Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. 

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Lost in Translation - Quotes

 Lydia Harris:
[over the phone] Is this a bad time?
Bob:
[pauses] No, it's always a good time.
Lydia Harris:
The burgundy carpet is out of stock: it's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?
Bob:
Whatever you like - I'm just completely lost.
Lydia Harris:
It's just carpet.
Bob:
That's not what I'm talking about.
Lydia Harris:
What are you talking about?
Bob:
I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
Lydia Harris:
[icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day?
Bob:
[biting his tongue] How are the kids doing?
Lydia Harris:
They're fine. They miss their father. [pause]
Lydia Harris:
Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Bob:
Only if you want to.
 

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The Big Lebowski - Quotes

 The Big Lebowski:
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
The Dude:
[Smoking a joint] Dude, fuckin' A!
The Big Lebowski:
Strong men also cry... strong men also cry.
 

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Napoleon Dynamite - Quotes

 Napoleon Dynamite:
[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
 

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Big Fat Liar - Quotes

 Monty Kirkham:
Good Morning. Marty Wolf Pictures. This is Monty.
Kaylee:
Monty! Charisma from Marcus Duncan's office. I'm temping for a second assistant. I am so psyched your there, cookie. So I was watching "Charmed" on the WB last night and just as Alyssa Milano was about to put a spell on her cute demon boyfriend I had the biggest panic attack that I forgot to give you Duncan's new address!
Monty Kirkham:
Really, I didn't know he moved. That was quick.
Kaylee:
Oh Yeah, in a big way! He bought like THE sickest pad in the 90210. I'm talking mondo bucks! Hahaha! Anywho, tell Mr. Wolf Duncan lives at 867 North Maple Drive. Hahaha!
Monty Kirkham:
Thanks, got it.
 

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Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. 

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Loving Annabelle - Quotes

 Simone:
[talking about getting rid of Annabelle's beads] Maybe you could carry them in your pocket or hide them in your bag where no one could see them.
Annabelle:
I'll think about it.
Simone:
Why are you making this so hard?
Annabelle:
The first person I fell in love with gave them to me.
Simone:
You still in love with him?
Annabelle:
*She* moved to Europe last year with her family.
Simone:
[Simone touches Annabelle's arm] Think about it.
 

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Law Abiding Citizen - Quotes

 Clyde Shelton:
[in court, laughing and clapping after judge grant bail, after his charade] Thank you.
Judge Laura Burch:
Excuse me?
Clyde Shelton:
No, I don't think I will excuse you. You see, this is what I'm talking about. You were about to let me go. Are you kidding me? This is why we're here in the first place. You think I don't remember who you are, lady?
Judge Laura Burch:
I would tread carefully, Mr. Shelton.
Clyde Shelton:
Well, how carefully should I tread? Because apparently I just killed two people, and you were about to let me walk right out that door! How MISGUIDED are you? I feed you a couple of bullshit legal precedents, and there you go - you jump on it like a bitch in heat. Folks, you all hang out...
Judge Laura Burch:
[nervously starts pounding with gavel on a sounding block] I'm warning you, Mr. Shelton!
Clyde Shelton:
...in the same little club...
Judge Laura Burch:
You will be held in contempt!
Clyde Shelton:
...and every day you let madmen and murderers back on the street. You're too busy treating the law...
Judge Laura Burch:
[keeps pounding] One more time!
Clyde Shelton:
...like it's a fucking assembly line!
Judge Laura Burch:
One more time.
Clyde Shelton:
Do you have any idea what justice is?
Judge Laura Burch:
You are now...
Clyde Shelton:
Whatever happened to right and wrong?
Judge Laura Burch:
...in contempt of court.
Clyde Shelton:
Whatever happened to right and wrong?
Judge Laura Burch:
Remove this man.
Clyde Shelton:
Whatever happened to the people?
Judge Laura Burch:
Bail denied!
Clyde Shelton:
Whatever happened to justice?
Judge Laura Burch:
Bail denied!
Clyde Shelton:
And I bet you take it up the fucking ass, bitch.
Judge Laura Burch:
Bailiff!
Clyde Shelton:
[to Nick Rice, as he's being dragged away in cuffs by policemen] Hey, see you later, Nick.
 

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Another Cinderella Story - Quotes

 Joey Parker:
[Mary is walking, and Joey calls her over] Mary! [She turns the other direction. He runs after her]
Joey Parker:
Hey! Mary? Mary, slow down! Hey hey hey. What's wrong? I've been calling Tami trying to get a hold of you. [Mary looks like she's about to cry]
Joey Parker:
What did I do?
Mary:
It doesn't matter. It's done. We're done. [she walks away]
Joey Parker:
[Joey catches back up to her] Woah. What are you talking about?
Mary:
Did you feel sorry for me? Was I your charity case? Is that why you asked me out?
Joey Parker:
What does that even...
Mary:
[Mary interrupts him] You figured you could toy with me until someone better came along, and I wouldn't mind because I was lucky a big star wanted me. Well, you know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be different. [She tries to leave, but Joey stops her]
Joey Parker:
Mary...
Mary:
Anyway, thanks for all the dance moves, but I'm done dancing. Goodbye.
 

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The Big Lebowski - Quotes

 Brandt:
You never went to college...
The Dude:
Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
 

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Grumpy Old Men - Quotes

 Max Goldman:
You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?
Snyder:
Have you seen him?
Max Goldman:
The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Snyder:
Medication?
Max Goldman:
Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.
 

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Ratatouille - Quotes

 Gusteau:
[an illustration of Gusteau in the cookbook appears to a hungry Remy who just got separated from the rat clan] If you are hungry, go up and look around, Remy.
Gusteau:
[Remy nearly turns the page but stops] Why do you wait and mope?
Remy:
Well, I just lost my family. All my friends. Probably forever.
Gusteau:
How do you know?
Remy:
Well, I... [scoffs]
Remy:
You are an illustration. Why am I talking to you?
Gusteau:
You just lost your family. All your friends. You are lonely.
Remy:
[chuckles sarcastically] Yeah, well you're dead.
Gusteau:
Ah, but that is no match for wishful thinking. If you focus on what you left behind. You will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around.
 

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Troy - Quotes

 Achilles:
What's your name? [no reply]
Achilles:
Did you not hear me?
Briseis:
You killed Apollo's priests!
Achilles:
I've killed men in five countries, never a priest.
Briseis:
Well, then your men did. The sun god will have his vengeance.
Achilles:
What's he waiting for?
Briseis:
The right time to strike.
Achilles:
His priests are dead, and his acolyte's a captive. i think your god is afraid of me.
Briseis:
Afraid? Apollo is master of the sun, he fears nothing.
Achilles:
Where is he?
Briseis:
You're nothing but a killer! You wouldn't know anything about the gods!
Achilles:
I know more about the gods than your priests. I've seen them. You're royalty, aren't you? Spent years talking down to men. [sniffs her hair]
Achilles:
You must be royalty. What's your name? Even the servants of Apollo have names.
Briseis:
Briseis.
Achilles:
Are you afraid, Briseis?
Briseis:
Should I be?
Eudorus:
[poking head through door flaps] My lord, Agamemnon requests your presence. The kings are gathering to celebrate the victory.
Achilles:
You fought well today.
Eudorus:
My lord.
Briseis:
What do you want here in Troy? You didn't come for the Spartan queen.
Achilles:
I want what all men want, I just want it more. You don't need to fear me, girl. You're the only Trojan who can say that.
 

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Johnny Depp - Quotes

 You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. 

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Emma - Quotes

 
[Talking about Mrs. Elton]
Emma:
She'd never seen him before, and she called him Knightley!
Harriet:
I saw her at church. She seemed...
Emma:
Vulgar? Base? Conceited? Crass? She actually seemed pleased to discover that Mr. Knightley was a gentleman. I doubt he'll return the compliment and find *her* a lady. She proposed that we form a *musical club*. Is it possible that Mr. Elton met her while doing charitable work in a mental infirmary? [sighs]
Emma:
There is only one thing to do with a person as impossible as she.
Harriet:
What?
Emma:
I must throw a party for her. Otherwise everyone will feel at once how much I dislike her.
 

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Knockaround Guys - Quotes

 Taylor:
500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
 

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Mean Creek - Quotes

 George:
[shouts] Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do! Because all you do is fucking prance around school, talking about your fucking faggoty fairy fathers! I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fucking fathers and how they're assholes work, all right? It makes me sick, all right, and I fucking hope they fucking die of fucking fag disease! Yeah! [pause]
George:
And speaking of dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fucking donkey-dick Marty got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his "daddy". His neanderthal, drunk father put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know, I almost forgot my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first. But now? I like it. "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall...
 

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Baby Geniuses - Quotes

 Lenny:
Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo!
Margo:
Ok. On your mark. Get Ready. Get Set. Go!
Robin:
[robin and dan are competing to see who can change a diaper faster. Robin is talking to Carrie] Hold still sweetie, just hold still!
Sly:
[laughing] Oh no, There goes old faithful!
Dan:
ahhh, sprang a leak!
Robin:
[finishes] TIME!
Dan:
oh no, i had a leak here, i also had an injury, a rotator cup injury-rotator cup!
 

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George Carlin - Quotes

 It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off. 

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Christopher Hitchens - Quotes

 Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed 

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How to Train Your Dragon - Quotes

 Hiccup:
Aw, come on! Let me out please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber:
Oh! You've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup:
Please, just two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber:
You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
Hiccup:
Okay fine! But this [gestures to a catapult machine]
Hiccup:
will do it for me! [touches the machine and it fires the Ball Bolas and hits a man]
Gobber:
Okay see this right here [gestures to Hiccups machine]
Gobber:
is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup:
But, it was mild calibration issues!
Gobber:
Don't you-Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all [gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup:
But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber:
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup:
Ohhh! [nodding and glaring at Gobber]
Gobber:
Oh yeah!
Hiccup:
You sir are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained. There will be consequences!
Gobber:
I'll take my chances.
 

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American Me - Quotes

 Montoya Santana:
I hear Little Puppet's name is on a piece of paper, ese.
J.D.:
I want you to cosign it.
Montoya Santana:
I'm taking it off, ese.
J.D.:
That punk got you kicked back in the hole, set us all back. Now he's running around talking loud shit about how he wants out of La Eme. His number's up, homes.
Montoya Santana:
I said I'm taking it off, ese.
J.D.:
What's gonna happen is gonna happen. Don't try to stop it. You understand me? I'm asking you, carnal.
Montoya Santana:
Is that where it's gotten to, ese?
J.D.:
Brothers are talking about you.
Montoya Santana:
What are they saying, ese?
J.D.:
They're saying that you're not showing them anything.
Montoya Santana:
You know, a long time ago, two best homeboys, two kids, were thrown into juvie. They were scared, and they thought they had to do something to prove themselves. And they did what they had to do. They thought they were doing it to gain respect for their people, to show the world that no one could take their class from them. No one had to take it from us, ese. Whatever we had... we gave it away. Take care of yourself, carnal.
 

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Robert Rodriguez - Quotes

 When given an opportunity, deliver excellence and never quit. 

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Bring It On - Quotes

 Torrance Shipman:
Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy:
Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman:
No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff:
Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman:
That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.
 

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Yin shi nan nu - Quotes

 Chu:
Raising daughters is like cooking a meal. You lose your appetite by the time you're finished.
 

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Jon Stewart - Quotes

 Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. 

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Friday - Quotes

 Smokey:
[after smoking marijuana in the car with Hector and his friend, he finds himself running down the street in his white A-shirt and white briefs] The next thing I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers!
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ronald Camp:
[Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
Ace Ventura:
Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.
 

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The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 - Quotes

 Ryder:
Put Garber on the line!
Camonetti:
To be honest, Mr. Garber has gone home.
Ryder:
Put Garber on the fucking line or I'll kill the motorman!
Camonetti:
I guarantee you, Mr. Ryder, that I am the best person for you to be talking to right now. Just give me a moment and I'll explain why.
Ryder:
[to Jerry] You were always going to be the first one to go. [shoots Jerry several times]
Ryder:
Mr. Camonetti, you have 60 fucking seconds before I kill another, okay?
 

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Carson McCullers - Quotes

 Next to music beer was best. 

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Terry Pratchett - Quotes

 He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. 

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How to Train Your Dragon - Quotes

 Hiccup:
I really did hit one!
Gobber:
Sure!
Hiccup:
He never listens!
Gobber:
Runs in the family!
Hiccup:
And when he does its always with this disappointed scowl, like some one skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. [Imitating his dad with a Scottish accent]
Hiccup:
'Excuse me barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!'
Gobber:
Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup:
Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber:
Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something your not!
Hiccup:
I just wanna be one of you guys!
 

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quotes

 Ron Weasley:
It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter:
Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley:
It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter:
Or twenty.
Ron Weasley:
I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter:
Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley:
She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter:
Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley:
Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter:
Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley:
Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter:
Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley:
Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter:
Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley:
[throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter:
What was that for?
Ron Weasley:
It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter:
Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley:
No... Can you introduce me?
 

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Sarah Palin - Quotes

 And I think more of a concern has been not within the campaign, the mistakes that were made, not being able to react to the circumstances that those mistakes created in a real positive and professional and helpful way for John McCain. 

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Angie Harmon - Quotes

 We do 'Roses & Thorns' at dinner. Everyone gets a turn to talk, and your 'rose' is the best thing that happened that day, while your thorn is the worst. I just love it when one of my girls says, 'I don't have a thorn today, Mommy.' 

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Swordfish - Quotes

 Gabriel:
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Stanley:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Gabriel:
Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
 

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Star Trek: First Contact - Quotes

 Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Commander! This is what we're thinking of using to replace the damaged warp plasma conduit. [smiles at Cochrane]
Geordi LaForge:
[examines the unit] Yeah, Reg... yeah, that's good. But you're going to need to reinforce this copper tubing with a nanopolymer.
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
[nods quickly and turns to Cochrane] Dr. Cochrane, I know this sounds silly, but could I shake your hand?
Dr. Zefram Cochrane:
[sighs heavily, clearly not wanting to egg on Barclay's enthusiasm, but reluctantly extends his hand]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Thank you, Doctor! You have no idea what an honor it is to work with you on this project!
Geordi LaForge:
Reg...
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
I never thought I would ever meet the man who invented warp drive! I...
Geordi LaForge:
*Reg!*
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Hmm? [realizes he's fawning]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Yes, of course, I'm sorry... [nervously shuffles off]
 

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Garfield - Quotes

 Persnikitty:
Will you please keep quiet? God, god! Oh, this really is too much.
Garfield:
Hey, Persnikitty! Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing here?
Persnikitty:
I was his cat, until I outlived my purpose. And then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place. All humans are the same.
Garfield:
Not my owner. He only does what's best for me. He puts up with me and he feeds me.
Persnikitty:
And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello.
Garfield:
Not for long, Persnikitty.
Persnikitty:
Would you please just stop calling me that? My name isn't really Persnikitty. It's Sir Roland.
Garfield:
Sir Roland.
Persnikitty:
Yeah, that's another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty. I was trained in a classical theater, you know, mm-hmm. But now I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat, with a name I can never live down.
Garfield:
Well this may hurt a little, but, I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty... I mean, Roland. Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours, to become regulars on Good Day New York.
Spanky:
Wait a minute. Did I just hear that? You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog?
Garfield:
It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature. At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way.
Persnikitty:
You know what, that is absolutely charming.
Spanky:
Let me ask you one question, chubby. What are you talking about?
Garfield:
How could you understand? He's my friend.
 

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Fran Lebowitz - Quotes

 Think before you speak. Read before you think. 

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Hilary Swank - Quotes

 One thing I've learned: you never know where life is taking you, but it's taking you. 

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Temps - Quotes

 Holden:
Good evening. Spare a hundred dollars?
Ally:
Sorry.
Holden:
How about that?
Ally:
What?
Holden:
Give me that.
Ally:
This is for my lunch tomorrow.
Holden:
Give it to me.
Ally:
I said no. It's mine.
Holden:
Give me the dumb lunch, lady!
Ally:
I paid ten bucks for this! [the panhandler grabs the lunch; Ally hangs on; they struggle in a tug-of-war with the brown bag between them. The other passengers move away. Finally Ally yells:]
Ally:
All right! We'll split it!
Holden:
[the panhandler lets up, thinking for a moment, then shrugs] Okay. [They split it, and he walks away. A passenger leans over after a minute]
Peter:
I thought he was going to kill you.
 

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Invictus - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
Francois Pienaar:
I was thinking how a man could spend thirty years in prison, and come out and forgive the men who did it to him...
 

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Transporter 2 - Quotes

 Tarconi:
[about Frank Martin] Yes, I have a relationship with the man.
Marshall Smith:
A long relationship?
Tarconi:
Not really.
Marshall Smith:
They found you cooking in his house!
Tarconi:
I'm French.
Marshall Smith:
So?
Tarconi:
You don't need to know someone a long time to cook for them. It's our way of breaking the ice.
 

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Open Range - Quotes

 Charley Waite:
[burying Mose and Tig] Be right to say some words.
Boss Spearman:
You want to speak with the man upstairs, go on and do it. I'll stand right here and listen, hat in hand, but I ain't talking to that son or a bitch. And I'll be holding a grudge for him letting this befall a sweet kid like Mose.
Charley Waite:
Well, he sure as hell wasn't one to complain. Woke with a smile, seemed like he could keep it there all day. Kind of a man that'd say 'good morning' and mean it, whether it was or not. Tell you the truth, Lord, if there was two gentler souls in this world, I never seen 'em. Seems like old Tig wouldn't even kill birds in the end. Well, you got yourself a good man and a good dog, and I'm inclined to agree with Boss here about holding a grudge against you for it. I guess that means Amen.
 

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Titanic - Quotes

 Second Officer Charles Lightoller:
I'm sorry ma'am. Your dog will have to stay behind. And you too sir.
Hazel Foely:
Nobody is going to tell me that my Charlie is going to have stay behind!
Second Officer Charles Lightoller:
I’m sorry ma'am, your husband will have to stay behind.
Hazel Foely:
I'm not talking about my husband! I'm talking about Charlie, I'm not going to leave my poor helpless dog on a sinking ship!
Alden Foley:
You can't let these women go alone.
Second Officer Charles Lightoller:
You heard me. No men! No dogs!
Hazel Foley:
Charlie will stay right here, thank you!
 

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A Walk in the Clouds - Quotes

 Don Pedro Aragon:
Talking between men and women never solves anything. Where we think, they feel. They are creatures of the heart.
 

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Fantastic Mr. Fox - Quotes

 Ash:
Can I ask you a question?
Kristofferson:
You may.
Ash:
What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself for an hour and forty-five minutes? It's - it's weird.
Kristofferson:
My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
Ash:
Yeah? Well, that's great. But I worry more about what that does for your reputation than whether or not you have beagle ticks or not.
Kristofferson:
I don't. Nor pelt lice.
 

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Sarah Palin - Quotes

 It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia. 

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Wild America - Quotes

 Leon:
[fantisizing with the clouds] I'm thinking dinosaur.
Marshall Stouffer:
Rabbit lying down.
Leon:
Could be a hog head. Big old skunk. Or a turtle. Chevy bumper.
Marshall Stouffer:
[narrating] Leon had been in the Air Force with my dad. They used to patch up fighter planes, then dad would take them up and test them. After the war, he followed my dad home, and lived with us ever since.
Leon:
[still trying to make out what a cloud looks like] Bushel Basket. Gold spud. Nope, definitely a rabbit lying down.
 

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Anthony Bourdain - Quotes

 Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit. 

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Magnolia - Quotes

 Claudia Wilson Gator:
I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me.
Jim Kurring:
No. Like what? What do you mean?
Claudia Wilson Gator:
You have so much - so many good things. And you seem so together. You're a police officer and you seem so straight and put together - without any problems.
Jim Kurring:
I lost my gun today.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
What?
Jim Kurring:
I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things - that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today - and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
Jim. That, that was so...
Jim Kurring:
I'm sorry.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
- great. What you just said.
 

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Training Day - Quotes

 Alonzo Harris:
To be truly effective, a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. In fact, a good narcotics agent should have narcotics in his blood.
Jake Hoyt:
Are you gonna smoke that?
Alonzo Harris:
No, you are.
Jake Hoyt:
[laughs] Hell if I am.
Alonzo Harris:
You not gon' smoke it?
Jake Hoyt:
Naw, man. I became a narc to rid the streets of dopers, not to be one.
Alonzo Harris:
Come on, man, take a hit.
Jake Hoyt:
Naw, man.
Alonzo Harris:
[Slams brakes] Yeah, right. If I was a drug dealer, you'd be dead by now, motherfucker. You turn shit down on the streets, and the chief brings your wife a crisply folded flag. What the fuck's wrong with you? Talking about - You know what? I don't want you in my unit. I don't even want you in my division. Get the fuck out the car. Go back to the Valley, rookie.
Jake Hoyt:
All right, I'll smoke it.
 

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Red Corner - Quotes

 Ambassador Reed:
Your attorney, Shen Yuelin, is a the guard station. She wishes to see you.
Ed Pratt:
I would advise no contact. It will only make things harder for her.
Jack Moore:
What are you talking about?
Ed Pratt:
Yuelin put up your guarantee.
Jack Moore:
I thought the embassy put it up.
Ed Pratt:
No.
Ambassador Reed:
In China, bail has nothing to do with money. It's reputation. To have you released today so that she could prepare a defense, Shen Yuelin put up her career, her future.
Ed Pratt:
It was really quite unique.
 

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A Time to Kill - Quotes

 Lucien Wilbanks:
You wanted this case, well you've got it. It isn't easy saving the world even one case at a time, but you stick with it. You just might have a knack for it. Don't do what I did. Don't quit.
Jake Tyler Brigance:
What are you talking about, quit. You're a hero Lucien.
Lucien Wilbanks:
Hero my ass. Do you think the world needed me beating cops heads on that picket line. I was needed here. In that courtroom. And I let them push me, I gave them an excuse to kick me out and now I can never plead a case in there again. But you can. You're an attorney. Be proud. You job is to find justice no matter how well she may hide herself from you. So you go on in there and you do your job.
 

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Quantum of Solace - Quotes

 Dominic Greene:
you should know something about me and the people i work with. We deal with the left and the right, dictators or liberators. If the current president had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you. So if you decide not to sign, you'll wake up with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacement standing over you... if you doubt that, then shoot me, take that money and have a good night's sleep.
 

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Game 6 - Quotes

 
[Nicky Rogan, in a taxi cab, sees his daughter in an adjacent taxi, exits his, and joins her in hers]
Nicky Rogan:
How come I don't see you any more? Where are you, all day?
Laurel Rogan:
[laughs sardonically] I'm at college. Thought you knew.
Nicky Rogan:
You wanna get a coffee?
Laurel Rogan:
I don't drink coffee, Daddy. This is not what we should be talking about.
Nicky Rogan:
What do you want to talk about? I'll talk about anything you want to talk about. What's this? [He picks up her radio]
Laurel Rogan:
Senior Play tonight, remember?
Nicky Rogan:
Why do you need a radio?
Laurel Rogan:
So I can listen to the ball game at intermissions! Do you know that Mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?
Nicky Rogan:
Don't talk like that! Man! How prominent? What are you implying?
Laurel Rogan:
She's doing like those Iranians. I divorce thee. I divorce thee. I divorce thee.
 

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Waiting to Exhale - Quotes

 Fireman:
Ma'am, were you aware that your car was on fire? [Bernadine nods her head while smoking a cigarette]
Fireman:
Ma'am, did you start his fire [she puffs smoke and plainly looks at him]
Fireman:
You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.
Bernadine:
[flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.
Fireman:
Look, this is a nice area. Luckily a neighbor cared enough. Listen, the next time you want to burn something...
Bernadine:
It won't happen again. [she shuts the door in his face]
 

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Sweet November - Quotes

 Nelson Moss:
[Talking to himself about his advertising campaign] Number one dog, dog at the top.
Angelica:
Slow down, Fido. We need to talk.
 

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Bride of Chucky - Quotes

 
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany:
Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky:
Screwing with our ride, that's what. [pulls out knife]
Chucky:
Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany:
Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky:
What are you talking about?
Tiffany:
For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky:
Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany:
My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
 

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Dead Again - Quotes

 Pete:
I've known Mike Church forever. He would never hurt her.
Franklyn Madson:
This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that THIS TIME, it isn't going to happen!
 

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