Troy: You black bitches are all the same. Robin: Bitch? Troy: Y'all always complaining about how nobody don't want your ass, don't nobody know how to treat ya! Then you meet a man, a brother, with genuine interest in ya, and you gotta act simple. Then you wonder why we date white women. Robin: A white woman can have your sorry ass!
Batman: Commissioner Gordon? Dr. Chase Meridian: He's at home. I sent the signal. Batman: What's wrong? Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited. Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper. Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional. Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor? Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone. Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber. Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. Dr. Chase Meridian: I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. Batman: We all wear masks. Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. Batman: Direct aren't you? Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women. Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.
Anne Boleyn: Henry Percy George Boleyn: [Teasingly] Why ever would he interest you? What could you possibly want with the sole heir to the richest earldom in the whole of England? Anne Boleyn: [Jokingly] Oh I have no knowledge of that! I simply like his face! George Boleyn: Well, he's betrothed Anne Boleyn: Betrothed is not married
Angela: For future reference you should know that the living tend to interest me just a little more than the dead do.
Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible? Justine: I have my own, you know, beliefs. Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus. Justine: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself. Corny: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.
Jay McCarroll: Anybody involved in whatever business they're involved in, they're there for a reason. You can't tell me proctologists don't have a genuine interest in assholes; because they do.
Jeannie Schmidt: All of a sudden you're taking an interest in what I do? You have an opinion about my life *now*? Okay, you listen to me. I am getting married the day after tomorrow and you are going to come to my wedding and you are going to sit there and enjoy it and support me or else you can just turn right around right now and go back to Omaha.
Linguini: Can I interest you in a dessert this evening? Anton Ego: Don't you always? Linguini: Which one would you like? Anton Ego: [sees Remy through the window] Suprise me!
Hannibal Lecter: Jack Crawford is helping your career isn't he? Apparently he likes you and you like him too. Clarice Starling: I never thought about it. Hannibal Lecter: Do you think that Jack Crawford wants you sexually? True, he is much older but do you think he visualizes scenarios, exchanges, fucking you? Clarice Starling: That doesn't interest me Doctor and frankly, it's, it's the sort of thing that Miggs would say. Hannibal Lecter: Not anymore.
Werner Herzog: And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Timothy Treadwell, this bear was a friend, a savior.
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Now, the key of undercover work... is to blend in, OK? You act as a gentile would. Esther: Right. Samples Woman: Could I interest you in a free-sample bacon cheeseburger? Esther: [Esther gasps] Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [affects a middle-America accent] Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that... *deliciously* unkosher snack. I... sadly have to decline... for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [smiles a toothy grin] Esther: You're good.
Joseph Pulitzer: Anyone who doesn't act in their own self interest is a fool. David Jacobs: Then what does that make you? Joseph Pulitzer: What? Jack Kelly: Oh, this is my pal, Davey. The Walkin' Mouth. David Jacobs: You talk about self-interest, but since the strike, your circulation's been down 70%. Everyday you're losing thousands of dollars just to beat us out of one lousy tenth of a cent. Why? Jack Kelly: You see, it ain't about the money, Dave. It Joe gives in to nobodies like us, it means we got the power. And he can't do that, no matter what it costs.
Barbara Novak: Another ruse, Catcher? You know I have no interest in seeing you. Catcher Block: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at KNOW ever since your new NOW. Barbara Novak: I have no way of knowing how things are now at KNOW. I knew how things were at KNOW before NOW. Catcher Block: Then you should know now at KNOW things are a lot like they are at NOW, we have to interview every applicant for every job, and so do you or you'd be going against NOW's definition of discrimination and you wouldn't want the readers of NOW or KNOW to know that, now would you? Barbara Novak: Have a seat, Mr. Block.
Jack Wade: You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot. James Bond: And unofficially? Jack Wade: We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it.
George Lang: Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.
Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: [on Republicans] Who's the party of special interest that always grinds down the little people? Who's the party that doesn't give a damn as long as they make millions to put in their bank? Who's the party that scrounges around to find all the dirt they can and use it against their opponent to destroy the two party system that made America what it is today? Who's the party that delivered a crooked president?
Camille: So, what's your interest in Greene? James Bond: Among other things, he tried to kill a friend of mine. Camille: A woman? James Bond: Yes. But it's not what you think. Camille: Your mother? James Bond: She likes to think so.
Miranda Priestly: Details of your incompetence do not interest me.
Mick: Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man. Anton: No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot ... Mick: No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.
Gil Renard: You sure I can't interest you in any of this? Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk: You got any kayaks? Gil Renard: You gotta be outta' your fuckin' mind, "kayaks"? Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk: I could use kayaks. Gil Renard: Stanley, what the fuck do kayaks have to do with knives? Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk: Never mind. Gil Renard: You fuckin' asshole, "kayaks" you're asking me about, when I'm asking you about knives? Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk: Yeah. Ok, I understand, sir. Thank you for coming in. Gil Renard: How about you take some kayaks and stick 'em up your fuckin' ass, ya moron.
Blake: A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action.
John McClane: [Matt's showing interest in Lucy] After all we've been through, I'd *hate* to have to beat you to death.
Townsman #1: Good morning, Mr. Eastwood. Marty McFly: Morning. Townsman #2: [hands Marty a cigar] Have a cigar, Mr. Eastwood. Anything I can do you for you today Mr. Eastwood? Marty McFly: Uh, no. That's fine. I don't... Townsman #3: Good Luck tomorrow, Mr. Eastwood. We'll be praying for ya. Marty McFly: Thanks. Undertaker: [holding a funeral suit] Good morning, Mr. Eastwood. Interest you in a new suit for tomorrow? Marty McFly: Uh, I'm-I'm fine. Thanks.
Charlie Chaplin: [noticing a pretty girl at the opposite side of a restaurant aisle] Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone? Edna Purviance: Only when I'm trying to make a new acquaintance. Actually I'm waiting for my girlfriend. Charlie Chaplin: Actually I'm a motion picture director, and I'm forming a new company with Bronco Billy over there. Edna Purviance: And you're looking for a new leading lady. Lucky me. Charlie Chaplin: Obviously you are an actress, Miss... Edna Purviance: Purviance. Sorry, just a secretary. Charlie Chaplin: Don't be sorry. I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses. Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. [correcting] Edna Purviance: Worse than me. Charlie Chaplin: [getting up after being called over by Syndey] Don't you want to know who I am? Edna Purviance: I've no interest whatsoever in who you are [pauses, Chaplin starts moving away] Edna Purviance: Mr. Chaplin.
[Renfield holds a plate of bugs] Renfield: Would you care for a hors d'oeuvre, Dr. Seward or a canape? Doctor Jack Seward: No, thank you, Mr. Renfield. How are you feeling tonight? Renfield: Far better than you, my lovesick doctor. Doctor Jack Seward: Is my personal life of interest to you? Renfield: Of course it is. All life interests me. Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield, is disgusting. Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see, each life that I ingest gives back life to me. Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life? Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat molecules with a pair of chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore. Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic for you. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies. Renfield: Yes, spiders eat them. Doctor Jack Seward: What about sparrows? Renfield: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows? Doctor Jack Seward: Something larger perhaps? Renfield: Oh, yes. A kitten. I beg you. A little, sleek - a playful kitten. Something I can teach. Something I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten. Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat? Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it! Doctor Jack Seward: Your salvation? Renfield: Yes! I need lives. I need lives for the master! Doctor Jack Seward: What? What master? Renfield: The master will come, and he has promised to make me immortal! Doctor Jack Seward: How? [Renfield suddenly attacks Seward and the guards rushed in to subdue him] Renfield: The blood is the life! The blood is the life!
Carson Ward: It's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything. People want human interest stories, like the one you did yesterday. Cindy: The report on breast augmentation? It was just ten minutes of topless women. People want hard hitting stories, and indepth coverage, and, and... Carson Ward: And TWINS. [news room suddenly converts into nightclub and the Coors Light twins appear]
Vianne Rocher: [to the Comte de Reynaud] Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?
Merick: The king has a special interest in this one. Commander Tarish: I know nothing of this. Merick: Neither does the king.
Mr. Kinney: Interest my friend, put that in your salsa!
Arms Fair Salesman: Sir! Sir, may I interest you in the shoulder fired S-37 surface-to-air missle? It's the old Chinese model. Not so effective against modern military aircraft but deadly if used against a commerical airliner.
Royal: I thought I'd start by taking you out to visit your grandmother. Richie: God, I haven't been out there in years. Margot: I've never been at all. I was never invited. Royal: Well she wasn't your real grandmother, and I didn't know how much interest you had. But you're invited now!
Infirmier: So it's in my best interest to keep that collar on.
Enid: How come all that time I was trying to get you a date you never asked me out? Seymour: You're a beautiful girl, I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It's of interest to me how much you seem to know about that world. Shepherd Book: I wasn't born a shepherd, Mal. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You have to tell me about that sometime. Shepherd Book: [pause] No, I don't.
Kristy Thomas: Today, using the B.S.C quick study method, you're going to learn about the human body! Claudia Kishi: Don't bother. It doesn't interest me. Mallory Pike: Does the baby-sitters club interest you? Claudia Kishi: It's my life. Mallory Pike: Then get interested.
Anna: Oh, Henry, this might interest you. The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets. Henry: She told me she was on the pill!
Jack Harris: I have no interest in making a living creating porn.
[first lines] Journalist: Senator, ah an attorney named Peter Gerston has filed suit in Arizona, uh, alleging that there's a cover-up regarding UFOs, and there has been for dozens of years, and millions of people have seen these objects in the sky, and the military continues to deny that anything's going on. Is that an area that's of interest to you at all? John McCain: It's always of great interest to me. I think it's, I think it's uh of great interest. I would point out to you that there was once a case, a couple of years ago in Arizona, of some lights that were seen over Arizona, um, and that has never been fully explained.
Will Price: It's less of a question, more of an invitation, um... do you wanna go out sometime? Ashley Matthews: I don't think that's such a good idea. Will Price: For you or for me? Or for both of us? Ashley Matthews: Both of us. Yeah. Will Price: Why is there something wrong with you? Ashley Matthews: What? Will Price: No-I'm, ha, that came out wrong. Um... Ashley Matthews: Is there something wrong with you? Will Price: That's a very valid point. [chuckles] Will Price: Uh, you know in the interest of full disclosure I haven't had a girlfriend for six months and I'm kinda hostile towards women, plus my ex girlfriend she did a number on my head and - [Ashley looks uncomfortable] Will Price: I'm over-sharing. [Chuckles] Will Price: I sound a little pathetic here, don't I? Ashley Matthews: Yeah, a little. But, you know, I'm probably worse so it's okay. Will Price: Is that a yes? Ashley Matthews: What? No! No, I... what's your angle? Will Price: Angle? I don't have an angle. I just wanna take you out.
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