Dennis the Menace  - Quotes

 George Wilson:
Who else has a night-blooming mock orchid flowering this year?
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
It's an awfully homely-looking plant, George.
George Wilson:
Hang the looks at the thing! It opens before your eyes in the light of a full moon. It's a marvel, Martha. 40 years to mature and blossom. The flower opens and withers in a matter of moments. [Mr. and Mrs. Wilson approach a rare mock orchid kept alive for 40 years]
George Wilson:
There isn't a gardener in town who has a plant that requires a 40-year investment for ten seconds of splendor.
 



Suburban Commando  - Quotes

 Shep Ramsey:
They're here.
Charlie Wilcox:
Who's here?
Shep Ramsey:
A couple of leeches that make their living of the blood of others.
Charlie Wilcox:
Investment bankers?
Shep Ramsey:
Bounty hunters!
Charlie Wilcox:
Bounty hunters? You mean from up there?
 

The Sex Monster  - Quotes

 
[to Evie, who is lying bound and gagged on a bed after a consensual bondage scene with Laura]
Marty Barnes:
Hi. Listen, before I untie you, while I have your attention, I just wanted to take a minute and say, you know, this is going to be really rough on you and Dave. It will probably end up in divorce for the two of you; it's really sad. Okay, what I'm thinking is you're going to have half of Dave's money, right? And I got a really good investment for you... a really good project I'm working on. It's something...
 



About Schmidt  - Quotes

 Warren Schmidt:
Randall, what happened about that investment opportunity? You never called me back.
Duncan Hertzel:
You mean that pyramid scheme?
Larry Hertzel:
Let's not talk about that now.
Duncan Hertzel:
All I know is I lost $800.
 

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Super Troopers  - Quotes

 Farva:
It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny:
What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva:
I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny:
That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.
Farva:
Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva:
Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!
 

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Katerina Stoykova Klemer  - Quotes

 Learning to live on less pride has been a great investment in my future. 

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