Orson Welles  - Quotes

 Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species. 

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George Miller  - Quotes

 The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again. 

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Linda Howard  - Quotes

 I thought you were a drunk. 

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