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Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down.

You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

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Brandon:
Oh my god... no!
Miriam Linky:
What?
Brandon:
Granny Panties?
Miriam Linky:
Excuse me?
Brandon:
This is so crazy! I was literally just watching you like right before we got here! This is you, right? [pulls out his iPhone and shows a YouTube clip of Miri in a changing room wearing big underwear. The narrator says "My name's Granny Panties and nobody wants to fuck me! Nothing's whiter then my big gay ass."]
Miriam Linky:
[Miri gasps in horror]
Zack Brown:
Where'd you get that?
Brandon:
Oh, I entered 'gay' and 'ass' and it was the top hit. It's had 200 thousand views in three hours. Honey, you are, like, I'm actually jealous right now cause you're like super famous!
Miriam Linky:
[to Bobby] You're gay?
Bobby Long:
[apologetically] Yeah...
Miriam Linky:
And I'm the internet wearing... a diaper?
Brandon:
Who knew you'd come to Pittsburg and meet a celebrity?
Miriam Linky:
I'm gonna binge drink now until I pass out now.

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talk show host:
And you think that the issue of pornography, you think that pornography is a problem, is a blight on our society, it's taking us farther away from the path that we want to be on? Is that what I'm hearing here?
Craig Gross:
Let me tell you, say this, do you think sitting at your computer with your pants down at your ankles looking at some hot chick on the Internet doing a donkey, while masturbating, is there a problem with that?
talk show host:
[flabbergasted] Mm, mm, you don't want to do it every night of the week.

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Internet Date:
That's the skidmark of Buddha!

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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.

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Elwood Blues:
Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.

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Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
[From unrated version] Enough is enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan:
So have I!
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
Enough is Enough! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan:
Right...
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan:
Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
Because internet bloggers love it when I say "I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
Susan:
Alright, we get it already. Okay?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
No! I don't think you do! I've had it! With these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
Susan:
Why are you yelling?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike:
Shit, bitch! I'm ALWAYS yellin'! I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson!
Susan:
Bitch? [Gets thrown off the plane]

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Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.

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Mass amateurization of publishing makes mass amateurization of filtering a forced move.

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Norm Archer:
The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

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The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.

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The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.

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Dorothy Wheeler:
Excuse me, who are you?
Ruthie:
That's none of your business.
Campbell Morris:
Don't worry, she's nobody.
Ruthie:
Yeah, I'm nobody. I'm just the idiot who's still waiting for a return on my Internet investment. [to Campbell Morris]
Ruthie:
What did you call it? Bleed-Me-Dry.com?

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[With his wife away shopping, Rick has a phone call just as his buxom Internet lover Sasha wants to mount him on his couch]
Rick:
Hello?
Jenny:
Hey, honey, I just pulled up at the market. What did you want for dinner? I was thinking... casseroles?
Rick:
[as Sasha shoves her large breasts in front of his face] Hmm, I... I don't know, honey. Are melons in seasons?
Jenny:
I think so. Since when did you start eating melons?
Rick:
I... I saw something on the Internet and they said that melons were good to your libido.
Jenny:
[excited] Really? Well, what kind of melons?
Rick:
Big, juicy, ripe ones.

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You know, sometimes I don't understand what's wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth

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The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.

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Taylor:
Isn't it amazing how the internet makes everything you say sound 300 times sluttier.

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Chazz:
I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine.

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[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie]
Randal Graves:
That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans."
Dante Hicks:
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Randal Graves:
Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Dante Hicks:
Why?
Randal Graves:
Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight.

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Wikipedia [...] is the product not of collectivism but of unending argumentation.

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Immaterial as water, too vast for any mortal apprehension, the Web's outstanding qualities allow us to confuse the ungraspable with the eternal.

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L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks:
Let me tell ya how the internet screwed up poker, okay. When a guy sucks out on the river, on the internet, you cannot take the guy out in the parking lot and you cannot break his fuckin' knees.

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Generalized statements ... which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism.

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Mary Jane:
I remembered reading on the internet that if I smoked 1,256 bong riffs, the amount of THC would be enough to kill me.

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Sidney Gibson:
[about the new web page Billie's supposed to take care of] Are we on the internet yet?
Billie Frank:
Didn't you hear the internet's closed today?

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Jenny Cross:
Mom, there is wiggy shit going down here.
Jenny Cross:
Wiggy shit.
Jenny Cross:
Way beyond not having internet or cable.
Jenny Cross:
We're talking full on cult.
Jenny Cross:
These people are freaks.
Jenny Cross:
Vows of silence, macaroni crafts and graven images everywhere...

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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam

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[On internet dating]
Jack Malone:
This is what I have to look forward to. I'm going to take one of these out. What do you think of this: Uh, Jumpin' Jack Flash. Divorced, two kids, bad knee, grumpy workaholic. It's a pretty good sell, right?
Vivian:
My husband's looking better everyday.
Jack Malone:
Yeah, I'll bet.

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Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?

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[F]rom now on, the act of creating and circulating evidence of wrongdoing to more than a few people, even if they all work together, will be seen as a delayed but public act.

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[T]he ways in which the information we give off about our selves, in photos and e-mails and MySpace pages and all the rest of it, has dramatically increased our social visibility and made it easier for us to find each other but also to be scrutinized in public.

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The Internet is not so different from a highly interactive videogame with competitors set to be offed.

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Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single day since 1993. However, it certainly appears that the main thing the Internet has accomplished is the normalization of amateur pornography. There is no justification for the amount of naked people on the World Wide Web, many of whom are clearly (clearly!) doing so for non-monetary reasons. Where were these people fifteen years ago? Were there really millions of women in 1986 turning to their husbands and saying, 'You know, I would love to have total strangers masturbate to images of me deep-throating a titanium dildo, but there's simply no medium for that kind of entertainment. I guess we'll just have to sit here and watch Falcon Crest again.

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Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about.

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Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.

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The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.

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A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.

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It is a way now, approximately, of being at home. The forum has become one of the most consistent places of her life, like a familiar cafe that exists someone outside geography and beyond time zones.

There are perhaps twenty regular posters on F:F:F:, and some muchlarger and uncounted number of lurkers. And right now there are three people in Chat. But there's no way of knowing exactly who until you are in there, and the chat room she finds not so comforting. It's strange even with friends, like sitting in a pitch-dark cellar conversing with people at a distance of about fifteen feet. the hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread, plus the feeling that everyone is talking at once, at counmter-purposes, deter her.

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Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring.

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Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.

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Because Wikipedia is a process, not a product, it replaces guarantees offered by institutions with probabilities supported by process.

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The basic capabilities of tools like Flickr reverse the old order of group activity, transforming 'gather, then share' into 'share, then gather'.

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The nice thing about twitter is the architecture of visibility. Email is invisible unless you reach out to someone directly. With Twitter, anyone can follow you and this is one of the big changes that was really introduced by Flickr, was this wonderful idea that you can follow somebody without their permission. Recognizing that relationships are asymmetrical, unlike facebook where we have to acknowledge each other otherwise we can

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