Ashley Jensen  - Quotes

 I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks. As a child I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. 

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Ted Bundy  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Ted Bundy:
The term "serial killer" was first used to describe Ted Bundy. In the months leading to his execution, he received more than 200 letters a day from women who claimed to love him.
 

Bring It On  - Quotes

 Torrance Shipman:
Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy:
Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman:
No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff:
Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman:
That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.
 



One Night with the King  - Quotes

 Hagai:
[leading Esther to Xerxes chambers] You can let go of my arm now. He will be the fortunate one to choose you... He will be the one who congratulations are due... [she still won't let go]
Hagai:
Esther, my arm.
Queen Esther:
[in Xerxes's chambers, walking towards the stool]
King Xerxes:
[standing in the shadows] The scroll is on the stool. You may begin when ever you are ready.
Queen Esther:
[glances at the stool and back towards Xerxes]
King Xerxes:
[pacing around] Is there a problem?... Did they not tell you I weary at this procession of candidates? I simply wanted someone to... [stops and looks at Esther]
King Xerxes:
Wait. You were the one who read to me before. You tried to beguile me with love stories. Did you not think I had the sense to see through your little parable? The arrogance, you speak to me as I were this Rachel, in need of help to look after my father's sheep!
Queen Esther:
My lord, I meant no disrespect.
King Xerxes:
[walking towards her] And this is how you come to see me? Your only adornment before your one night with the king.
Queen Esther:
It is, your majesty.
King Xerxes:
You consider yourself of so little worth, that I could purchase your love so cheaply.
Queen Esther:
I was taught... that when you visit a King, rather than expect a gift, one should bring one to lay at his feet. [removes her necklace and offers it to him]
Queen Esther:
This is my most valuable possession in the world. It is my past, my present, and my future. And all of it is yours.
King Xerxes:
[takes her necklace and turns away] Some would call you foolish, indeed. As they would call your Jacob. Of all commodities, love is the easiest... and the most cheaply purchased.
Queen Esther:
[considerate] If it is for sale, my lord. It is not love.
King Xerxes:
Even you... [moving closer]
King Xerxes:
Even you must have a price.
Queen Esther:
I am neither a buyer nor a seller of love.
King Xerxes:
[earnestly] Suppose, my lady. A man offered you a more treasured gift. Say a kingdom.
Queen Esther:
[near tears] The only gift I would accept is your heart.
King Xerxes:
[taking her hands] Than it is yours. And you didn't have to serve 7 years to get it. Tell me, Esther of Susa. Who are you really? Tell me of your people. Teach me of your ways.
Queen Esther:
My father told me it takes the glory of God to conceal a matter. And it takes the honor of Kings to search it out.
King Xerxes:
Than marry me and we shall spend an eternity discovering this 'truth'... together.
 

The Men Who Stare at Goats  - Quotes

 General Brown:
So they started doing psy-research because they thought we were doing psy-research, when in fact we weren't doing psy-research?
Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
Yes sir. But now that they *are* doing psy-research, we're gonna have to do psy-research, sir. [leans forward]
Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
We can't afford to have the Russian's leading the field in the paranormal.
 

The Mask  - Quotes

 
[a bomb has just exploded inside The Mask, leading to a fiery belch]
Mask:
[With Italian accent] THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!
 

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Bring It On  - Quotes

 
[Torrance is stressed after knowing they had stolen Clovers' routine]
Torrance Shipman:
Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
Missy:
Well, look on the bright side - It's only cheerleading!
Torrance Shipman:
I *am* only cheerleading.
 

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Spider-Man 2  - Quotes

 
[while fighting the Shocker]
Spider-Man:
I've been meaning to ask. How's your absorbency compared with the leading brand?
 

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian  - Quotes

 Lucy Pevensie:
What happened?
Peter Pevensie:
Ask him.
Susan Pevensie:
Peter!
Prince Caspian:
Me? You could have called it off, there was still time.
Peter Pevensie:
No there wasn't thanks to you. If you had kept to the plan those soldiers might be alive right now.
Prince Caspian:
And if you just had stayed here as I suggested they definitely would be!
Peter Pevensie:
You called us, remember?
Prince Caspian:
My first mistake.
Peter Pevensie:
No. Your first mistake was thinking you could lead these people
Peter Pevensie:
[turns around and begins to walk off]
Prince Caspian:
Hey!
Peter Pevensie:
[Peter turns to look at him]
Prince Caspian:
I am not the one who abandoned Narnia.
Peter Pevensie:
You invaded Narnia. You have no more right leading than Miraz does. [Caspian pushes past Peter]
Peter Pevensie:
You, him, your father! Narnia's better off without the lot of you! [Caspian and Peter draw swords intending to attack each other]
 

Commander in Chief  - Quotes

 Grace Bridges:
If Moses had been a woman, leading the Jews out of Egypt, she'd have stopped to ask for directions. They would've found Israel within a week.
 

The Night Listener  - Quotes

 
[last lines] [we see the back of Donna as she walks down the sidewalk, leading away from the condo she just looked at purchasing]
Gabriel Noone:
As for Pete, there's a line in the Velveteen Rabbit that reads... Real isn't how you were made. It's the thing that happens to you. I'm Gabriel Noone. Goodnight.
 

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Meet the Robinsons  - Quotes

 Title Card:
Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney
 

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The Chronicles of Riddick  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Aereon:
They are an army unlike any other... crusading across the stars toward a place called UnderVerse, their promised land - a constellation of dark new worlds. Necromongers, they're called. And if they cannot convert you, they will kill you. Leading them, the Lord Marshal. He alone has made a pilgrimage to the gates of the UnderVerse... and returned a different being. Stronger. Stranger. Half alive and half... something else. If we are to survive, a new balance must be found. In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil.
 

Napoleon Dynamite  - Quotes

 Summer:
Well, I never thought I would make it here today. I would make a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president. So, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year? Not me. See, with me it will be summer all year long. Vote for Summer.
 

Blues Brothers 2000  - Quotes

 Elwood Blues:
[addressing the rest if the band] You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
Donald "Duck" Dunn:
Who is Robert K. Weiss? [the rest of the band shrug]
Elwood Blues:
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect. [he walks off, followed by Buster, Mack and then the rest of the band]
 

Colin Powell  - Quotes

 The day the soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership. 

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Poison Ivy II  - Quotes

 Gredin:
[leading her up to his sculpture] I got carried away with Donald, I shouldn’t have put you in the middle of it.
Lily Leonetti:
Well I uh, probably over reacted. I can sometimes be hypersensitive. [seeing his work]
Gredin:
You should be... You got it.
Lily Leonetti:
Yeah. I'm the only person in class whose hand the teacher has to hold. Literally.
Gredin:
Well Falk has weakness for his female undergrads, especially when they look like you.
Lily Leonetti:
[looking around at his sculpture] What is this?
Gredin:
This is my magical craft. I'm sorta hopin' it'll win me a Gougenhiem.
Lily Leonetti:
[smiling] You'll get it.
Gredin:
You psychic?
Lily Leonetti:
No. You deserve it.
Gredin:
So, where were you the first two weeks?
Lily Leonetti:
Well, when I applied I never thought I'd get accepted. I did and I freaked. No big family emergency. Just my own little private one. [going to sit at the stone wall]
Lily Leonetti:
That's all.
Gredin:
That's enough. You see that hill over there? That's Beverly Hills, that's my home. Might as well be tim-buk-tu. My father and I, we don't talk anymore. [watching Lily close her eyes]
Gredin:
What are you thinking?
Lily Leonetti:
[breathing deeply] Making a wish.
Gredin:
[laying back] What are you wishing?
Lily Leonetti:
That I could just... open my eyes and be different. [laying back]
Lily Leonetti:
Listen to me.
Gredin:
I'm listening. [kisses her]
Gredin:
and I like doing 'that'. You're beautiful.
Lily Leonetti:
No, I'm not.
Gredin:
Yes, you are. You're sweet... you're beautiful... and different. [continues kissing her]
 

Bring It On  - Quotes

 
[at cheerleading auditions, a girl comes out looking devastated]
Been-Crying-For-Hours Girl:
R-C-H [starts blubbering and crying pathetically]
Been-Crying-For-Hours Girl:
Toros all the way! [continues crying]
Been-Crying-For-Hours Girl:
I'm sorry, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
 

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Clerks.  - Quotes

 
[Veronica sprays a crowd pelting Dante with cigarettes]
Veronica Loughran:
Who's leading this mob?
Woolen Cap Smoker:
[coughing] That guy.
Veronica Loughran:
Freeze! Let's see some credentials. *Slowly*. You're a Chewley's Gum Representative? And you're stirring up all this anti-smoking sentiment to, what, sell more gum? GET OUT OF HERE! And you people, don't you have jobs to go to? Get out of here, go commute! You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. Bunch of easily-led automatons. Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes!
Woolen Cap Smoker:
[approaches the counter] Uhhhh... pack of cigarettes?
 

Once Upon a Forest  - Quotes

 Russell:
You've been leading long enough, now it's MY turn!
Abigail:
You probably don't even know where you're going!
Russell:
Maybe YOU don't know where you're going, but I do! [falls onto a road]
 

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The Interpreter  - Quotes

 Silvia Broome:
Do you know that the leading cause of death for beavers is falling trees?
 

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Skyscraper  - Quotes

 Carrie Wisk:
One Rocket Charlie, I'm leading your hairspace.
 

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Arrested Development  - Quotes

 Narrator:
Last year, Tobias produced a video tape. But its brief success was due to its misleading name. [shows "Families with Low Self Esteem" next to "Girls With Low Self Esteem"]
Narrator:
Once this flaw was discovered, all but ten of the tapes were returned.
 

Troy  - Quotes

 Achilles:
[to Priam] You are a far better king than the one leading this army.
 

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls  - Quotes

 
[with Greenwall at top of a huge set of stairs leading to a temple]
Ace:
I'll meet you at the bottom. There's still one more thing I must do before I go... [close-up of slinky going down temple stairs]
Ace:
Isn't this incredible? IT'S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! [runs down to see Slinky stopped on second last step]
Ace:
Awww man! Can you believe it. It was right there!
 

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The Supermarket  - Quotes

 Jenkins:
[Jenkins leading Joe on tour] The single most important thing to remember about working here is this, and only this: if you screw up, blame it on the new guy, which is you, so I guess you're screwed.
Madore:
[Breaking glass offscreen] Oh, that was Joe!
 

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School for Scoundrels  - Quotes

 Dr. P:
Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him.
Roger:
Well, you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore!
Dr. P:
You're not the shepherd, DUMB ASS, I'm the shepherd! Its called an analogy, moron!
Roger:
Look, you dont understand. Everything was going so well between us.
Dr. P:
Well, clearly I'm sure you're just days away from adopting a Chinese kid together.
 

The Business of Strangers  - Quotes

 Julie:
I've seen a thousand girls just like you; rich families, all the opportunities and you throw it all away. You put on this act, disaffected, obnoxious, talented but undiscovered. You know what? You all end up with your sensitive husbands, pregnant, coming back pleading for a job and making my coffee.
 

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Exit Wounds  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Vice President:
Ladies and gentleman, it's a pleasure for me to be here on such a beautiful day, in the great city of Detroit. And I'd love to tell you all to sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves. I'd love to, but unfortunately, I can't do that. There's a very serious issue that's spiraling out of control in this country. Illegal handguns ending up in the hands of our children. But instead of reading off a bunch of statistics that you might not already know that last year, more preschoolers died from guns that police officers, or that gunshot wounds are the second leading cause of death for all people in the U.S. ages ten to thirty four.
 

The Tailor of Panama  - Quotes

 Luxmore:
Their leading man is one Michaelangelo Abraxas, known to many, I am sure, as the elusive Pimpernel of the Popular Movement Against General Manuel Noriega. Abraxas is a man of proven integrity, skilled at clandestine warfare. His second in command, but, I submit, his equal in skill and resolution, is code-named "Marta," another veteran of the anti-Noriega resistance. For cover purposes, she is employed as a counter receptionist by our own Panamanian head agent, the redoubtable "Bucket."
Elliot:
[Later] Do you think, personally, this Abraxas is Presidential material?
Cavendish:
Oh... Scotty...
Luxmore:
Abraxas is world-class. Courageous. Unsullied. Incorruptible. A man to dream of when you're shaping nations. [Cut to Abraxas packing an armful of liquor bottles as his escape "supplies."]
 

Serenity  - Quotes

 Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:
[leading the Reaver fleet straight into the Alliance's, and caught in the middle, trying to get to Mr. Universe] The chicken's come home to roost.
 

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Generation Ax  - Quotes

 
[on being accepted to the Valley Beavers cheerleading team]
Leslie Gordon:
I'm a Beaver now!
 

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The Mask  - Quotes

 
[Kellaway and Doyle climb over the park wall, to find the Mask leading a big dance number; Doyle tries to join in]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
[Grabbing Doyle by the arm] Start dancing, and I'll blow your brains out!
 

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Chaplin  - Quotes

 Charlie Chaplin:
[noticing a pretty girl at the opposite side of a restaurant aisle] Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone?
Edna Purviance:
Only when I'm trying to make a new acquaintance. Actually I'm waiting for my girlfriend.
Charlie Chaplin:
Actually I'm a motion picture director, and I'm forming a new company with Bronco Billy over there.
Edna Purviance:
And you're looking for a new leading lady. Lucky me.
Charlie Chaplin:
Obviously you are an actress, Miss...
Edna Purviance:
Purviance. Sorry, just a secretary.
Charlie Chaplin:
Don't be sorry. I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
Edna Purviance:
Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. [correcting]
Edna Purviance:
Worse than me.
Charlie Chaplin:
[getting up after being called over by Syndey] Don't you want to know who I am?
Edna Purviance:
I've no interest whatsoever in who you are [pauses, Chaplin starts moving away]
Edna Purviance:
Mr. Chaplin.
 

Torment  - Quotes

 Lauren:
They wear big shoes.
Ray:
They also drive little cars. Maybe if we look around we can find some tiny little tire tracks leading away.
Lauren:
Ray, I am so not in the mood.
 

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The First Wives Club  - Quotes

 
[Upon seeing a slinky dress]
Brenda:
Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!
 

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Balto  - Quotes

 Balto:
[leading Jenna through boiler room] Stick close.
Jenna:
No problem there.
 

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Apollo 13  - Quotes

 Television Reporter:
Is there a specific instance in an airplane emergency when you can recall fear?
Jim Lovell:
Uh well, I'll tell ya, I remember this one time - I'm in a Banshee at night in combat conditions, so there's no running lights on the carrier. It was the Shrangri-La, and we were in the Sea of Japan and my radar had jammed, and my homing signal was gone... because somebody in Japan was actually using the same frequency. And so it was - it was leading me away from where I was supposed to be. And I'm lookin' down at a big, black ocean, so I flip on my map light, and then suddenly: zap. Everything shorts out right there in my cockpit. All my instruments are gone. My lights are gone. And I can't even tell now what my altitude is. I know I'm running out of fuel, so I'm thinking about ditching in the ocean. And I, I look down there, and then in the darkness there's this uh, there's this green trail. It's like a long carpet that's just laid out right beneath me. And it was the algae, right? It was that phosphorescent stuff that gets churned up in the wake of a big ship. And it was - it was - it was leading me home. You know? If my cockpit lights hadn't shorted out, there's no way I'd ever been able to see that. So uh, you, uh, never know... what... what events are to transpire to get you home.
 

TMNT  - Quotes

 Casey Jones:
[as April is driving recklessly] Can't this piece of junk go any faster?
April O'Neil:
You wanna drive?
Casey Jones:
I would as a matter of fact!
Karai:
[to her ninja, as April and Casey still argue while leading the monster through the streets] You think they would be more concerned about the 13th monster.
 

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The Rainmaker  - Quotes

 Rudy Baylor:
Objection. Your honor, he's leading the witness.
Judge Kipler:
This is cross examination, leading is allowed. Overruled, as to leading.
 

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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America  - Quotes

 Concierge:
[leading Beavis and Butt-head into their room] I'm sorry about that little misunderstanding, gentlemen. We didn't realize you were registered guests. If there's anything we can do to...
Beavis:
[sees TV and remote attached to table, tries to lift it] Damn it. This thing is stuck.
Concierge:
Sir, it's attached to the...
Butt-head:
You dumb-ass, let me try.
Beavis:
[stops] Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there. [Concierge holds out hand, expecting tip]
Butt-head:
Uhh, could you, like, not stand there and stuff?
Butt-head:
[as soon as concierge leaves] Some people are dumb.
 

Bring It On  - Quotes

 Torrance Shipman:
It's her last cheerleading practice. How would you guys feel?
Courtney:
Big Red has no feelings.
Whitney:
Just testicles.
 

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Absolute Power  - Quotes

 
[after Collin disguised as a doctor tried to kill Kate with an injection]
Luther Whitney:
[disguised as a doctor also holding a lethal injection against Colin's neck] I didn't mind when you tried to shoot me at the restaurant. But I did mind when you rammed my daughter off the hill back there.
Tim Collin:
[pleading weakly] Mercy.
Luther Whitney:
I'm fresh out [plunges the injection into Colin's neck]
Tim Collin:
[groans as he dies]
Kate Whitney:
[starts waking up in hospital bed] Daddy?
Luther Whitney:
[softly] Go on back to sleep, honey.
 

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Bingo  - Quotes

 TV Play-by-Play Announcer:
Welcome everyone to the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Green Bay Packers are about to take on the division-leading Detroit Lions!
 

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Uncovered: The Whole Truth About the Iraq War  - Quotes

 former White House council to Richard Nixon:
The most troubling thing about the fact of the distortions and the misleading statements that Bush gave Congress, is that it is a federal felony, it's a crime, to mislead and distort information and present it to the Congress.
 

The Silence of the Lambs  - Quotes

 Hannibal Lecter:
You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling:
Yes.
Hannibal Lecter:
And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling:
I don't know. I don't know.
Hannibal Lecter:
Thank you, Clarice. Thank you.
Clarice Starling:
Tell me his name, Doctor.
Hannibal Lecter:
Dr. Chilton, I presume. I think you know each other.
Dr. Frederick Chilton:
Okay. Let's go.
Clarice Starling:
It's your turn, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Chilton:
Out!
Clarice Starling:
Tell me his name!
Boyle:
I'm sorry, ma'am. We've got orders. We have to put you on a plane. Come on, now. [Chilton and the guards start leading Clarice out]
Hannibal Lecter:
Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?
Clarice Starling:
Tell me his name, Doctor!
Hannibal Lecter:
Clarice, your case file. Goodbye, Clarice.
 

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Famous Last Words  - Quotes

 Grandma:
The leading cause of death is birth.
 

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Arrested Development  - Quotes

 George Sr.:
[pleading his case to the Mexican police] Wait a minute, I'm not Oscar, I'm George.
Prison guard:
The Cornballer.
George Sr.:
Si, si, the cornballer. [the Mexican guards show George Sr. their scarred arms from using the Cornballer]
Narrator:
George Sr. had been marketing a device called "The Cornballer" in Mexico after the severe burns it caused led to it being banned in the U.S. [footage of George Sr. strangling Richard Simmons]
 

Over My Dead Body  - Quotes

 Nikki Page:
[leading a drunken Beckett out of a bar, while being followed] How do you lose a tail?
Maxwell Beckett:
[tries to focus] Evolve?
 

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