Jon Stewart  - Quotes

 Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot. 

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Thomas Jefferson  - Quotes

 Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst, and cold. 

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Thomas Jefferson  - Quotes

 Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and opressions of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day. 

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Thomas Jefferson  - Quotes

 Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. 

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Jeff Dunham  - Quotes

 Achmed 'Two Jews walk into a bar'

No no no no no' Jeff

You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard' Achmed
 

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Thomas Jefferson  - Quotes

 Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one. 

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