Ciara  - Quotes

 When life hands you lemons throw them back and demand cookies! 

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Bill Watterson  - Quotes

 When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. 

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Ron White  - Quotes

 I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

 

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Bill Watterson  - Quotes

 When life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own. 

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Cathy Guisewite  - Quotes

 When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 

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Cassandra Clare  - Quotes

 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the

face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the

oranges you originally asked for.
 

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Douglas Adams  - Quotes

 Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up.

'I thought you must be dead...' he said simply.

'So did I for a while,' said Ford,'and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.' (9)
 

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Lemony Snicket  - Quotes

 I'm jealous of your hooks, 

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Pablo Neruda  - Quotes

 so the freshness lives on

in a lemon,

in the sweet-smelling house of the rind,

the proportions, arcane and acerb.
 

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