Brian Regan  - Quotes

 so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! 

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Raymond Carver  - Quotes

 But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture. 

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Raymond Chandler  - Quotes

 A writer who is afraid to overreach himself is as useless as a general who is afraid to be wrong. 

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Gary Taubes  - Quotes

 The laboratory evidence that carbohydrate-rich diets can cause the body to reain water and so raise blood pressure, just as salt consumption is supposed to do, dates back well over a century 

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Stephen Leacock  - Quotes

 He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.

 

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