Adrienne Willis: When Jack left me, it wasn't just our marriage ending. It was the loss of all the hopes that I'd had for the future. I tried to move on, but the world didn't seem that interested in me anymore. Then you came along, and helped me believe in myself again.
Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
[Hallenbeck and Dix are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb] Joe Hallenbeck: Now what are you doing? Jimmy Dix: I'm drawing them a picture. Joe Hallenbeck: What's that? Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb. Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"? Jimmy Dix: Do you want to draw the damn thing? [Dix shows Hallenbeck the draw of a bomb with "bom" written below] Jimmy Dix: Happy? Joe Hallenbeck: Are you kidding me? Jimmy Dix: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right. Jimmy Dix: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit! Joe Hallenbeck: I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish. Jimmy Dix: Hey, that's not funny, man. I almost bought it there! Joe Hallenbeck: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.
Sean Dunne: Tough loss tonight. Nine innings, six hits, five runs, three walks, eight strikeouts and one big mistake. I was talking to one of the scouts, the guy in the suspenders. He's from the Phillies. He was curious about your college career. I made up a few stories. Ryan: That's great, Dad. Sean Dunne: I'm trying to help here, hotshot. Most important thing in your life, you don't want my help? Not interested? Ryan: I got some place to be! [he runs away] Sean Dunne: Chasing some Shore Road princess who's trying to get Daddy's attention by screwing the lawn boy.
Vivian Jaffe: Why don't you just tell me what your situation is? Albert Markovski: Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do around here, all right? Vivian Jaffe: Well, we'll investigate and solve your case. Albert Markovski: How? Vivian Jaffe: If you start a contact we'll follow you. Albert Markovski: You'll spy? Vivian Jaffe: Yes. Albert Markovski: On me? Vivian Jaffe: Yes. Albert Markovski: Will you be spying on me in the bathroom? Vivian Jaffe: Yes. Albert Markovski: In the bathroom? Vivian Jaffe: Yes. Albert Markovski: Why? Vivian Jaffe: There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key till your entire reality.
Mrs Jennings: [hoping to cheer up Marianne who is grieving her loss of Willoughby] Does she care for olives?
Tommy Larson: As we continue to nurture our hate, the loss of our humanity will quicken evermore.
Jake: It's a long story, something about the violation of expectations and a crushing loss of faith, and love, and life, and art. Bill: So it's a girl? Jake: Yes. Bill: I've had a little bit of girl trouble myself lately. But it is better to have loved and lost, am I right? Jake: She was a unique constellation of attributes; she was my Halley's comet. But the universe is designed to break your heart, right? Bill: A philosopher as well as an artist, yes, it is we who suffer most. Jake: Yes, with the possible exception of the victims of violent crime
Max Cady: I'm Virgil and I'm guidin' you through the gates of Hell. We are now in the Ninth Circle, the Circle of Traitors. Traitors to country! Traitors to fellow man! Traitors to GOD! You, sir, are charged with betrayin' the principles of all three! Quote for me the American Bar Association's Rules of Professional Conduct, Canon Seven. Sam Bowden: "A lawyer should represent his client...” Max Cady: "Should ZEALOUSLY represent his client within the bounds of the law." I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin' your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin' your country and abrogatin' your oath! Guilty of judgin' me and sellin' me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same...
[Charlie is meeting Angela for the first time. Angela goes off to get a cup of coffee] Charlie Fineman: Are you kidding me? She's a baby. Alan Johnson: Listen, you're right, she's young. But, she-she's good. She's got a lot of experience with loss and grief counseling. Just... Charlie Fineman: She's got nice tits, that's not good. Alan Johnson: Since when? Charlie Fineman: [pause] Good point. Alan Johnson: Look, we'll just do the meet-and-greet, and see if you like her, and if you do, we'll just - we'll go from there. Charlie Fineman: Am I wrong about her tits, though? Alan Johnson: No, you're right. They're wonderful. Angela Oakhurst: So what are you guys talking about? What's so wonderful? [silence from Charlie and Alan]
Elvis: Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and now I realized... I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good. The bulk of the bad was my own damn fault. Should've fired Colonel Parker by the time I got in the pictures. Old fart had been a shark and a fool, and I was even a bigger fool for following him. If only I'd treated Priscilla right. If I could've told my daughter I loved her. Always the questions. Never the answers. Always the hopes... never the fulfillments.
Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.
Laura: As a betting man, you must concede there is a certain thrill to it. Consider also how elegantly I've moved from proposal to proposition. Lord Arthur Goring: With hardly any loss of face. I'm most impressed, indeed.
Naville: You are going to go to work, my girl. Celine: What? Naville: You have spent the last quarter of a century watching the tide go in and out, but from tomorrow, you are going to work. Here, under my supervision. You're going to learn the essence of business. About money, and how it flows relentlessly back towards he who owns it. How to generate a profit from a loss, a loss from a profit, you are going to work. Now this may not strike you as very palatable. It may make you want to vomit. But you will, I assure you, get used to the taste. And pretty soon, you'll be spooning it down and asking for more like all the other kids.
Jessie Baylor: This loss will be met with a hurricane of love.
Patton Oswalt: The ultimate Britney experience would involve a hearing loss on my part, and clothing loss on her part.
Chris: I'm not a total dead loss as a woman, I may not be able to knit or make plum jam but I can bake a bloody Victoria sponge... 'course I didn't bake this one, I got it at Marks and Spencer.
Ivy Winthrop Crane: You were always so good in the kitchen. I wish I'd taken "Home Ec" in school. Grace Bennett: Oh well you were probably too busy cramming for "How to Be a Bitch 101." Ivy Winthrop Crane: You know Grace, you're usually so passive I'd forgotten that you had any wit. Grace Bennett: I wouldn't worry about it. Because I hear that memory loss is common in menopausal women.
Principal: [to concerned teachers] Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage... is fatal.
Narrator: And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say. Farmer Hoggett: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
[Claire demands the truth] Claire Cleary: Is that true? John Beckwith: [hesitates] No - Well, no, it's... not entirely. Claire Cleary: No. It's a "Yes" or "No" question. John Beckwith: I know, but it's complicated. Claire Cleary: [turns angry] Yes or No? [the family looks on John and Jeremy in disbelief] Claire Cleary: Yes or No? John Beckwith: Yes... [the family is shocked and upset; Claire is at a loss for words] John Beckwith: with shades of grey. John Beckwith: [to Gloria] I'm not perfect. But who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!
Miles Logan: What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.
Jack Andrews: I would go through everything.... the pain and the loss all over again.... to hold your mother one more minute.
Albert T. Fitzgerald: I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. When we burned with something close to fire. But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job, loss of a minivan... a son.
[Spike arrives on the set of Off With His Head and notices that Crowley was missing one of his arms and one of his legs] Spike: Crowley. Quite a radical weight-loss plan you've been on.
Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty? Monte: Well at least the bird survived. Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
Rosie: [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it? Tanya: Floss you! Donna: Is it edible Tanya?
[after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies] Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey! Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here? Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit. Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*? Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it? Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't. Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint] Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here! Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover! Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something? Sam: It's not habit-forming! Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it. Sam: You can't OD on it! Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? Sam: It makes sex even better! Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive. Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is. Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm. Sam: You don't want it! Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it. Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.
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