ebenezer Scrooge:
[in tears] Ebenezer Scrooge! Oh please Spirit, no! Hear me, I, I am not the man I was! Why would you show me this if I am past all hope?... [sobbing]
Ebenezer Scrooge:
I, I *will* honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year! I will live my life in the past, the present and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me! Tell me that I may sponge out the writing on this stone! [kneeling, clutching at the spirit's robe]
Ebenezer Scrooge:
Oh Spirit, please speak to me!
 

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - Quotes

 Borat:
[referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
 

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Kiss Me Kate - Quotes

 Harrison Howell:
Graham, you're a man of the world. We both know that women need a firm hand from time to time. In fact, between you and me, they like it.
Fred Graham 'Petruchio':
'Women should be struck regularly, like gongs'?
Harrison Howell:
Who said that?
Fred Graham 'Petruchio':
Noel Coward.
Harrison Howell:
Now there's a man I'd like to meet! A straight talker!
Fred Graham 'Petruchio':
Not exactly...!
 

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Avatar - Quotes

 Jake Sully:
I became a Marine for the hardship. Told myself that I can pass any test a man can pass. All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for.
 

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Bride of Chucky - Quotes

 Chucky:
What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany:
Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
Chucky:
I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?
 

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The Slaughter - Quotes

 Carl Stevens:
[to She Demon] Holy shit... spirit made flesh, huh? Uhm. I'm rich. You seem a woman of means. Let's talk business. With my money, and your, well-uh... hell-spun powers of evil, we could go places, babe. Think about it.
 

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Superman - Quotes

 Lobo:
[eats Lois's pipe after she whacks him with it] Of course, any girl with class would rather be hangin' with the main man. [Superman glares at him]
Lobo:
So why don't you show old Lobo just how classy you really are?
Lois Lane:
You pig! [she slaps him, then recoils and rubs her sore hand]
Lois Lane:
Ow!
Lobo:
Ah! I like a girl who plays rough! [indicates his chin]
Lobo:
C'mon, let me have another, right here, right - [Superman hits him right in the chin, and sends him flying through the air]
Lobo:
Ooh! You dirty, friggin', fraggin' son of a - [his scream fades the further away he gets]
 

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Escanaba in da Moonlight - Quotes

 Jimmer Negamanee:
Shay, Reubensh.
Rueben Soady:
Yea?
Jimmer Negamanee:
Shince you ain't sherving shashties, I'd sure shike shome of those sherman shlapjakcs. [laughs]
Jimmer Negamanee:
I could eat shlapjacks every day of the weeksh, eh.
Rueben Soady:
Oh, I know you could, Jimmer.
Remnar Soady:
No, not flapjacks.
Jimmer Negamanee:
Ya'll don't like the shlapjacks?
Remnar Soady:
Macaroni and cheese, tank you very much.
Albert Soady:
With spam.
Remnar Soady:
With spam.
Jimmer Negamanee:
How'sh about shlapjacks with spam?
Rueben Soady:
Uh, fellas.
Albert Soady:
J-just spam for me.
Remnar Soady:
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Rueben Soady:
No flapjacks, no macaroni and cheese, and no spam.
Albert Soady:
No spam?
Rueben Soady:
Boys you are not only going to eat like kings, but that 2o bucks you was going to throw into the kiddie for pasties, keep it. I am about to feed the whole camp for all week for absolutely free.
 

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An Ideal Husband - Quotes

 Lady Markby:
And you know, I can't help feeling that this disturbing new thing, this higher education of women, will deal a terrible blow to happy married life.
Laura:
The higher education of men is what I should like to see. Men need it so sadly.
Lady Markby:
They do, dear. But I'm afraid such a scheme would be quite unpractical. I don't think man has much capacity for development. He has got as far as he can, and that is not far, is it?
 

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Sealab 2021 - Quotes

 Hesh:
[rapping] You're one year older / One year wiser / Rock 'n' roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser / A room full of friends / A mouth full of cake / Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great / You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P. / You get the first slice of the P-I-E / So blow out your candles and make a wish / Put a smile on, 'cuz it's your birthday, bitch!
 

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The Aviator - Quotes

 Katharine Hepburn:
Men can't be friends with women Howard. They must posses them or leave them be. It’s a primitive urge from caveman days. It’s all in Darwin. Hunt the flesh. Kill the flesh. Eat the flesh. That's the, ah, male sex all over.
 

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An Extremely Goofy Movie - Quotes

 Race Judge:
[after Goofy's skateboard show] Perfect 10's straight across the board... except for the German guy. A big nein on that one.
 

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Superman - Quotes

 Lex Luthor:
[about Superman] No one man should have that much power.
 

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Coneheads - Quotes

 Beldar Conehead:
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster:
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead:
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster:
Ah.
 

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The Dark Knight - Quotes

 Harvey Dent:
Very well. Take the Batman into custody. [everyone at the press conference looks confused]
Harvey Dent:
I am the Batman.
 

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One Night with the King - Quotes

 Prince Memucan:
[very anxious] Think not I heard your whispered orchestrations that night and how you drew even me into your schemes!
Prince Admantha:
[snapping] In these troubled time, it is easy to name any man traitor! I even recall a certain campaign in Ionia, under King Darius; where someone allowed the defeated Greeks to keep their own form of government. Their democracy, instead of placing the protocal of the empire in control; favoring democracy. They doctrine to which all Persia is opposed.
Prince Memucan:
[indignant, turning to leave] I followed orders!
Prince Admantha:
[stopping him, chuckling a little] Come.Come.Come.Come. We trouble ourselves with foolish things. The King asked me to speak, I did. I obeyed as you did.
 

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King Arthur - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Lancelot:
[voiceover] By 300 AD, the Roman Empire extended from Arabia to Britain. But they wanted more. More land. More peoples loyal and subservient to Rome. But no people so important as the powerful Sarmatians to the east. Thousands died on that field. And when the smoke cleared on the fourth day, the only Sarmatian soldiers left alive were members of the decimated but legendary cavalry. The Romans, impressed by their bravery and horsemanship, spared their lives. In exchange, these warriors were incorporated into the Roman military. Better they had died that day.
Young Lancelot:
Father. They are here.
Lancelot:
For the second part of the bargain they struck indebted not only themselves...
Lancelot's Father:
The day has come.
Lancelot:
...but also their sons, and their sons, and so on, to serve the empire as knights. I was such a son.
 

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Avatar - Quotes

 Jake Sully:
You guys are packing some heavy gear.
Trudy Chacon:
[to the driver of a vehicle that almost hit Jake Sully] Watch it!
Trudy Chacon:
Yeah, that's because we're not the only thing flying around out there. Or the biggest. But I need you on a door gun, I'm a man short.
Jake Sully:
I thought you'd never ask.
 

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The Matrix Revolutions - Quotes

 Agent Smith:
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo:
Because I choose to.
 

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Angels in America - Quotes

 Joe Pitt:
I think we ought to pray. Ask God for help. Ask him together.
Harper Pitt:
God won't talk to me. I have to make up people to talk to me.
Joe Pitt:
You have to keep asking.
Harper Pitt:
I forgot the question?... Oh, yeah. God, is my husband a homo?
Joe Pitt:
Stop it! Stop it! I'm warning you! Does it make any difference that I might be one thing deep within? No matter how wrong or ugly that thing is so long as I have fought with everything I have to kill it? What do you want from me? What do you want from me Harper, more than that? For God's sake, there's nothing left. I'm a shell. There's nothing left to kill. As long as my behaviour is what I know it has to be, decent, correct that alone in the eyes of God.
Harper Pitt:
No, no, not that. That's Utah talk, Mormon talk. I hate it, Joe. Tell me, say it.
Joe Pitt:
All I will say is that I'm a very good man who has worked very hard to become good and you wanna destroy that. You wanna destroy me but I am not gonna let you do that.
Harper Pitt:
I'm gonna have a baby.
Joe Pitt:
Liar!
Harper Pitt:
You liar!... A baby born addicted to pills. A baby who does not dream but who hallucinates, who stares up at us with big mirror eyes and who does not know who we are.
Joe Pitt:
Are you really?
Harper Pitt:
No... Yes... No... Yes... Get away from me. Now we both have a secret.
 

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Capote - Quotes

 Truman Capote:
Perry, I know what 'exacerbate' means.
Perry Smith:
Okay... well...
Truman Capote:
There is not a word or a sentence or a concept that you can illuminate for me.
 

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No Country for Old Men - Quotes

 Carla Jean Moss:
[the cab is stopped outside the depot. Carla Jean and her mother and the driver are at the trunk struggling over bags] I got it Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother:
I didn't see my Prednisone.
Carla Jean Moss:
I put it in, Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother:
Well I didn't see it.
Carla Jean Moss:
Well I put it in. That one. You just set there. I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags.
Well Dressed Mexican:
[as Carla Jean goes to the station a man emerges from a car pulled up behind. He is a well-dressed Mexican of early middle age] Do you need help with the bags, madam?
Carla Jean's Mother:
Well thank god there's one gentleman left in West Texas. Yes thank you. I am old and I am not well.
Well Dressed Mexican:
Which bus are you taking?
Carla Jean's Mother:
We're going to El Paso don't ask me why. Discombobulated by a no-account son-in-law. Thank you. You don't often see a Mexican in a suit.
Well Dressed Mexican:
You go to El Paso? I know it. Where are you staying?
 

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Their Eyes Were Watching God - Quotes

 Joe Starks:
Doctor say I'm dyin.' Guess you come to watch. [turns and groans]
Janie Starks:
[sits down next to Joe] Jody, maybe I ain't been such a good wife to you. But you gave me everything a woman could ever dream of having, and I thank you. But Jody, you and me been together now for 20 years, and you don't know me half at all.
Joe Starks:
I know you.
Janie Starks:
[shakes head] You changed from that Jody I run off down the road with. I wanted to keep a house with you in a wonderful way, but you wasn't really satisfied with me the way I was.
Joe Starks:
I built a whole town for us. But that ain't good enough for you.
Janie Starks:
It's just that my own feelings had to be squeezed and crowded out of me to make room for yours in me.
Joe Starks:
Blame everything on me. I don't let you show me no feeling, huh? Janie, that's all I ever wanted!
Janie Starks:
Ain't nobody trying to blame nothing on you, Joe! But all this bowing down and obedience... well, it just... it ain't what I run off with you down that road for!
 

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Quotes

 Will Turner:
Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa:
Don't dare impugn me honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
The Crew:
Aye.
Barbossa:
So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.
Jack Sparrow:
I always liked you.
Bo'sun:
Grr...
Elizabeth:
Goes with your black heart.
Barbossa:
Ooh, it's still warm.
The Crew:
Off you go!; Come on!; Get on with it!
Bo'sun:
Too long!
Jack Sparrow:
I really rather hope we were past all this.
Barbossa:
Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
Jack Sparrow:
I did notice.
Barbossa:
Perhaps, you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
Jack Sparrow:
The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa:
By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.
Jack Sparrow:
Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa:
It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.
 

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The Foreigner - Quotes

 Merideth Van Aitken:
[on the phone with Cold after a hitman tried to jump him] Mr. Cold, I can assure you that the least I am is naive.
Jonathon Cold:
Naivity is not what I accuse you of, Miss Van Aitken. However, arrogance does come to mind. So I'll leave you with this in mind: trying to kill me was your first and last mistake.
 

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He Got Game - Quotes

 Big Time Willie:
Do you know how to spell pussy?
Coleman 'Booger' Sykes:
I know! P-U...
Big Time Willie:
...H-I-V.
 

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