Lou:
My sweet vanilla creamy, chewy jellybeany, absolutely dreamy girl. Your juicy fruity lips, good and plenty. A cherry bomb in every bite, rich and lovely chocolate kisses delight. Mmm and mmm, melts in my mouth and in my hands. I want to nestle in your mounds and revel in your snickers, I want to Godiva into your bit o'honey, almond enjoying you, kissing up your peppermint patty, I am your sugar daddy. All saltwater Taffy, my sweet tart Sassy... hook, line, and sucker.
Mona Lisa Vito:
The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini:
And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito:
It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing. [the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini:
Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito:
No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini:
And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Mona Lisa Vito:
They were!
Vinny Gambini:
Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much. [kissing her hands]
Vinny Gambini:
You've been a lovely, lovely witness.
Jenny Szalinski:
So, here we are. This is the kitchen.
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you. [sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti]
Diane Szalinski:
[looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust] Ew, look, dirty fingernails.
Jenny Szalinski:
Really?
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.
Patti Szalinski:
Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.
Jenny Szalinski:
You do? You think I'm awesome?
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls. [Diane and Patti stare at each other confused]
Jenny Szalinski:
[in a serious tone] So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this. [takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips]
Patti Szalinski:
What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy. [Jenny breaks the kiss]
Jenny Szalinski:
What are you doing?
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Kissing you.
Jenny Szalinski:
Well, you didn't ever ask.
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Ask what?
Jenny Szalinski:
Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
Ricky King, Party Bully:
What are you talking about?
Jenny Szalinski:
You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.
Ricky King, Party Bully:
Well, lots of girls like that.
Jenny Szalinski:
Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over. [exits the kitchen]
Patti Szalinski:
You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!
Diane Szalinski:
That is one good kid you have.
Patti Szalinski:
And you know what? She can take care of herself.
Ben:
What a wild life you live, my friend.
Andrew:
Enh. You always have the option of doing what I'm doing, and I don't know that I so much have the option of doing what you're doing.
Ben:
Ah, it's easy. You just go to a grocery store, you find someone with long hair that's a girl, start kissing her, one thing leads to another. Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house. And soon enough you're converting your upstairs office into a potential baby room.
Andrew:
Are you fucking serious?
Ben:
Not yet, but we're on the path. We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks.
