The Holiday - Quotes

 Graham:
I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. I'm learning to sew. I'm Mr. Napkin Head!
 

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Veritas: The Quest - Quotes

 Maggie:
But being a part of a team means learning to trust your captain.
Nikko Zond:
Even if he's wrong?
Maggie:
Trust him to find out for himself.
Nikko Zond:
Yeah and exactly when does hell freeze over?
 

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One Night with the King - Quotes

 Hagai:
[in Xerxers’ chambers] Queen Vashti, your majesty. [steps aside, revealing the beautiful Queen]
King Xerxes:
Enter. [gathers his shirt and goes to her, kissing her hand]
King Xerxes:
The night’s festivities hold not your interests?
Queen Vashti:
It is long since you summoned me here. [looking at his work table]
Queen Vashti:
Your hands have not been idle.
King Xerxes:
Not idle... not gifted either.
Queen Vashti:
You do know why the Princes have asked you to extend the feasting another night.
King Xerxes:
[turning to leave] Your to late if you seek me to deny them, especially now. With such clamering to march upon Greece and avenge my father's death.
Queen Vashti:
[stopping him, pleading] How long have dreamt of molding Persia into a pillar of learning and culture? Afraid to make even the greatness of Greece buy a shadow. You know as well as I that this not something that is won in battle, but in the hearts of men.
King Xerxes:
[unbelieving] You would have me do nothing then?
Queen Vashti:
You're no warrior, no soldier... I'd have you stay... enhance your kingdom, preserve your thrown. [hesitates and leaves]
 

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Star Trek: First Contact - Quotes

 
[a Borg scratches Data's flesh arm]
Lieutenant Commander Data:
Ah!
Borg Queen:
Is it becoming clear to you yet? Look at yourself, standing there, cradling the new flesh I've given you. If it means nothing to you, why protect it?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
I... I am simply imitating the behavior of humans.
Borg Queen:
You're becoming more human all the time, Data; now you're learning how to lie.
Lieutenant Commander Data:
My programming was not designed to process these sensations.
Borg Queen:
Then tear the skin from your limb as you would a defective circuit. [Data hesitates]
Borg Queen:
Go ahead, Data! We won't stop you! [Data forces himself to try to tear off the skin]
Borg Queen:
Do it! Don't be tempted by flesh! [Data relents and leaves the skin alone]
Borg Queen:
Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
If you are referring to sexuality, I am... fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques.
Borg Queen:
How long since you've used them?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two...
Borg Queen:
Far too long. [they kiss passionately]
 

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Quotes

 The Doctor:
Are you ready, Mr. Zartan?
Zartan:
Oh I'm ready, doctor. This is going to be the achievement of a lifetime.
The Doctor:
Yes, as a master of disguise you have no equal, my friend.
Zartan:
18 months of studying my target, learning mannerisms but the devil is in the details.
Destro:
Gentlemen, let's get it going.
Zartan:
One more thing, I'll control my own brain thank you very much... Let's do this.
 

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Rough Draft - Quotes

 Stefan:
[toying on answerphone] Nelson are you there...?It's me... pick up nelson...
Nelson Keece:
[apprehensive] Sefan... glad you called...
Stefan:
How are you?
Nelson Keece:
[puzzled] I'm good, how are u...?
Stefan:
Disappointed.
Nelson Keece:
Well if you feel that way why don't you come up.
Stefan:
Oh come on Nelson we both know that it's you the poilce are looking for...
Nelson Keece:
Hey look cut me a break Stefan...
Stefan:
I was'nt the one who brought along that nastsy old gun...
Nelson Keece:
i'm just learning how to do this and i want to play again...
Stefan:
...anyways last night marked the end of our friendship... now you have a begining and a middle to your story... all you need now is the end...
Nelson Keece:
[trying to change his mind] ... but we never finished the interview...
Stefan:
[angry shouting] Thats because your a failure Nelson, you lack the courage of your own convictions... unlike me i'm a finisher...
Nelson Keece:
How's the story end?
Stefan:
[calm and composed] As it always does... with a murder...
Nelson Keece:
Who are you goign to kill?
Stefan:
Listen to the tape in your machine... in the end the voice is all you will have left... [hangs up, Nelson checks machine and hears Juliets voice]
 

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Sydney White - Quotes

 Sydney White:
Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn:
Wrong. Emerald and Pearl
Sydney White:
I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.
 

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Fired Up! - Quotes

 Dr. Rick:
We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients.
Shawn Colfax:
How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?
Dr. Rick:
...Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly.
Carly:
That is so sweet. Where are they?
Dr. Rick:
...I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.
 

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Strangers with Candy - Quotes

 Coach Cherri Wolf:
Today we're gonna be talking about reproduction and its consequences. In order for you to learn what it's like to take care of a ten pound [makes finger quotes]
Coach Cherri Wolf:
baby, each of you will be taking care of... a ten pound baby. First up, Jerri Blank.
Jerri Blank:
But I've had plenty of babies. Just none I've carried to full term.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Come get the baby, Jerri.
Jerri Blank:
I don't understand the point of this.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
The point, Jerri, is for you to learn a valuable lesson.
Jerri Blank:
Which is?
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Well, if I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.
 

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Hancock - Quotes

 Hancock:
[on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh? [pats Aaron's butt]
Hancock:
Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
 

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The Quiet - Quotes

 Connor:
[Talking to Dot] You know, I was thinking about you last night. I was thinking that if we went on a road trip, how quiet it would be.
Connor:
You know, we could go all the way through Long Island to Pennsylvania. You know, that's where they make Hershey's chocolate. Pennsylvania. And all the lamp posts look like Hershey's Kisses. They give you free M&M's at the factory.
Connor:
I can smell your hair. It smells like cucumbers. I got really, really hard last night. I had to beat off. And my mom was just outside of my room, putting the towels away. You know I could hear her, but I couldn't help myself.
Connor:
I mean, I came four times. I mean, four times, that isn't normal, is it? What am I gonna do? I'm this sex addict with a learning disorderd who forgot how to play basketball.
 

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Quotes

 Hermione:
Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
[seeing everyone's faces] Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
Ron:
Three guesses who.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.
Hermione:
Muggle-borns.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.
 

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Shakespeare in Love - Quotes

 Ned Alleyn:
[on learning the fate of his character] He dies?
 

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Bicentennial Man - Quotes

 Andrew Martin:
[after learning the fate of most sperm]
Andrew Martin:
They die? One feels badly for them.
 

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Under Siege - Quotes

 William Strannix:
Let this be a learning experience, gentleman. If you resist we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. [pauses]
William Strannix:
Now!
 

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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 - Quotes

 Terl:
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!
 

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Billy Madison - Quotes

 3rd Grader:
How's high school Billy?
Billy Madison:
High school is great. I mean I'm learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
3rd Grader:
Gee, I can't wait till I get to "hike" school.
Billy Madison:
[grabs 3rd grader's face and whispers] Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.
 

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Quotes

 Mindy:
Good luck, Spongebob!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Wait, how did you know my name?
Mindy:
Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick Star:
What's my name?
Mindy:
That's easy! You're Patrick Star!
Patrick Star:
[blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
 

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Beyond the Sea - Quotes

 Sandra Dee:
I've never worked with somebody so unprofessional in my life. I mean, have you ever even acted before?
Bobby Darin:
Well, I'm learning but let me tell you something, blondie, you're not exactly Audrey Hepburn.
 

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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Quotes

 Harvey Birdman:
[upon learning that he's George Jetson's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather] Then that means... that I'm your... This means I finally get to have sex! [shouts]
Harvey Birdman:
With a woman!
George Jetson:
No, there are other ways.
 

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Mean Girls - Quotes

 
[after learning Cady is home-schooled]
Regina:
But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady:
Thank you.
Regina:
So you agree?
Cady:
What?
Regina:
You think you're really pretty?
Cady:
Oh... I don't know
 

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All Over the Guy - Quotes

 
[discussing Eli's bad date with Tom the previous night]
Eli Wyckoff:
He kept saying, "You do the math," even when it made no sense sense. What a turn-off.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What's the turn-on? According to your mother you haven't had a hard-on since she first took you to see THE NUTCRACKER at the Jewish Community Center in first grade.
Eli Wyckoff:
Stop talking to my mother about my sex life.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What sex life?
Eli Wyckoff:
I have one!
Brett Miles Sanford:
Uh huh, right. [makes jerking off motions]
Eli Wyckoff:
Ok, y'know, it counts. I spent 10 years learning which buttons to push, now I just have to look at myself and I cum.
Brett Miles Sanford:
Eww.
 

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In the Land of Women - Quotes

 Gabe Foley:
You think you can step into my 'hood, slinging game at my girl, drinkin' my boy's brew, and expect not to be scrappin' directly?
Carter Webb:
What?
Gabe Foley:
Are you deaf and stupid? I said...
Carter Webb:
- Don't repeat all that. Please. I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have, like, a learning disability, or you're just an average moron.
Carter Webb:
[after Gabe punches Carter] OK, above-average moron.
 

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The Four Feathers - Quotes

 
[Upon learning his son has resigned from the army]
General Faversham:
I don't know you.
 

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The Hangover - Quotes

 Stu Price:
[after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds] Phil, we're not even going to be in the room. It's one night, we can share beds. It's no big deal.
Alan Garner:
Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that?
Phil Wenneck:
No, I'm not cool with that.
 

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army - Quotes

 Princess Nuala:
I am Princess Nuala, daughter of King Balor...
Abe Sapien:
I know. Forgive me, Your Highness, but as you were learning about me, I could not help but learn a little bit about you. You need our help.
Princess Nuala:
I'm afraid it's the other way around.
 

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The Santa Clause 2 - Quotes

 Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate!
Bernard:
Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit.
 

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Spider-Man 2 - Quotes

 
[after learning that people are stuck on a sinking boat]
Spider-Man:
All right. I'll find some way to help them. Guess it's good this costume isn't Dry Clean Only.
 

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Chasing Amy - Quotes

 
[wanting to leave Meow Mix after learning Alyssa is gay]
Holden McNeil:
We gotta beat that traffic, huh?
Banky Edwards:
What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden McNeil:
And rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quotes

 Hermione Granger:
That foul, evil old gargoyle! We're not learn how to defend ourselves, we're not learning how to pass our O.W.L.s. She's taking over the entire school!
 

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The Perfect Man - Quotes

 Amy Pearl:
See you freak. [to Holly]
Amy Pearl:
Hey, you're new here?
Holly Hamilton:
Yeah, how'd you know?
Amy Pearl:
Your skin.
Holly Hamilton:
My skin looks new?
Amy Pearl:
It looks virgin. No piercings, no tats. See, us Brooklyn Girls, we lose our skin virginity by fifth grade.
Holly Hamilton:
In fifth grade I was just learning long division.
 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quotes

 Dolores Umbridge:
Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly uneven. But you will be pleased to know from now on, you will be following a carefully structured, Ministry-approved course of defensive magic. Yes?
Hermione Granger:
There's nothing in here about using defensive spells.
Dolores Umbridge:
Using spells? Ha ha! Well I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my classroom.
Ron Weasley:
We're not gonna use magic?
Dolores Umbridge:
You will be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way.
Harry Potter:
Well, what use is that? If we're gonna be attacked it won't be risk-free.
Dolores Umbridge:
Students will raise their hands when they speak in my class. [pauses]
Dolores Umbridge:
It is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all, is what school is all about.
Harry Potter:
And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there?
Dolores Umbridge:
There is nothing out there, dear! Who do you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?
Harry Potter:
I don't know, maybe, Lord Voldemort!
 

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The Mummy Returns - Quotes

 
[Evie's flashback, after Anck Su Namun wins the duel with Nefertiri]
Anck Su Namun:
You are learning quickly, Nefertiri. I'll have to watch my back.
Princess Nefertiri:
Yes. And I'll watch mine.
 

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My Cousin Vinny - Quotes

 Vinny Gambini:
It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure. You know, when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold? Supposing you skip the first step, and while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet, it goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold, and goes into the head. You're fucked. You just learned the hard way that you gotta remove the carburetor first, right? So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.
 

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The Pentagon Wars - Quotes

 Caspar Weinberger:
Why am I learning about these things in the newspaper? It makes me look foolish, and I am not a foolish man!
 

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The Silence of the Lambs - Quotes

 Roden:
[Upon learning where the Death's-Head Moth came from] You mean this is like a clue from a real murder case? Cool!
Pilcher:
[to Clarice] Just ignore him, he's not a PhD.
 

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Felicity: An American Girl Adventure - Quotes

 
[after learning that her horse, Penny, is pregnant]
Felicity Merriman:
I'm going to have a foal!
 

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A Boy Named Charlie Brown - Quotes

 Linus Van Pelt: You know, Charlie Brown, they say we learn more from losing than from winning.
Charlie Brown: Then that must make me the smartest person in the world.  

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I Went Down - Quotes

 Bunny Kelly:
What ever happens over the coming years, you be ready to forgive your man, because sometimes the benefit of the doubt can even save your life, I been learning that. So many men think so highly of you, it might be hard for you to see which one is the one that's gonna light up just from hearing your name... But I've met him... And so have you.
 

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Return to Me - Quotes

 Grace Briggs:
[on learning she has Elizabeth's heart] What was God thinking?
 

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Glengarry Glen Ross - Quotes

 
[after learning that the Lingk sale has been filed]
Ricky Roma:
You filed it, that puts me over the fuckin' top, I want my Cadillac. I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car.
 

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The Commitments - Quotes

 
[learning the band will be called "The Commitments"]
Billy:
The Commitments?
Jimmy Rabbitte:
It's a "the".
Deco:
How do you spell it?
Jimmy Rabbitte:
T-H-E.
 

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A Good Band Is Easy to Kill - Quotes

 Miles Kurosky:
There's a bunch of hippies and they're learning how to cook hippie fucking food.
 

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Down to Earth - Quotes

 
[after learning that he wasn't supposed to die]
Lance Barton:
You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!
 

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Boyz n the Hood - Quotes

 Furious Styles:
What did you use?
Tre Styles:
I used the number she gave me. Why you sweating me, Pops? I didn't have to use nothing. She told me she was on the pill.
Furious Styles:
How many times do I have to tell you even if she's on the pill, use something anyway? Pill ain't gon' keep your dick from falling off. I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way, but you gon' learn. Oh, yeah, *you* gon' learn. Pick up that hair.
 

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Delta Farce - Quotes

 
[after learning they're not in Iraq]
Everette:
Are we in France?
 

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement - Quotes

 Mia Thermopolis:
I'm here! [sits down and chair goes flying; Brigitte and Brigitta rush to help]
Mia Thermopolis:
You know what, I'm fine, I'm good! So, what are we learning today?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
We are learning the art of the fan.
Mia Thermopolis:
Fascinating.
 

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Quotes

 John Connor:
Can you learn stuff you haven't been programmed with so you could be... you know, more human? And not such a dork all the time?
The Terminator:
My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.
Sarah Connor:
Doesn't want you doing too much thinking, huh?
The Terminator:
No.
 

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In Good Company - Quotes

 Morty:
[after learning he's been fired] Dan, what the hell am I gonna tell my wife? I mean she already wears the pants, now she's gonna wear the tie and jacket too.
 

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Winning London - Quotes

 Dylan:
[learning they are representing England, in a British accent] Good going Holmes!
 

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Flash Gordon - Quotes

 Dr. Hans Zarkov:
[learning that FBI agents have found his lab] They'll break into my lab, dismantle my Sentinel, get my RV...
Dale Arden:
[who has drove his RV into Mongo] Actually, I don't think you have to worry about your RV.
 

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Drop Zone - Quotes

 
[after learning the identities of three undercover DEA agents]
Ty Moncrief:
These narcs are walking around somewhere thinking they're alive! [laughs]
 

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Anastasia - Quotes

 
[Dimitri and Anya are learning how to waltz]
Vladimir:
[singing] It's one-two-three / and suddenly / I see it at a glance / She's radiant / And confident / and born to take this chance. / I taught her well. / I planned it all! / I just forgot... / Romance! / Vlad, how could you do this? / How will we get / through this? / I never should have / let them dance...
 

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Super Mario Bros. - Quotes

 Luigi:
[after learning that Daisy was abandoned as an infant] You mean you don't know who your mother and father neither?
Princess Daisy:
No. What do you mean, "neither"?
Luigi:
Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life.
Mario:
Hey!
Luigi:
[laughing] Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody.
 

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Friends - Quotes

 
[Upon learning he must move far away and commute to work]
Ross:
Why, it's like I've been given the gift of time.
Chandler:
That's great. Last year I got the gift of space. We should get together and make a continuum.
 

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