George Wilson: Who else has a night-blooming mock orchid flowering this year? Mrs. Martha Wilson: It's an awfully homely-looking plant, George. George Wilson: Hang the looks at the thing! It opens before your eyes in the light of a full moon. It's a marvel, Martha. 40 years to mature and blossom. The flower opens and withers in a matter of moments. [Mr. and Mrs. Wilson approach a rare mock orchid kept alive for 40 years] George Wilson: There isn't a gardener in town who has a plant that requires a 40-year investment for ten seconds of splendor.
Shep Ramsey: They're here. Charlie Wilcox: Who's here? Shep Ramsey: A couple of leeches that make their living of the blood of others. Charlie Wilcox: Investment bankers? Shep Ramsey: Bounty hunters! Charlie Wilcox: Bounty hunters? You mean from up there?
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Warren Schmidt: Randall, what happened about that investment opportunity? You never called me back. Duncan Hertzel: You mean that pyramid scheme? Larry Hertzel: Let's not talk about that now. Duncan Hertzel: All I know is I lost $800.
Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars. Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers. Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car. Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over. Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket] Farva: Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!
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