Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. 

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James Dent  - Quotes

 A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. 

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Dave Barry  - Quotes

 What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. 

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