[Asking Romeo to be his caddy again instead of Earl]
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
Look, I love Earl, okay, but... I need you.
Romeo Posar:
You don't love me?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
Yeah, yeah, I-I love you too, goddammit.
Romeo Posar:
Well, as much as Earl?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
I don't know! I mean, when I was with Earl, I was thinking of you... Yes, uh, as much as Earl. More than Earl. More than Earl.
Romeo Posar:
Am I special?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy:
Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.
Marty:
What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?
George:
Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.
Marty:
Okay, let's do it.
Millie:
No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game.
Sam:
Yeah, she's right.
George:
God, Sam and Millie are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they?
Marty:
Clyde, do you wanna start?
Clyde:
I dunno. I'm kind of with Sam and Millie on this one.
George:
[pointing with his finger] Pussy number one, pussy number two, pussy number three.
Millie:
Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game.
Babe:
At the lake, when you saved my life... which I never thanked you for...
Longfellow Deeds:
You're welcome.
Babe:
...you said that you didn't know who I was, and it made me realize... I don't know who I am. So I started working on it, and here's what I've got so far: My name is Babe Bennett. I grew up in Sayasset, Long Island. I have brown eyes and I don't know what my natural hair colour is anymore. When I was in fifth grade, I got a crush on Walter Kronkite, and... and I really did have that Holly Hobby notebook I was telling you about. I love Bruce Springsteen, Allman Roka and Abbott and Costello movies. I don't like liquorice, or my ankles. Most importantly, I know that I messed up real bad, and I'd be willing to spend the rest of my life begging you to give me another chance, because I am so deeply in love with you, and I know that it's definitely that forever kind of love that...
Longfellow Deeds:
You're crazy. [Babe trails off into silence]
Longfellow Deeds:
You have beautiful ankles.
David:
I wasn't hitting on Sophia.
Brian:
Oh, fine. Whatever you say. I'm crazy. I'm blind.
David:
You're not blind, you're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack you start in with that, "Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, King of Sad" thing.
Brian:
That I do. Give me a cigarette.
David:
I'll find one.
Brian:
But wait. You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth?
David:
Everybody does.
Brian:
I dig her. And I've never said this to you before about any girl, but she could be - could be, could be, could be - the girl of my fucking dreams.
David:
You're not from Ohio.
Brian:
I know. But if she fucks up our friendship, she can go to hell. I won't allow it. We are bros.
David:
I feel the same way.
Brian:
Sure you do.
George:
Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a bitch, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one pop, you remember that. And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you Dad. Love George.
Eddie:
In the Middle Ages everyone really had to worry about witches and goblins, but what we have is stuff eating at us. We've got stuff we don't even... I mean, why do you think that all the warlords of the world are so anxious to get their own personal little stash of chemical weapons. They call them weapons of mass destruction, but they're not. They're very *very* selective about what they destroy. They annihilate people and preserve things. They love things. You and I would be dead, gas... puke... gone. Whereas, you know, other earlier older people - the ancients - could look to the heavens, which in their minds was inhabited by this thoughtful, meditative, you know, maybe a trifle unpredictable and wrathful, but nevertheless up there - this divine onlooker. We've got anchorpersons and talking heads. We've got politicians who decide life and death issues on the basis of their media concerns. That's what we've got.
Steve Dunne:
Linda, uh, it's me. I had to call you. It's about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You... belong... with... me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that we're really talking, you thought i proposed to you only because you were pregnant. What's that about! I mean... hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because, but I think we made a big mistake because, we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time I'll call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. And that's something you should know, so I won't bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye.
Cindy:
Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born?
Cody:
No.
Cindy:
I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. Then you began to come out of her. And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." She was gushing torrents of blood. I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. Well, finally you came out. Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second try. The first time she snipped your penis in half. After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged. We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day. And she thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." So she did just a little.
Cody:
My penis?
Cindy:
Yes. They sewed it on upside down.
Cody:
So that's why I pee up?
Cindy:
Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. Anyway, there you were. Your mom turned to me and she said, "Hey, you want him? Take him." And then she died. And I took you. Do you know why? I'd just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed. And I miss that cat, Cody. But I love you. And nothing's ever gonna change that, not even the very painful death we're about to experience.
Ben Holmes:
Bridge, ya know, I mean, what I always thought was that there was this one, one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person, uh, the rest of the world just kinda magically faded away and... and you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble. But there is no bubble, or if there is, we have to make it. I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, it's... it's... we can make choices and we can choose to protect the people we love and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles! Stop me when it becomes glaringly obvious that I have no idea what I am talking about...
Orsino:
Make no compare Between that love a woman can bear me And that I owe Olivia.
Cesario:
Ay, but I know...
Cesario:
What dost thou know?
Cesario:
Too well what love women to men may owe. In faith, they are as true of heart as we. My father had a daughter lov'd a man As it might be perhaps, were I a woman, I should your lordship.
Orsino:
And what's her history?
Cesario:
A blank, my lord. She never told her love, But let concealment, like a worm i' th' bud, Feed on her damask cheek. She pin'd in thought; And, with a green and yellow melancholy, She sat like Patience on a monument, Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed? We men may say more, swear more; but indeed Our shows are more than will; for still we prove Much in our vows but little in our love.
Orsino:
But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
Cesario:
I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too-and yet I know not.
Kevin Porter:
Dad, you've got him trapped in there!
Tom Porter:
He's blind, probably only temporary, he took a good one to the head from Scarface.
Kevin Porter:
Hey, let's seal him up so he'll never come out!
Stink:
Never come out!
Tom Porter:
No... we can't.
Kevin Porter:
[shocked] What?
Tom Porter:
I know how you feel. I have no love for Shung, either. But if we do that we're no better than he is.
Kevin Porter:
I can't believe this! My own dad whimping out?
Stink:
Yeah, whimp out!
Tom Porter:
You're wrong, Kev. I know Shung acts like an animal, it'd be easy for us to do the same, we'd be just like him. But without our humanity, what's left? We'd really be back in the stone age. As much as I hate him, leave him a way out. It may take him a while to make the hole wide enough but at least its some air.
Kevin Porter:
You're right, Dad.
[Last lines]
Sam:
What are you doing?
Andrew Largeman:
Remember that idea I had, about working stuff out on my own, and then finding you once I worked stuff out?
Sam:
The ellipsis?
Andrew Largeman:
Yeah, the ellipsis, it's dumb. It's dumb. It's an awful idea. I'm not gonna do it, okay? Cause like you said, this is it. This is life. And I'm in love with you... I think that's the only thing I've ever really been sure of in my entire life. And I'm really messed up right now, and I got a whole lot of stuff I have to work out, but I don't want to waste any more of my life without you in it. And I think I can do this. I mean, I want to. I have to, right?
Sam:
Yeah. Yes!
Andrew Largeman:
So what do we do? What do we do?
Harper Pitt:
I got this tree from the great Antarctic pine forest, right over the hill.
Mr. Lies:
There are no pine forests in Antarctica.
Harper Pitt:
This one's a blue spruce.
Mr. Lies:
There are no blue spruce in...
Harper Pitt:
I chewed this pine tree down with my teeth. Like a beaver. I'm hungry, I haven't eaten in three days. I'm gonna use it to build something. Maybe a fire. Lucky I brought these.
Mr. Lies:
Snow'll melt
Harper Pitt:
Let it. I don't understand why I'm not dead. When your heart breaks, you should die. But there's still the rest of you. There's your breasts and your genitals... They're amazingly stupid, like babies or faithful dogs. They don't get it, they just want him. Want him.
Mr. Lies:
Eskimo's back.
Harper Pitt:
I know. I wanted a real Eskimo, someone chilly and reliable. An Eskimo dressed in seal pelts. Not this. This is just some lawyer, just...
Joe Pitt:
Hey, buddy.
Harper Pitt:
Hey.
Joe Pitt:
I looked for you. I've been everywhere.
Harper Pitt:
Well, you found me.
Joe Pitt:
No, I'm not looking now. I guess I'm having an adventure.
Harper Pitt:
Who with?
Joe Pitt:
No one you know. No one I know, either.
Harper Pitt:
ls it fun?
Joe Pitt:
Scary fun.
Harper Pitt:
Can I come with you? This isn't working anymore, I'm cold.
Joe Pitt:
I wouldn't want you to see.
Harper Pitt:
You think it's worse than what I imagine? It's not.
Joe Pitt:
I should go.
Harper Pitt:
Bastard! You fell out of love with me.
Joe Pitt:
That isn't true, Harper.
Harper Pitt:
Then come back!
