Tom Waits  - Quotes

 There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. 

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Margaret Mitchell  - Quotes

 A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise! 

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Charles Dickens  - Quotes

 And a beautiful world we live in, when it is possible, and when many other such things are possible, and not only possible, but done-- done, see you!-- under that sky there, every day. 

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Joseph Heller  - Quotes

 Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them. 

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Christopher Paolini  - Quotes

 Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? 

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Stephen King  - Quotes

 But let me tell you something, Harrigan - sooner or later City Hall is gonna catch up to your action, and they're gonna render unto your scofflaw holy-rollin' ass. I only hope I'm there when it happens 

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William Faulkner  - Quotes

 I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.  

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Seanan McGuire  - Quotes

 If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away. 

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