[at Bloomingdale's]
Jonathan:
Happy anniversary.
Sara:
When did you get to be so unimaginably romantic?
Jonathan:
I think that it's good luck that we return this year to the scene of the crime. [pours a paper cup of champagne]
Jonathan:
Cheers.
Sara:
Cheers.
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
Oh, I don't think so, no beverages on the premises, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Jonathan:
Hey, how are you doing? Don't you remember me?
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
Yes I do.
Jonathan:
This is her, This is the girl!
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
Ms. Carbon-copy.
Jonathan:
Yes.
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
I see.
Jonathan:
This is the guy who helped me find you!
Sara:
Oh, hi!
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
If you're not going to purchase anything, please make room for paying customers.
Jonathan:
We do, we want some gloves, some cashmere gloves. [closing bell rings]
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
Oh, I'm sorry, that would be the closing bell. Perhaps tomorrow...
Sara:
You're not serious...
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
Store hours 10 to 7 except Sundays and holidays.
Jonathan:
He warms up...
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
At the discretion of management or with the possible visit of dignitaries... [Sara goes behind the counter]
Bloomingdale's Salesman:
No, no, no, no, please, on the other side of the counter! You cannot come back here, this is for authorized personnel only, please stay on your side of the counter, thank you very much!
Kate:
I hate television - gives me headaches.
Becca:
You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
Kate:
Oh, please!
Kate:
The cow says blank? Three letters?
Becca:
Dude!
Kate:
Dude! I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t understand the connection between all that stuff.
Becca:
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. [both look down at breasts]
Becca:
Agghh! Oh, my God, turn it off!
Kate:
It's not working!
Becca:
It's backwards!
Kate:
What do we do?
Becca:
I dont know! Aghhhh!
Kate:
That was kind of scary.
Becca:
I know something even scarier.
Kate:
Ooh, what?
Becca:
Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate:
The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?
Becca:
No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...
Kate:
Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!
Becca:
You were with Josh last weeknd? Oh, my God! [throws pillow at Kate]
Kate:
Oh, yes I was! [hits Becca with laptop]
Becca:
You ho! [smashes glass vase on Kate's head]
Kate:
You know it! [pulls Becca's G-string up]
Kate:
[phone rings]
Becca:
[walking to the phone] This is really weird.
Kate:
Yeah, big house, only one phone.
Vern:
Hey, old pirate.
Gus:
Old pirate?
Vern:
How about it, friend? $10 a go!
Gus:
A-a... No, thanks, really.
Vern:
Come on! It could be your lucky day.
Billy:
New contest, over here!
Gus:
Look, I really do not want to do this.
Vern:
Come here. I'll tell you what. I'll let you win a couple of times if you start losing too much, okay?
Gus:
Look, I said, "No". N-O, no, all right?
Vern:
You sure now?
Gus:
[views that Jerry comes into bar] Wait, wait a minute. did you say $10 a shot?
Vern:
That's right.
Gus:
Okay, let's do it!
Vern:
You're on. Billy, you say, "when".
Billy:
When.
Vern:
[wins Gus and laughs]
Gus:
Again.
Vern:
Again. Again... Again. [laughs]
Billy:
Down $20. Way to go, Vern.
Vern:
Again!
Gus:
I thought you said you were going to let me win a little.
Vern:
I lied. [wins Gus]
Vern:
Thirty! [wins Gus twice]
Vern:
Fifty!
Gus:
$50, hold on!
Vern:
Okay!
Gus:
No, no! I mean, stop, no more game, forget it!
