A Little Night Music  - Quotes

 Desiree Armfeldt:
Hello, mother.
Madame Arnfeldt:
To what do I owe the honor of this visit?
Desiree Armfeldt:
I just thought I'd pop out and see you both, is that so surprising?
Madame Arnfeldt:
Yes.
Desiree Armfeldt:
You're in one of your bitchy moods, I see.
Madame Arnfeldt:
If you've come to take Fredrika back, the answer is no. I do not object to the immorality of your life; merely to its sloppiness. Since I have been tidy enough to have acquired a sizeable mansion and a fleet of servants, it seems only common sense that my granddaughter should reap the advantages of it. Isn't that so, child?
Fredrika Arnfeldt:
I really don't know, Grandmother.
Madame Arnfeldt:
Oh, yes, you do, dear.
 



Star Trek: First Contact  - Quotes

 Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Commander! This is what we're thinking of using to replace the damaged warp plasma conduit. [smiles at Cochrane]
Geordi LaForge:
[examines the unit] Yeah, Reg... yeah, that's good. But you're going to need to reinforce this copper tubing with a nanopolymer.
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
[nods quickly and turns to Cochrane] Dr. Cochrane, I know this sounds silly, but could I shake your hand?
Dr. Zefram Cochrane:
[sighs heavily, clearly not wanting to egg on Barclay's enthusiasm, but reluctantly extends his hand]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Thank you, Doctor! You have no idea what an honor it is to work with you on this project!
Geordi LaForge:
Reg...
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
I never thought I would ever meet the man who invented warp drive! I...
Geordi LaForge:
*Reg!*
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Hmm? [realizes he's fawning]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Yes, of course, I'm sorry... [nervously shuffles off]
 

Ladder 49  - Quotes

 Chief Kennedy:
Hey! What the hell is going on in here! Huh? I come back from tellin' a mother her son is dead, and this is goin' on, in my house, IN MY HOUSE! We deal with this by stickin' together. We take it. We learn from it. And we get back on the god damn truck and that's how we honor Dennis. You got that? Anyone think about lowering the flag? Do it!
 

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The Mirror Has Two Faces  - Quotes

 Rose Morgan:
Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire:
Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose Morgan:
Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire:
Too many Sno Balls.
Rose Morgan:
Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire:
Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.
 

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A Mighty Wind  - Quotes

 Mike LaFontaine:
But thank you, sincerely, Your Honor - which reminds me, I was at a swingers' party the other night and a fella said to me, "I'd like to meet your wife." I said, "Your honor!"
 

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Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Bill:
We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon.
 

Titus  - Quotes

 Lavinia:
In peace and honor live Lord Titus long. My noble lord and father, live in fame. Lo, at this tomb my tributary tears I render for my brethren's obsequies, and at thy feet I kneel with tears of joy shed on this earth for thy return to Rome. O bless me here with thy victorious hand.
Titus:
Kind Rome, that hast thoust lovingly reserved the cordial of mine age to glad my heart! Lavinia, live, outlive thy father's days and fame's eternal date, for virtue's praise.
 

A Few Good Men  - Quotes

 Kaffee:
This code of honor of yours makes me wanna beat the *shit* outta somebody.
 

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Gone Baby Gone  - Quotes

 Capt. Jack Doyle:
Do you have any children, Miss Gennaro?
Angie Gennaro:
No, sir.
Capt. Jack Doyle:
My only child was murdered. She was twelve. Did you hear about it? What you probably didn't hear, and what I hope you never have to deal with, Miss Gennaro, is what that feels like. What I have to deal with. Knowing that my little girl likely died crying out for me to come and save her. And I never did. My little girl died afraid and alone in a shallow ditch bank by the side of the road, not ten minutes from my house. I know what it feels like to lose a child. Now damn it, you force my hand and then you question the way I handle it.
Detective Remy Bressant:
No one's questioning you, sir.
Capt. Jack Doyle:
I honor my child with this division. So that no parent has to go through what I've known. This child. That's all I care about. I'm gonna bring her home.
 

Legionnaire  - Quotes

 
[Reciting from a book.]
Mackintosh:
From little towns in a far land we came, to save our honor from a world of flame. In little towns in a far land we sleep, and trust that world we won, to you to keep.
 

Road to Perdition  - Quotes

 
[Talking to Michael Jr]
John Rooney:
A man of honor always pays his debts... and keeps his word.
 

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Duets  - Quotes

 Shop Manager:
How'd you like to pay for that? Cash, check, credit card?
Suzi Loomis:
Uh, well, we're a little short on money right now, sir, but I'll consider it an honor and a privilege to suck your dick. [machinery whirs over last word]
 

Last Action Hero  - Quotes

 Ripper:
Jack, what kept you? Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come. Gave him my word of honor he could watch you die. Lose the cannon.
Jack Slater:
Has he hurt you Andrew?
Ripper:
Hurt, Jack? You say hurt? What do you know about hurt, Jack? You put me in a cage for ten years.
Jack Slater:
You should've gotten the death penalty.
Ripper:
Yeah, shoulda, woulda, coulda, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Things crawling around in your head. Sitting on my chest when I wake up. You know what that's like, Jack? It was your illegal search, that rendered the bloody axe inadmissible. Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun. [Jack puts his gun on the ground]
Jack Slater:
Alright, I'm unarmed.
Ripper:
Just one gun, Jack? You gotta be kidding. [Jack removes nearly a dozen guns]
Ripper:
That all, sport?
Jack Slater:
Yup, that about does it. [pulls out grenade]
Jack Slater:
Oh, unless you consider this a weapon. [throws grenade at Ripper's feet]
Ripper:
Brilliant, Jack. Brilliant. I surrender.
Jack Slater:
It's a live grenade.
Ripper:
Yeah right, Jack, right right right. You're gonna sacrifice your own child to get to me. I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it. Andy, pick up the grenade. [Andy slowly picks up the grenade]
Ripper:
Come on. Show it to me. That's good. Jack, that toy, can't hurt the boy. [flashes Axe]
Ripper:
But this one can.
 

Max Payne  - Quotes

 Max Payne:
Vlad was one of those old time bad guys with honor and morals, which almost made him one of the good guys. None of us was a saint.
 

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Good Will Hunting  - Quotes

 Sean:
I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.
 

Tropic Thunder  - Quotes

 Les Grossman:
[communicating with the production team in a video conference] Which one of you fuckfaces is Damien Cockburn?
Damien Cockburn:
Uh, that's me, sir. It's an honor to finally meet you. Get some face time.
Les Grossman:
And who here is the key grip? [the key grip raises his hand]
Les Grossman:
You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard!
Key Grip:
[reluctantly walks over to Damien] Sorry, man. [punches him in the face]
Les Grossman:
This is all your fault, you limey FUCK!
 

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Balls of Fury  - Quotes

 Master Wong:
Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.
 

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Intolerable Cruelty  - Quotes

 Herb Myerson:
I'm going to talk to you about the God damn law. We serve the law. We honor the law! And sometimes, Councelor, we obey the law. But, Councelor, this is not one of those times.
 

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Love Liza  - Quotes

 Mary Ann Bankhead:
What did she say?
Wilson Joel:
You wanna read it? Go ahead
Mary Ann Bankhead:
It doesn't have my name on it.
Wilson Joel:
Yea you're right. It doesn't.
Mary Ann Bankhead:
But if it did I would open it, because that's what she wants.
Wilson Joel:
Wanted. What she wanted.
Mary Ann Bankhead:
And you refuse to honor that.
Wilson Joel:
Is there something you wanna know?
Mary Ann Bankhead:
No, I think there is something you don't wanta know.
Wilson Joel:
I don't. I don't, I loved well. I did. I did, I loved well I don't want a letter. I don't want a fucking letter!
Mary Ann Bankhead:
She left reasons Wil.
Wilson Joel:
It's my name!
 

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The First Wives Club  - Quotes

 Uncle Carmine:
Brenda, I speak on behalf of your father, my beloved brother, that Morty is garbage, and it would be an honor to me to take him out.
 

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Cool Runnings  - Quotes

 Irwin Blitzer:
Come on, Kurt, what you're doing here is wrong, and you know it! Now if this is about you and me, let's lay it all down now. All right, sixteen years ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life: I cheated. I was stupid. I embarrassed myself, I embarrassed my country, my friends, my family, my teammates, [points to Kurt]
Irwin Blitzer:
and my coach. Hey, if it's revenge you want, take it. Go ahead, disqualify me, banish me! Do whatever you want, but do it to me! It was me who let you down, Kurt! It wasn't my guys! They've done everything you've asked of them! And they did it with all of you laughing in their face. Hey, it doesn't matter tomorrow if they come in first or fiftieth. Those guys have earned the right to walk into that stadium and wave their nation's flag. That's the single greatest honor an athlete can ever have. That's what the Olympics are all about. Sixteen years ago I forgot that. Don't you go and do the same.
 

Star Trek: Nemesis  - Quotes

 Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
If I may, just a word of advice about your first command?
Captain William T. Riker:
Anything.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
When your first officer insists that you can't go on away missions...
Captain William T. Riker:
Ignore him. I intend to. [pause]
Captain William T. Riker:
Serving with you... has been an honor.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
The honor was mine - Captain.
 

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Mulan  - Quotes

 Fa Zhou:
Mulan...
Mulan:
[kneels] Father. I brought you the sword of Shan-Yu, and the crest of the Emperor. They're gifts, to honor the Fa family. [Fa Zhou drops the sword and crest on the ground and embraces Mulan]
Fa Zhou:
The greatest gift and honor... is having you for a daughter.
 

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The Last of the Mohicans  - Quotes

 Colonel Munro:
Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not.
 

The Matrix Revolutions  - Quotes

 Neo:
It's been an honor, sir.
Morpheus:
No. The honor is still mine.
 

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Gormenghast  - Quotes

 
[Irma wants to throw a party in her honor to find a suitor]
Dr. Prunesquallor:
A party, my dear? Are you the type to give a party? Indeed, are you the type to go to one? [Irma brandishes a knife at him]
Dr. Prunesquallor:
[startled] Oh, but I see that you are determined.
 

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My Cousin Vinny  - Quotes

 
[Vinny is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him]
Vinny Gambini:
Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Stan tries to get up]
Vinny Gambini:
Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan:
Gee thanks.
Vinny Gambini:
Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan:
You think I should be grateful?
Vinny Gambini:
Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
Stan:
I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny Gambini:
I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
Stan:
That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny Gambini:
What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan:
I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini:
That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty. [Wakes up Bill]
Bill:
Vinny. Vinny bag o' donuts.
 

The Road to El Dorado  - Quotes

 Tulio:
I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it]
Tulio:
But not with that.
 

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Rob Roy  - Quotes

 
[the Duke hands Montrose a goblet of wine]
Montrose:
[deeply sarcastic] You honor me, sir, to serve me with your own hand.
Duke of Argyll:
I tell you, James, I forget how much you dislike me until I'm in your presence.
 

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Rob Roy  - Quotes

 Robert Roy MacGregor:
What passes for honor with me is likely the same as what passes with Your Lordship. When my word is given, it is good.
Montrose:
Well, you are to be congratulated on such cheaply-bought nobility.
 

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Last Action Hero  - Quotes

 Ripper:
Jack, what kept you? Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come. Gave him my word of honor he could watch you die. Lose the cannon.
Jack Slater:
Has he hurt you Andrew?
Ripper:
Hurt, Jack? You say hurt? What do you know about hurt, Jack? You put me in a cage for ten years.
Jack Slater:
You should've gotten the death penalty.
Ripper:
Yeah, shoulda, woulda, coulda, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Things crawling around on your head. Sitting on my chest when I wake up. You know what that's like, Jack? It was your illegal search, that rendered the bloody axe admissible. Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun. [Jack puts his gun on the ground]
Jack Slater:
Alright, I'm unarmed.
Ripper:
Just one gun, Jack? You gotta be kidding. [Jack removes nearly a dozen guns]
Ripper:
That all, sport?
Jack Slater:
Yup, that about does it. [pulls out grenade]
Jack Slater:
Oh, unless you consider this a weapon. [throws grenade at Ripper's feet]
Ripper:
Brilliant, brilliant, Jack. I surrender.
Jack Slater:
It's a live grenade.
Ripper:
Yeah right, Jack, right right right. You're gonna sacrifice your own child to get to me. I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it. Andy, pick up the grenade. [Andy slowly picks up the grenade]
Ripper:
Come on. Show it to me. That's good. Jack, that toy, can't hurt the boy. [flashes Axe]
Ripper:
But this one can.
 

P.S. I Love You  - Quotes

 Daniel Connelly:
I think you're a little bit perverted. I mean, you bring me to an Irish Famine Memorial...and we're eating corned beef sandwiches. That's pretty sick.
Holly Kennedy:
Gerry thought it was the best way to honor the dead...you know, show them how well we're doing.
 

United 93  - Quotes

 Honor Elizabeth Wainio:
Hi mom, it’s me... this really kind woman handed me the phone and told me to call you.
 

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Highlander: Endgame  - Quotes

 Duncan MacLeod:
[in a showdown with Jin Ke] Some people say you're a man of honor.
Jin Ke:
What do you know of honor?
Duncan MacLeod:
[seeing his words have had no effect] Oh great...
Jin Ke:
[fight starts until Duncan disarms Jin Ke] Honor is not in the weapon... it is in the man... [martial arts combat starts]
 

Bernard and Doris  - Quotes

 Waldo Taft:
President Bush wants to honor you at his next fundraiser. I think you should consider it.
Doris Duke:
Oh, that's sweet. Just tell him my dance card is full, thanks.
 

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Malcolm in the Middle  - Quotes

 Dewey:
Maybe we honor Reese the wrong way. Reese wasn't into helping people and doing good deeds. He loved to smash things and destroy stuff for no reason. If we want to honor Reese, maybe we should think about doing it his way.
Malcolm:
You have something in mind?
Dewey:
[shows him a brochure] This kind of caught my eye.
Malcolm:
An art fair?
Dewey:
Just think what Reese would have done with it. They've got fold dancing, dream catchers, face-painting...
Malcolm:
They are kind of begging for it. I don't know...
Dewey:
And rapping grannies.
Malcolm:
Let me see that!
 

The Insider  - Quotes

 Jeffrey Wigand:
So, what you're saying is it wasn't enough to fire me for no good reason. Now you question my integrity? On top of the humiliation of being fired, you threaten me? You threaten my family? It never crossed my mind not to honor my agreement. And I will tell you, Mr. Sandefur... and Brown & Williamson too - fuck me? Well, fuck you!
 

Scream 2  - Quotes

 Debbie:
Please Miss Weathers, it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.
Gale:
All right. Begin quote.
Debbie:
Great.
Gale:
Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!
 

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Redbelt  - Quotes

 Sondra Terry:
Officer Joe let the girl walk.
Mike Terry:
I suppose he did.
Sondra Terry:
That was generous of him.
Mike Terry:
Yeah, I think so.
Sondra Terry:
Why did he do that?
Mike Terry:
He didn't want to bring dishonor on the academy.
 

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Troy  - Quotes

 Hector:
All my life I've lived by a code and the code is simple: honor the gods, love your woman and defend your country. Troy is mother to us all. Fight for her!
 

Leprechaun 4: In Space  - Quotes

 Harold:
May I say what an honor is is to be working with such a great genius?
Dr. Mittenhand:
And may I say how much I loathe and despise toadies like you?
Harold:
Thank you. And may I say what an honor it is to be despised by such a magnificent mind?
Dr. Mittenhand:
Oh, shut up.
 

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The Simpsons Movie  - Quotes

 
[the Green Day barge is dissolving in polluted Lake Springfield]
Mike Dirnt:
Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  - Quotes

 
[upon realizing they are being watched by a couple of Japanese Honor guards]
Donatello:
Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi.
Raphael:
"Hello mustard?"
Donatello:
OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki...
Raphael:
[knocks them out cold] How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara?"
 

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Blood and Wine  - Quotes

 Victor:
There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth.
 

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Wind  - Quotes

 Morgan:
Gentlemen, you are all in a line of elite men, great men, who have defended the world's most enduring sporting record. It's an honor to know you, it's an honor to sail with you. Tradition has it that the first American skipper to ever loose the Cup will replace it with his own head in the trophy case. Gentlemen, my head is in your hands. Please be careful, I've become attached to it. I would propose a toast. The Cup.
All:
Hear! Hear! The Cup!
 

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Hard to Kill  - Quotes

 Capt. Dan Hulland:
[to a detective] You know how they said Storm was superhuman. You know why? He was jacked up on coke the whole time. [O'Malley overhears Hulland, and angrily confronts him]
Lt. Kevin O'Malley:
Let me tell you something. That was the cleanest man I ever knew. He had more honor and guts than this whole department put together. If I ever hear you talk that puke again, I'll lose my shield to put you where you belong.
 

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King  - Quotes

 Gimli:
They had no honor in life. They have none now in death.
 

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High Crimes  - Quotes

 Claire Kubik:
Agent Mullins! I just need a minute of your time!
FBI Agent Mullins:
Somehow I'm confident it's not my rugged good looks to which I owe the honor of this visit.
 

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