John McCain  - Quotes

 I guess he believes if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough, it will be believed.

 

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Michael Chabon  - Quotes

 A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag. 

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Jonathan Safran Foer  - Quotes

 This is the sixty-nine, 

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Marshall McLuhan  - Quotes

 I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. 

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Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 Mister Rob Anybody and sundry others? 

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Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.



When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.
 

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Lois Lowry  - Quotes

 She was the only doctor's wife in Branford, Maine, who hung her wash on an outdoor clothesline instead of putting it through a dryer, because she liked to look out the window and see the clothes blowing in the wind. She had been especially delighted, one day, when one sleeve of the top of her husband's pajamas, prodded by the stiff breeze off the bay, reached over and grabbed her nightgown around the waist. 

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Katherine Paterson  - Quotes

 On Decoration Day, while everyone else in town was at the cemetery decorating the graves of our Glorious War Dead, Willie Beaner and me, Robert Burns Hewitt, took Mabel Cramm's bloomers and run them up the flagpole in front of the town hall. That was the beginning of all my troubles. 

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Sherrilyn Kenyon  - Quotes

 I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?  

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Katherine Paterson  - Quotes

 I was behaving, just like I promised, but fate intervened. 

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Mark Twain  - Quotes

 I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. 

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