Chasing Liberty  - Quotes

 Anna Foster:
Dad! Way to go. I can't believe you had that restaurant swarming with all of your secret servants. You ruined my date! And now, I'm going to die before I ever get to third base... I mean second base. [Anna turns to see others in room]
President James Foster:
Anna?
Anna Foster:
I'll talk to you about this later.
President James Foster:
No, no. Stay. Pull up a chair. We were just discussing the G8 Summit in Prague, how to best persuade the EU leaders to adopt our plan for distributing humanitarian aid and medical technology to developing nations, but you had a bad date, so we should probably focus on that.
Anna Foster:
No, no, no, I'm so sorry to have interrupted. Excuse me. [Anna leaves]
President James Foster:
So third base is what again? [indistinct mumbling]
President James Foster:
Glad I asked.
 



Bring It On  - Quotes

 Sparky:
[the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect] You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
 

Not Another Teen Movie  - Quotes

 
[practicing for cheerleading]
Sandy Sue:
Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a - giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker cock shit. [the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
Sandy Sue:
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.
 

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Bring It On  - Quotes

 Missy:
I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.
 

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Bring It On  - Quotes

 Football Player #1:
Why don't you let your cheerleaders come out and play for you, at least they win shit occasionally.
Toros Quarterback:
Ah, is that all you've got?
Toros Tight End:
Yeah, bring it on buttplug!
Football Player #1:
You want more? Alright, while we're out here kicking your ass, your cheerboys are over there, scamming on all your squirrel.
Football Player #2:
Which is cool, since you ain't got dicks anyway!
Toros Quarterback:
Hehe, bitch! [they fight as both benches clear]
 

The Dark Knight  - Quotes

 Alfred Pennyworth:
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne:
Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth:
Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
 

Vantage Point  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Mark Reinhart:
Good morning, America. It's now 12 noon in Salamanca, Spain. In a short time, world leaders from over 150 countries meet here in Plaza Mayor to sign up to President Ashton's bold new counterterrorist strategy. Since 9/11, more than 4500 people have been killed in the rising tide of global terror. Those lives will not soon be forgotten as today, the world comes together to take a stand against this violence. We may be on the brink of a historic agreement between Western and Arab leaders. Security services are on high alert in Salamanca, where we now go live to our news team on the ground and our reporter Angie Jones.
 

Lord of War  - Quotes

 Yuri Orlov:
The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss - the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year - sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.
 

Undercover Brother  - Quotes

 
[as black cultural leaders begin to fall prey to The Man's plan]
The Chief:
Jay-Z to cover Lawrence Welk's greatest hits? John Singleton to remake "Driving Miss Daisy"? Terry McMillan - "How Stella got her White Man Back"? Double damn it! Black people all over the world are losin' their damn minds!
 

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back  - Quotes

 Justice:
They didn't really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. [showing a bag of stolen diamonds]
Justice:
And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not real.
Whillenholly:
No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.
 

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Evita  - Quotes

 Juan Perón:
Dice are rolling - the knives are out. Would-be presidents are all around, I don't say they mean harm, but they'd each give an arm... to see us six feet underground.
Eva Perón:
It doesn't matter what those morons say. Our nations leaders are a feeble crew. There's only twenty of them anyway. What is twenty next to millions who are looking to you? All you have to do is sit and wait, keeping out of everybody's way. We'll... you'll be handed power on a plate when the ones who matter have their say, and with chaos installed... you can "reluctantly" agree to be called.
Juan Perón:
There again, we could be foolish not to quit while we're ahead. For distance lends enchantment, and that is why... all exiles are distinguished. More important - they're not dead. I could find job satisfaction in Paraguay.
Eva Perón:
This is crazy defeatist talk! Why commit political suicide? There's no call for any action at all... when you have unions on your side.
 

Evita  - Quotes

 Juan Perón:
Tonight I'm proud to be the people's spokesman. You've given help to those who've lost their homes, but more than that conclusively show that the people should run their affairs on their own. Make sure your leaders understand the people.
 

Family Matters  - Quotes

 Lt. Murtaugh:
They're sending in that Urkel kid.
Carl:
What? We've got cheerleaders taller than him.
 

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Bring It On  - Quotes

 
[Cheerleaders from opposing team]
Cheerleaders:
Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!
Torrance Shipman:
Hey...
The Toros Squad:
That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!
 

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The Aristocrats  - Quotes

 Lewis Black:
That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. I can walk into NBC tomorrow and say I have a dysfunctional family idea. So dysfunctional, it defies description. We have guys fucking and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. And bring back fucking major world leaders of the past 60 years, like Hitler. Mussolini. Genghis Kahn, for god sakes. I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. This is not a joke, this would go on TV. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! See what happens to Hitler's dick. That'll be turning it on. Phenomenal.
 



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