Swordfish  - Quotes

 Stanley:
What are you still doing here? Look, I'm beginning to lose my sense of humor about all this.
Ginger:
Ok, then I'll cut to the chase. If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be a fluffer in her new daddy's videos.
Stanley:
With the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.
 



A Scanner Darkly  - Quotes

 Medical Deputy #1:
You know, Fred, if you keep your sense of humor like you do, you just might make it.
Fred:
Make it? Make what? The team? The chick? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for 'make' is facere, which always reminds me of fuckere, which is Latin for 'to fuck', and I have been getting jack shit in that department as of late.
 

Aishwarya Rai  - Quotes

 Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy. 

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The Hitman  - Quotes

 Andre Lacombe:
You've developed a sense of humor since we last met. How about self-control?
Marco Luganni:
When necessary.
 

Pulp Fiction  - Quotes

 Jules:
Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
Vincent:
I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules:
That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.
 

North Country  - Quotes

 Arlen Pavich:
The doctor says you look darn good under those clothes - sense of humor ladies, rulo numero uno.
 

People of Tact  - Quotes

 Jack:
[to Jake, regarding a painting] So, Big Guy, you ever think of pursuing your artwork?
Jake:
Actually, my mother painted that. She recently passed away. [Susan shoots Jack an angry look]
Jack:
I'm sorry.
Jake:
I'm just kidding.
Jack:
That's quite a sense of humor you have; you unleash that one often?
 

Men in Black  - Quotes

 Beatrice:
You here to make fun of me too?
Kay:
No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice:
Sure.
 



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