Aaron Ashmore  - Quotes

 Shawn always gets cast as the nice guy, and I usually get the jock, the bad guy, or the jerk. 

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Bill Watterson  - Quotes

 In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. 

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James Taranto  - Quotes

 The Guardian's headline is 'How Going Green May Make You Mean.' We're inclined to think the chain of causation runs the other way 

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Mark Twain  - Quotes

 I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

-Letter to Joseph Twichell, 9/13/1898
 

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F. Scott Fitzgerald  - Quotes

 I couldn't forgive him or like him, but I saw that what he had done was, to him, entirely justified. It was all very careless and confused. They were careless people, they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money. 

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Raymond Chandler  - Quotes

 You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you. 

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