Jeanette Gross: I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna let my husband go to Las Vegas with Mike to a porn show. Who do you think's in the bunny suit?
Rather, Dan: Some people get excited about going to Las Vegas now, or maybe Monte Carlo. Well, for us, getting to go to Galveston maybe once over the summer maybe twice, but this was our Las Vegas, this was our Monte Carlo. Not because we gambled, or anything but just go to the beach. Galveston has this wonderful long blond beach. I know sometimes it's gray but to us it was always blond. And the sound of the washing of the waves, that I can remember from one of my earliest memories was hearing the waves washing up against some of the piers that were built out and against the seawall.
[two drunken bikers sit down near Ennis, Alma, and their daughters at the fireworks show] Biker #1: Whoooeee! Look at this crowd. Bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this. Biker #2: All swelled up with patriotic feeling and ready to be humped like a frog. Biker #1: So where you figure the most pussy's at - Las Vegas or California? Biker #2: Hell, I don't know. But if you make it between Wyoming and Montana, I'd pick Wyoming in a minute. Ennis Del Mar: Hey, you might wanna keep it down. I got two little girls here. Biker #1: Fuck you! Asshole. [to his friend] Biker #1: Probably quit givin' it to his wife after his kids was born. You know what that's like? Alma Beers Del Mar: Ennis, let's move. Let's just move, okay? Ennis Del Mar: [to bikers] Now, I don't want no trouble from you. You need to shut your slop-bucket mouths, you hear me? Biker #2: You oughta listen to your old lady, then. Ennis Del Mar: Is that right? Biker #1: Yeah. Move somewhere else. [Ennis gets up and kicks the first biker hard in the face, then turns angrily on the second one] Ennis Del Mar: How about it? You wanna lose about half your fuckin' teeth? Huh? Biker #2: [backing off and leaving] Not tonight, bud. I'd sure rather not.
Stu Price: You found the car? Officer Franklin: Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4."
The Cook: You wanna go back to Las Vegas with all them gucci wearing motherfuckers?
L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks: Will you take a look at all of this crap. [Indicating the modern Las Vegas strip.] L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks: Buried underneath all of this is a history; history of Las Vegas. It's the place where Moe Dalitz opened up his first burlesque club. Place where you can find a thirteen year old in a whorehouse if that was your pleasure. It was a place where the Jews and the blacks had to enter the casinos through rear entrances. By the way, on this corner right here, I stabbed a bum.
Mr. Karlman: We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!
Genie: Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!
Freddie: I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener.
[Last lines] Ahmal James: Rumor has it that you're a Las Vegas showgirl? Sister Mary Clarence: Let's get one thing straight, my dear Ahmal. I am not, nor have I ever been, a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner!
Gene Siskel: Well I thought that movie was very poignant. Especially the part where Tom Cruise is going around Las Vegas with a bucket full of his brother. Roger Ebert: Aw, c'mon, Gene. That was just another pointless sequel that didn't need to be made. Gene Siskel: This, from the man who liked 'Benji the Hunted?' Roger Ebert: Hey, you liked 'Carnosaur!' Gene Siskel: Well I bet you'll like this! [punches thrown] Gene Siskel: Hasta la vista, Porky! Roger Ebert: Cue ball in the side pocket! [punches thrown]
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