Alan Alda  - Quotes

 During the first day, curious at having outsiders among them, a long stream of inmates came over and talked with me. Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn't do it. Several thousand people had been locked up unjustly and, by an incredible coincidence, all in the same prison.



On the other hand, they knew an awful lot about how to knife somebody.
 

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Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 Irony is wasted on the stupid 

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Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Chuck Noblet:
Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?
Tina:
Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?
Chuck Noblet:
Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?
Chip Beavers:
That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.
Chuck Noblet:
Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.
Tina:
But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks?
Chuck Noblet:
Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
 



Fyodor Dostoevsky  - Quotes

 I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea. 

Tags: hell   individualism   irony   selfishness     
Haruki Murakami  - Quotes

 The sense of tragedy - according to Aristotle - comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist's weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I'm getting at? People are drawn deeper into tragedy not by their defects but by their virtues.

...

[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings.
 

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Douglas Coupland  - Quotes

 Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony. 

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Voltaire  - Quotes

 It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. 

Tags: ethics   governments   humor   irony   killing   mankind   morality   murder   nationalism   nations     
Fran Lebowitz  - Quotes

 Food is an important part of a balanced diet. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah, I felt at once that here was something that completely committed me. It was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved. In the hate column: dictatorship, religion, stupidity, demagogy, censorship, bullying, and intimidation. In the love column: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. Plus, of course, friendship 

Tags: atheism   bastille   bullying   censorship   demagogy   dictatorship   enlightenment   fascism   fatwa   friendship   hate   humor   individualism   intimidation   iran   irony   khomeini   literature   love   principles   religion   rushdie   stupidity   theocracy     
Looking for Richard  - Quotes

 Barbara Everett:
Irony is only hypocrisy with style.
 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Very often the test of one's allegiance to a cause or to a people is precisely the willingness to stay the course when things are boring, to run the risk of repeating an old argument just one more time, or of going one more round with a hostile or (much worse) indifferent audience. I first became involved with the Czech opposition in 1968 when it was an intoxicating and celebrated cause. Then, during the depressing 1970s and 1980s I was a member of a routine committee that tried with limited success to help the reduced forces of Czech dissent to stay nourished (and published). The most pregnant moment of that commitment was one that I managed to miss at the time: I passed an afternoon with Zdenek Mlynar, exiled former secretary of the Czech Communist Party, who in the bleak early 1950s in Moscow had formed a friendship with a young Russian militant with an evident sense of irony named Mikhail Sergeyevitch Gorbachev. In 1988 I was arrested in Prague for attending a meeting of one of Vaclav Havel's 'Charter 77' committees. That outwardly exciting experience was interesting precisely because of its almost Zen-like tedium. I had gone to Prague determined to be the first visiting writer not to make use of the name Franz Kafka, but the numbing bureaucracy got the better of me. When I asked why I was being detained, I was told that I had no need to know the reason! Totalitarianism is itself a clich 

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Woody Allen  - Quotes

 Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author:  

Tags: humor   irony     
Charles Baudelaire  - Quotes

 Relate comic things in pompous fashion. Irregularity, in other words the unexpected, the surprising, the astonishing, are essential to and characteristic of beauty. Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. The blend of the grotesque and the tragic are attractive to the mind, as is discord to blas 

Tags: creativity   fantasy   grotesque   irony   novel   poetry   writers   writing     
Angela Carter  - Quotes

 And, conversely, she went on to herself, sneering at the Grand Duke's palace, poverty is wasted on the poor, who never know how to make the best of things, are only the rich without money, are just as useless at looking after themselves, can't handle their cash just like the rich can't, always squandering it on bright, pretty, useless things in just the same way. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 One notorious apikoros named Hiwa al-Balkhi, writing in ninth-century Persia, offered two hundred awkward questions to the faithful. He drew upon himself the usual thunderous curses 

Tags: atheism   curses   heretics   irony   jewishness   jews   judaism   maimonides   messiah   religion     
Percy Bysshe Shelley  - Quotes

 And on the pedestal these words appear: 

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David Hare  - Quotes

 Now it turns out that a few broadsheet film critics in Britain do indeed belong to a category of people who would have resisted Hitler when he came to power. So the great shame is, clearly film critics should have been running Austria at the time, because Hitler would have represented no problem to them at all. [The Guardian's] Peter Bradshaw would have known exactly what to do, and he would not have been remotely fallible to any Nazi who threatened his life. No, he would have died in heroic acts of individual resistance. So it's a privilege to live among people who enjoy such moral certainty. 

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Saw  - Quotes

 John:
Hello, Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class male yet last month you ran a straight razor across your wrist. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die or did you just want some attention? Tonight, you'll show me. The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are, but if you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again. Find the path through the razor-wire to the door but hurry. At 3:00 that door will lock and then, this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive?
 

Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you? 

Tags: danger   funny   humor   irony   weapons     
Adam Rex  - Quotes

 Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind.

[...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months.) 'Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With sad hearts I now concede that Boov and humans will never to exist as one.'

I remember being really excited at this point. Could I possibly be hearing right? Were the Boov about to leave? I was so stupid.

'And so now I generously grant you Human Preserves - gifts of land that will be for humans forever, never to be taken away again, now.'

[...] So that's when we Americans were given Florida. One state for three hundred million people. There were going to be some serious lines for the bathrooms.
 

Tags: aliens   humor   invasion   irony   parody   reservations     
Joyce Carol Oates  - Quotes

 A mouth of no distinction but well practiced, before I entered my teens, in irony. For what is irony but the repository of hurt? And what is hurt but the repository of hope? 

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Cassandra Clare  - Quotes

 What are all these? 

Tags: clary   irony   jace     
Julian Barnes  - Quotes

 Irony - The modern mode: either the devil 

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Adam Grossberg  - Quotes

 Actually 

Tags: arabs   britain   colonialism   europe   irony   israel   jews   land   palestine   religion   turkey   zionism     
Haruki Murakami  - Quotes

 Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Her face is a blank, so I darken the lights. Off go her silky undergarments. The bracelets are all she has on. They glint slightly, a pleasant muffled clinking on the sheets. I have a hard-on.



Which, halfway down the ladder, is what I noticed. Just great. Why now? Why didn't I get an erection when I needed one? And why was I getting so excited over two lousy bracelets? Especially under this slicker, with the world about to end.
 

Tags: erotic   humor   irony     
Bordello of Blood  - Quotes

 Rafe:
[to Police Deputy Noonan] You know, Noonan, you don't wear irony too well. Why don't you leave that to the big boys, okay?
 

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David Denby  - Quotes

 Corporate irony not only ridicules the thing it is selling but the very act of selling it. In the process it disarms critics by making anyone who goes against the flow of commerce seem clueless. 

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George Harrison  - Quotes

 With every mistake, we must surely be learning. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that  

Tags: irony   judaism     
Koren Zailckas  - Quotes

 I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their four-year-old girls clasped to their pant legs and say,  

Tags: alcoholism   irony     
Dorothy Parker  - Quotes

 Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song;

a medley of extemporanea;

And love is a thing that can never go wrong;

and I am Marie of Romania.
 

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Harlan Ellison  - Quotes

 If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. 

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Michel Houellebecq  - Quotes

 People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things  

Tags: death   humor   irony     
J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 Would you like me to [kill you] now? 

Tags: death   epitaph   irony   snape     
Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Your favorite virtue? An appreciation for irony. 

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Charles Dickens  - Quotes

 This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging in the streets, and doing noting for his livelihood. In the next cell, was another man, who was going to the same prison for hawking tin saucepans without a licence; thereby doing something for his living, in defiance of the Stamp-office. 

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Douglas Adams  - Quotes

 So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just gonna be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Pow, pow, pow, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you. 

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Jane Austen  - Quotes

 She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well 

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F. Scott Fitzgerald  - Quotes

 I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. 

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Benjamin Franklin  - Quotes

  If you wish information and improvement from the knowledge of others, and yet at the same time express yourself as firmly fix'd in your present opinions, modest, sensible men, who do not love disputation, will probably leave you undisturbed in the possession of your error. And by such a manner, you can seldom hope to recommend yourself in pleasing your hearers, or to persuade those whose concurrence you desire. Pope says, judiciously:



 

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Douglas Adams  - Quotes

 We're not obsessed by anything, you see, 

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Michel de Montaigne  - Quotes

 I quote others only to better express myself. 

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