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Eleanor Duvall:
It's a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off!
Whitey:
It's okay Eleanore! It's okay!
Eleanor Duvall:
Whitey, thank god you're here! We're being robbed by a lunatic! Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes? They're soaking the carpet.
Whitey:
Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner.
Eleanor Duvall:
The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
Whitey:
His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay with us for a while.
Eleanor Duvall:
All right. But I'm taking an inventory of everything alive and accounted in this house.
Eleanor Duvall:
Look, he already stole something! He's hiding it in his jacket.

[When their son leaves home and moves into an apartment]
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
You did what?
Michael Kyle:
Actually, I didn't do anything. He said he wanted to leave, so I said goodbye.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
No, no, no, I know you better than that, Michael. You didn't just say fine, did you?
Michael Kyle:
Well, actually I said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out," like that.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Do you mean to tell me that you told MY SON "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista, and get the hell out" - to MY BABY.
Michael Kyle:
No, actually I said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, (pauses) and get the hell out. You forgot the "kick rocks." That's really important.
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Michael, How did he react when you said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out?"
Michael Kyle:
Actually, you left out the "hasta la vista"...
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Oh, Michael. Don't say it, again. [makes a diving motion]
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
I'm on edge, I swear.

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Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him
Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain't coming home
Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute
Mr. Finkle:
She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.

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Other Mr. Bobinsky:
[slurred voice] You think winning game is good thing? You just go home and be bored and neglected, same as always. Stay here with us. We will listen to you, and laugh with you. If you stay here, you can have whatever you want... always.
Coraline Jones:
You don't get it, do you?
Other Mr. Bobinsky:
I don't understand.
Coraline Jones:
Of course you don't understand. You're just a copy she made of the real Mr. B.
Other Mr. Bobinsky:
[voice distorts] Not even that... anymore...

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Jimmer Negamanee:
Shay, Reubensh.
Rueben Soady:
Yea?
Jimmer Negamanee:
Shince you ain't sherving shashties, I'd sure shike shome of those sherman shlapjakcs. [laughs]
Jimmer Negamanee:
I could eat shlapjacks every day of the weeksh, eh.
Rueben Soady:
Oh, I know you could, Jimmer.
Remnar Soady:
No, not flapjacks.
Jimmer Negamanee:
Ya'll don't like the shlapjacks?
Remnar Soady:
Macaroni and cheese, tank you very much.
Albert Soady:
With spam.
Remnar Soady:
With spam.
Jimmer Negamanee:
How'sh about shlapjacks with spam?
Rueben Soady:
Uh, fellas.
Albert Soady:
J-just spam for me.
Remnar Soady:
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Rueben Soady:
No flapjacks, no macaroni and cheese, and no spam.
Albert Soady:
No spam?
Rueben Soady:
Boys you are not only going to eat like kings, but that 2o bucks you was going to throw into the kiddie for pasties, keep it. I am about to feed the whole camp for all week for absolutely free.

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Nate:
So, so long, brother. You take it easy. You're home free.

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Kim Jong Il:
I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

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The Lady:
A boy, in the midwest of this land, will grow up in a home where your book will be on the shelf and spoken of often. He will grow up with these ideas in his head. He will grow into a great orator. He will speak and his words will be heard throughout this land and throughout the world. This boy will become leader of this country and begin a movement of great change. He will speak of you and your words and your book will be the seeds of many of his great thoughts. They will be the seeds of change.

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[Cliegg Lars is telling Anakin about what happened to Shmi]
Cliegg Lars:
It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere. A hunting party of Tusken Raiders. Your mother had gone out early, like she always did, to pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators. From the tracks, she was about halfway home when they took her. Those Tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. Thirty of us went out after her. Four of us came back. I'd be with them, only... after I lost my leg I just couldn't ride any more... until I heal. I don't want to give up on her, but she's been gone a month. There's little hope she's lasted this long. [Anakin gets up from the table]
Owen Lars:
Where are you going?
Anakin:
To find my mother.
Cliegg Lars:
Your mother's dead, son. Accept it.

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Jim's Dad:
Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim:
I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, i was trying to use lubricant.
Jim's Dad:
Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady:
**looking at Pussy Palace** Son, couldn;t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad:
Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady:
Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad:
Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim:
That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad:
Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is no a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do?

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[the Devil is reading Allison's diary]
Elliot Richards:
You can't read that, that's private stuff!
The Devil:
You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
Elliot Richards:
What?
The Devil:
Kidding.

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Eugene Cernan:
[about the Apollo 1 fire] It's a cliché to say they didn't die in vain, Grissom, White and Chaffee, but they truly didn't. If it weren't for their sacrifice, and the mistakes we made early on in Apollo to get to the Moon as quickly as we could, we probably would have lost somebody on the way. But they stimulated the re-design of this spacecraft to allow us to get there safely and return home and get the job done; you know, and those three guys have never received the tribute that I think they deserve.

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Mr. Shickadance:
Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura:
Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance:
Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura... [coughs in Ace's face]
Mr. Shickadance:
... you owe me rent.
Ace Ventura:
Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. [shows him a flyer]
Ace Ventura:
That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Mr. Shickadance:
I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura:
I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance:
Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura:
Fiber.

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Edward Nygma:
[during his introduction of "The Box"] Now, you can be a part of the action. Witness the entertainment in your living room. [presents "The Box"]
Edward Nygma:
The Box, in every home in America, and one day, the world.

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Captain Spaulding:
You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!
Killer Karl:
All right, Tippy! Hand over the cash box, and I might leave your brains inside your skull!
Captain Spaulding:
Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King. Why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass!
Killer Karl:
I don't like chicken! And I hate clowns!

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Bob Munro:
Yo, my mobile-homeboys, what's trippin' in the wood?
Hip Hop Wannabe:
This termite belong to you?
Bob Munro:
Yo, my man said...
Carl Munro:
[gets mad] Don't call him...
Bob Munro:
[restraints Carl] Easy! This my man C, he small but ferocious, but you dogs, you hardcore, where you from?
Hip Hop Wannabe:
Scottsdale!
Bob Munro:
Scottsdale! In the zoner, ya'll that's a hardcore hood, but you want take on my man C here, go ahead because you know, he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you, you gonna walk away maybe limp but I say talk to the hand, call waiting, 'cause he's out, boy is ou... I can't restrains him 'cause I'm conversatin' you right now to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level, as it were because we could be chillin' in our crib, not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu, and Westwood, you know. Mallin' it like we all can, boys to mensh, pimp my Mercedes, call me back, put you on hold, you know what I'm sayin'?
Hip Hop Wannabe:
Er... we gotta go. [leaves]
Bob Munro:
Mm-hmm, you better, man, don't make me call my lawyer, 'cause I'll audit!

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Dick Goodwin:
You know, money isn't everything.
Sandra Goodwin:
I'm not the one who came home with a Chrysler catalogue.

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Liz:
You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

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Mike Ramsey:
This is ridiculous.
Mike Eruzione:
Don't worry about it, Rammer. It'll be all right. Right OC?
Jack O'Callahan:
Herb's not gonna do a damn thing boys. He's just messing with our minds.
Jim Craig:
Oh, you think so, Jack?
Jack O'Callahan:
Yeah I do.
Jim Craig:
Well, we all know Herb made the Olympic team back in sixty.
Jack O'Callahan:
So?
Jim Craig:
So a week before the games, Coach Riley calls him in his office and sends him home.
Jack O'Callahan:
What's your point?
Jim Craig:
My point, Jack is that one week later Herb's home on his couch with his old man watching his team win the gold medal. Come that close and get nothing. He'll do whatever it takes. That's my point.

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Sonia Rand:
With TAMI's hard drive, all we need is another portal.
Jenny Krase:
That's easy let's go to Home Depot.
Sonia Rand:
There's one nearby at the University.
Jenny Krase:
A Home Depot?

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Security Receptionist:
I'm sorry sir, we don't have any openings.
Bircham:
You don't have any openings for a guy who can put on a blindfold, dismantle an AK-47, oil it up and reassemble it in under four minutes?
Security Receptionist:
I'm afraid...
Bircham:
No openings for someone who can slip in under cover of darkness, garrote his target with piano wire, and escape undetected, you don't have any openings for someone like that?
Security Receptionist:
Sir...
Bircham:
A man who put his ass on the line for two tours in Vietnam, so you could go home to your lesbian partner, and live in a judgment-free society. No openings for someone like that?

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[after being shot]
Mask:
Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. [cough, cough]
Mask:
Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. [cough cough]
Mask:
Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas [cough, cough]
Mask:
Tell Scarlett I do give a damn. [coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts]
Mask:
Pardon me. [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]
Mask:
Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

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Aileen:
[both characters break down in each other's arms] You'll come back to me and, you'll come back?
Selby:
[pause] Okay.
Aileen:
This will all, this will all pass, you know? You can go back home for a while, and when you come back here- and we, and we go far far away...

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Arthur:
Knights! The gift of freedom is yours by right. But the home we seek resides not in some distant land, it's in us, and in our actions on this day! If this be our destiny, then so be it. But let history remember, that as free men, we chose to make it so!

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Captain Miller:
This Ryan better be worth it. He'd better go home and cure some disease or invent a longer-lasting lightbulb or something. 'Cause the truth is, I wouldn't trade 10 Ryans for one Vecchio or one Caparzo.
Sergeant Horvath:
Amen.

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[Karl has given Sarah a lift home after the Christmas party. They are standing on her doorstep]
Karl:
Well, I-I'd better go.
Sarah:
Okay.
Karl:
Goodnight.
Sarah:
Goodnight. [he gives her a quick peck on the cheek, then they begin to kiss passionately]
Karl:
Actually, I don't *have* to go.
Sarah:
Right. Good.
Karl:
I mean...
Sarah:
No-no that's good. Just, um, would you excuse me for one second? Just...
Karl:
Sure. [she moves round the corner, out of sight of Karl, dances a little jig for joy, then returns]
Sarah:
Um, okay, that's done. Um, why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds.

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Senior Ed Bloom:
I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo, they speak only French.
Josephine:
Really?
Senior Ed Bloom:
You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.
Will Bloom:
Why not religion, Dad?
Senior Ed Bloom:
It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.
Will Bloom:
Josephine actually went to the Congo last year.
Senior Ed Bloom:
Oh, so you know.

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Barry:
We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed?
Barry:
[screaming] Helen?
Helen:
I'll never mention it again.
Barry:
We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave.
Ray:
Agreed.
Barry:
Julie? [Julie nods her head in agreement]
Barry:
[livid] Don't you nod your head, you fuckin say it.
Julie:
[somber] Yeah okay.
Barry:
[Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car] We take this to our grave, let me hear it.
Ray:
Let her go Barry.
Barry:
You fucking say it!
Julie:
Okay Barry, we take this to the grave.

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[from trailer]
Max:
I'm Max. I'm an explorer. I traveled by sea. I used to travel by air.
KW:
Obviously you have no home or family.
Max:
Well, I had one of those but...
KW:
But you ate 'em all?
Max:
No! I have no plans to eat anyone.

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Duff:
All right American beef cattle, just stay calm, and you'll all get to go home to your precious TV dinners!

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Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
Would you go to war to do that?
CIA Agent Mr. Young:
I have.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
Well, I have, too. Would you do it again...? Isn't that why you're here? I guess so. And if you go to war again, who is it going to be against? Your "ability to fight a Two-ocean War" against who? Sweden and Togo? Who you sitting here to Go To War Against? That time has passed. It's passed. It's over. The war of the future is nuclear terrorism. It is and it will be against a small group of dissidents who, unbeknownst, perhaps, to their own governments, have blah blah blah. And to go to that war, you've got to be prepared. You have to be alert, and the public has to be alert. Cause that is the war of the future, and if you're not gearing up, to fight that war, eventually the axe will fall. And you're gonna be out in the street. And you can call this a "drill," or you can call it "job security," or you can call it anything you like. But I got one for you: you said, "Go to war to protect your Way of Life," well, Chuck, this is your way of life. Isn't it? And if there ain't no war, then you, my friend, can go home and prematurely take up golf. Because there ain't no war but ours.

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Professor Snape:
You were seen. By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born!
Ron:
Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
Professor Snape:
Silence! I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home tonight!

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Dr. Tunde:
But what about them?
Jazmin Biltmore:
Who?
Dr. Tunde:
Them! [looks at camera]
Jazmin Biltmore:
[turns to camera] Ohh, them. Uhh, for all of you freaky deaky, nasty minded voyeurs [sic]
Jazmin Biltmore:
out there
Dr. Tunde:
[interrupts] It's voyeur, it's French
Jazmin Biltmore:
...Okay, them too. Ya'll too. For all of ya'll out there wanting to see Jaz finally get her groove on, [laughs]
Jazmin Biltmore:
well this is PG-13. So if you want to see some more freaky deaky, go home and be with the one you love [claps twice, lights go out]

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Raphael:
[Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!
Leonardo:
Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?
Raphael:
Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Leonardo:
HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael:
And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!
Leonardo:
YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly... [sternly]
Leonardo:
I'm better than you.
Raphael:
[laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother? [pulls out his sais]
Raphael:
I'd have to disagree with you on that one. [he gets into a stance]
Leonardo:
Don't do this, Raph.
Raphael:
I'm done takin' orders. [Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]

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David Dobel:
Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact if I'm not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together.

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Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
So stop me if I got this wrong. Now the fire is almost out, you're upstairs on the unburned floor checking for heat, is that correct? And you've been told by your Battalion Chief, your Captain and by me not to do nothin', right? Not to do nothin' until ordered. That's correct, right?
Candidate:
Yes, sir.
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
Ok. But now the itch starts. The 'Glory Boy' flash starts. 'Hey, I'm a hero. Heroes don't just stand around.' You can tell me, that's what it was, wasn't it?
Candidate:
Yes, sir.
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline? [shouting]
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
Was that BEFORE OR AFTER you noticed you were standing in a lake of GASOLINE, YOU IDIOT?
Candidate:
Before, sir.
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
You could have burned or killed or crispened half that company! To say nothing of the fact that you wrecked the physical evidence that I use to prove that it's arson, and you know how goddamned hard it is to determine the cause of these fires! Now you go home and you think about that!

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Claire Wellington:
I was the world's foremost brain surgeon and genetic engineer. I had top-secret contracts with the Pentagon, Apple and Mattel. I was driven. Exhausted. Until late one night, I came home to find... [stunned]
Claire Wellington:
Mike... with Patricia. My brilliant... blond... 21-year-old research assistant. It was all so... [in a deep manly voice]
Claire Wellington:
... ugly. [Continues in a disconnectedly happy voice]
Claire Wellington:
Then early the next morning, as I gazed across the breakfast table at their lifeless bodies, I thought... "What have I done?" But more importantly... what could I do to make the world more beautiful?

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Noelle De Angelo:
Winter has locked us in its icy embrace. The pelts of the animals are thick and bluish and our home is blanketed with snow. Papa calls it "limbo" because it sure isn't heaven and it's too cold to be hell. Mother wondered about purgatory, but he said no. Purgatory has an end to it. "Don't torture me so," said Mother.

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James Bond:
Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.
Miss Moneypenny:
Thank you, James.
James Bond:
Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny:
I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond:
Moneypenny, I'm devastated.

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Santiago Munez:
I don't know where home is.
Roz Harmison:
Yeah ya do. It's green an' it's got a goal post at each end.

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Spitzer:
My junior prom I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV-Land.
Shaun:
I watched my junior prom from outside in the bushes for three hours.
Spitzer:
Oh, that's so Stella Dallas!

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Angela:
What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. Love should have brought your ass home last night.

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[Lois, Carl, Ginger, and Hoodsey are watching old home movies. In the movie, Grandma Foutley is tossing Carl up in the air. She throws him into a ceiling lamp]
Carl Foutley:
Hey!
Ginger Foutley:
That certainly explains a lot.

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Cohee Lundin:
[Explaining how Alyssa's High-School nickname "Finger-Cuffs" came to be] Alyssa Jones? Shit I know Alyssa Jones, I mean I KNOW Alyssa Jones! Know what I'm sayin'? Me and Rick Darris used to hang around her house after school and shit cause her parents were like never home and shit. One day Rick just whips it out and starts rubbin it on her leg and shit, starts chasin her around the living room. I was dyin. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She drops to her knees and she just starts suckin him off. Right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there man. I almost died. But that's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part was Rick, man, right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he says 'Cohee!' Just like that, 'Co-Hee!' So I'm like, "Yo ill give it a shot." So I start pullin' her pants down and shit. All slow cause I'm figurin' any minute she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth and shit right? But yo check this shit out man. Shes all into it. She doesn't even try to stop me or nothin'. Shes all wet and shit and I just start going to work, Know what I'm sayin? Me and Rick are just going to town on this crazy bitch and shes just loving it, all moaning and shit, it was fucked up! So Ricks the one that came up with the nickname, cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-damned Chinese finger cuffs!

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Aristotle:
Although an inferior race, the Persians control at least four fifths of the known world. But, is it possible that the source of Egypt's mighty river Nile could rise in these distant mountains of the outer Earth? If so, an experienced navigator could find his way here, by this river, east, down into the great plains of India, out into the eastern ocean and end of the world, and by this route, up the Nile, back to Egypt, into the Middle Sea and home to Greece.

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Gus Freely - TV Reporter:
Hospital sources have no explanation for the sudden disappearance of the mysterious man now known as 'The Flamer'. He was last seen here... captured on a home video camera running in flames through Arlington National Cemetery. Police have been searching the hospital and the area for the human torch, but they are no leads at present.

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Heywood:
[talking about Fat Ass] Hey Tyrell. You pulling infirmary duty this week?
Tyrell:
[nods] Yep.
Heywood:
How's that winning horse of mine doing?
Tyrell:
Dead. Hadley busted up his head pretty good. Doc went home for the night. Poor bastard laid there till this morning. By then, there was nothing we could do.

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Nick:
[Rapping During Credits] While you're sitting at home livin' off ramen noodles, I'm in my Lexus finger bangin' poodles.

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George:
My dad used to play this game... I never really understood what it was until after he was gone...
Sam:
I was holding for somebody else; it wasn't even mine!
George:
THE GAME was to make me smaller than he was. Smaller. Always smaller. No matter what! He could be almost invisible as a human being, but... I still had to be smaller. So that i-if I got good grades in school, then I was a pussy for not playing football, or-or if I... cut my hair for him, it was never short enough. Or if I shaved my head then I looked like a psycho. I never won the game, never! And if he couldn't... make me smaller with words...
Sam:
...I'll have to pay him back.
George:
Sam... I won't ever hit you. Ever. I don't want you smaller. I want you to be happy and you're not. Not here with me, not home with your mother, not alone, not anywhere. You're what I was most of my life, Sam. I see it in your eyes, in your sleep, in your answer to everything! You're barely alive!
Sam:
[whispers] I'm not even listening.

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Millie:
Sam, what's going on here with George?
Sam:
Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just a joke.
Millie:
What kind of joke?
Sam:
Well, we are planning on stripping him, throwing him in the river, and then we are gonna make him run home naked. We have a plan and it involves a dare.
Millie:
A dare?
Sam:
Yeah. See, the only reason I didn't tell you before... [Sam gets interrupted by Millie]
Millie:
Who said I wanted to be a part of this?
Sam:
What about this? [Sam snaps his fingers]
Millie:
What's that?
Sam:
If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?
Millie:
It's totally mean, Sam.
Sam:
He's mean.
Millie:
He's a stupid fat kid. He's got problems, but he's obviously... Promise me you won't do anything to him.
Sam:
It's not just me.
Millie:
Promise me or I go back to the car.
Sam:
All right, I promise. I'll tell Rocky.

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James Clayton:
You said you wanted to go home and have comfort sex. Did you?

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Pleakley:
Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us come home with her this time! [Jumba and Pleakley watch the GCW's ship blast off]
Pleakley:
[sigh] I'll get the wig...

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Christian:
Look, if there's a problem, I could come back.
Elder Aaron Davis:
Look, maybe I'm just homesick.
Christian:
Homesick? For Idaho?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Okay, fine, but...
Christian:
I'm sorry, that came out wrong. I'm... It's just... When I left home, it was just 'zoom', like a rocket. But if you've never been away from home before... Have you?
Elder Aaron Davis:
What? I've been away from home, just not for two whole years.
Christian:
[in an English accent] 'Could be worse, could be raining.'
Elder Aaron Davis:
That's Young Frankenstein.
Christian:
Yeah. So two years, huh?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Yeah. We're not allowed to call or go home in the holidays and they're not allowed to visit.
Christian:
Wow, where do I sign up?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Hey. Happen to like my family. 'After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.'
Christian:
[confused for a while, then gets it] Psycho, that's Psycho, right? 'She goes a bit mad sometimes. We all go a bit mad sometimes.' [Aaron laughs]
Christian:
Least you got your friends here, right?
Elder Aaron Davis:
What, Ryder? No. We just got assigned to each other a few weeks ago.
Christian:
Oh. Well, better you than me.

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Bobby Long:
Think she'll come right home?
Lawson Pines:
Where else would a teenage girl go but straight home to her endlessly entertaining middle-age room mates?

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[first title cards]
Title card:
It is almost 100 years since Christian armies from Europe seized Jerusalem.
Title card:
Europe suffers in the grip of repression and poverty. Peasant and lord alike flee to the Holy Land in search of fortune or salvation.
Title card:
One Knight returns home in search of his son.
Title card:
France 1184

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Elaine Miller:
May I speak with William, please?
Sapphire:
He's not here. He's down in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot?... Hello?
Elaine Miller:
No, this is not Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message for me? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Sapphire:
All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know men, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. I mean, you created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, he's having a great time, he's doing a good job, and don't worry - he's still a virgin. And we're all looking out for him. And that's more than I've ever even said to my own parents, so there you go... This is the maid speaking, by the way.

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Larry The Cable Guy:
I can't stand the hot dogs at Home Depot, they go right through you. I ate one and twenty minutes later I had a big brown snake playing "peek-a-boo". And somebody at Home Depot has to put up a sign that says the toilets over there are for display ONLY!

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[Jordan finishes a story of a recent kidnapping]
Samuel:
So what happened?
Jordan:
Family paid the ransom. And they sent the kid home after a couple of days... minus an ear, of course.

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Cheryl:
Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?
Big Haired Woman:
What? Are you going to do my hair?
Cheryl:
No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?
Big Haired Woman:
No.
Cheryl:
It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

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Sydney Fife:
You get home safe, Pistol.
Peter Klaven:
You got it, Joben.
Sydney Fife:
I'm sorry, what?
Peter Klaven:
Er... nothing.
Sydney Fife:
No, what did you say?
Peter Klaven:
Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.

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