Vanity Fair  - Quotes

 Becky Sharp:
I'm afraid I will have to charge you rather a lot. My horses are all I own in the world, you know.
Joss Sedley:
Money is no object to me, ma'am.
Becky Sharp:
That's good. Six hundred pounds. [Jos is taken aback, but promptly reaches for his pocketbook.]
Becky Sharp:
Each.
 



William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 He's of the colour of the nutmeg. And of the heat of the ginger.... he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts him; he is indeed a horse, and all other jades you may call beasts.  

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William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.  

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Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Chuck Noblet:
Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?
Tina:
Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?
Chuck Noblet:
Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?
Chip Beavers:
That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.
Chuck Noblet:
Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.
Tina:
But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks?
Chuck Noblet:
Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
 

Napoleon Bonaparte  - Quotes

 You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. 

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Shrek 4-D  - Quotes

 Donkey:
We got a donkey driving a carriage made from an onion, it's dark, and our horses are wearing sunglasses. Hit it, boys!
 

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Black Beauty  - Quotes

 Black Beauty:
Oh! If people knew what a comfort to horses a light hand is, and how it keeps a good mouth and a good temper...
 

The Brothers Grimm  - Quotes

 Cavaldi:
Your horses are ready. [out the window]
Cavaldi:
Avanti! [Outside, two soliders set fire to the tails of the brothers' horses. They run away, trailing two ropes]
Jacob Grimm:
[looks down; sleepily] You've got rope tied around your foot.
Cavaldi:
Ciao! [the ropes snap taught and the Brothers Grimm are yanked off their feet and dragged out the door]
 

Sweet Home Alabama  - Quotes

 Earl Smooter:
You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
 

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Tank Girl  - Quotes

 Che'tsai:
All the king's horses and all the king's men... wish they had the technology I have.
 

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Notting Hill  - Quotes

 William:
I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna Scott:
Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.
 

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Crimson Tide  - Quotes

 Capt. Ramsey:
Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.
Hunter:
What?
Capt. Ramsey:
From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They're all white?
Hunter:
Yes, sir.
Capt. Ramsey:
"Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white or "Yes, sir" you've seen them?
Hunter:
Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
Capt. Ramsey:
I didn't know that. But they are from Portugal. [Chuckling]
Capt. Ramsey:
Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards. [Chuckles]
Capt. Ramsey:
Simple matter of voltage.
 

Notting Hill  - Quotes

 William:
[about Anna's new film project] Any horses in that one? Or hounds for that matter; our readers are intrigued by both species.
Anna Scott:
[seriously] It takes place on a submarine.
 

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  - Quotes

 Ron Burgundy:
[while both characters are riding on horses through a cartoon Pleasure Town] I freakin' love you.
Veronica Corningstone:
I freakin' love you back.
 

The Horse Whisperer  - Quotes

 Annie:
I've heard you help people with horse problems.
Tom Booker:
Truth is, I help horses with people problems.
 

The Last of the Mohicans  - Quotes

 Duncan:
[after Uncas spooks the horses to chase them off] Why is he loosing the horses?
Hawkeye:
Why don't you ask him?
Uncas:
Too easy to track; they'd be heard for miles. Find yourself a musket.
 

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Scary Movie 3  - Quotes

 The Architect:
We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient.
 

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The Scorpion King  - Quotes

 Jesup:
Horses are faster.
Mathayus:
But camels are smarter.
 

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The Long Shot  - Quotes

 Guido Levits:
I thought you should see this for yourself.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
Annie! Annie! Don't you ever interfere with the training of one my horses without asking me.
Annie Garrett:
I'm sorry.
Guido Levits:
You could have been the world's toughest mother, Mary Lou, and it wouldn't have helped Mora.
 

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Kate & Leopold  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Roebling:
Time. Time, it has been proposed, is the fourth dimension. And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders, seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future and fabricating the past.
 

Jane Smiley  - Quotes

 But what truly horsey girls discover in the end is that boyfriends, husbands, children, and careers are the substitute-for horses 

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Jane Smiley  - Quotes

 Failure was startling, really. So startling that I hardly noticed it at all. 

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Desolation Canyon  - Quotes

 Samuel Kendrick:
Four horses heading for the mountains.
Edwin Bornstein:
We'll never catch them like this!
Samuel Kendrick:
Who said we want to catch them?
 

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Jane Smiley  - Quotes

 Fascination with horses predated every other single thing I knew. Before I was a mother, before I was a writer, before I knew the facts of life, before I was a schoolgirl, before I learned to read, I wanted a horse. 

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Alexandra Picavet  - Quotes

 I thought, 

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Karen Kingsbury  - Quotes

 Three years? That's a thousand tomorrows, ma'am. 

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Oliver Wendell Holmes  - Quotes

 The horses paw and prance and neigh,

Fillies and colts like kittens play,

And dance and toss their rippled manes

Shining and soft as silken skeins;...
 

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W.C. Fields  - Quotes

 Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.  

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Enid Bagnold  - Quotes

 I don't like people, 

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James Whitcomb Riley  - Quotes

 I bless the hoss from hoof to head -

From head to hoof, and tale to mane! -

I bless the hoss, as I have said,

From head to hoof, and back again!

 

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Anna Sewell  - Quotes

 My troubles are all over, and I am at home; and often before I am quite awake, I fancy I am still in the orchard at Birtwick, standing with my friends under the apple trees. 

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Benjamin Disraeli  - Quotes

 A canter is a cure for every evil 

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Tessa Dare  - Quotes

 Proper handling of a horse like this is no simple matter. He was trained to race, from birth. Not only to race, but to be the best. Once a champion, he was spoiled with attention and permissive handling. Add to that, he's an ungelded male, with a strong natural mating drive. It all adds up to a horse with a mile-wide streak of arrogance, bloody bored out of his mind. Without proper exercise and opportunities to mate, all that aggressive energy festers. He becomes moody, intractable, withdrawn, destructive. 

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Samuel Johnson  - Quotes

 Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people. 

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