Rita Boyle: ...life's a busman's holiday with you!
Arthur Clutten: You on holiday too, Mr Cooper? Michael Cooper: No, I'm afraid not, I'm actually running away. Arthur Clutten: From what? Michael Cooper: Love, Mr Rigby, you must have been in love. If it doesn't work out you either kill yourself or you run away to forget. And its not in my religion to try suicide. Arthur Clutten: Sometimes living can be just as painful.
Villiers: [calling M up in the middle of the night] He's in the Bahamas. M: You woke me to share his holiday plans?
Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.
Damien Wiles: [voice in Bishop's telephone] Garrett Hotel, front desk in one half hour. Malik Bishop: Mm-mm. No, I don't work on holidays. Damien Wiles: It says here you work on Sundays *and* holidays. I got it right here. Malik Bishop: No, shoot, Man, get Sala. He works on Sundays *and* holidays. Damien Wiles: A special two-hour "Homicide" is coming on tonight. He won't come. Malik Bishop: Listen, f*** that. Get the Milkman. He don't even celebrate holidays. Damien Wiles: He's in D.C. Malik Bishop: D.C.? Everybody flying to D.C... No, man, how am I gonna get down to some 'telly? I got greens on right now. Damien Wiles: Holiday pay. Malik Bishop: [Voiceover, to the audience] Well, after a little arm-twisting, I decided to do it. Hell, holiday pay seemed pretty good to me, 'specially since I was planning to disappear after this job. A little extra padding in the nest egg wouldn't hurt nobody.
[first lines] Sam Krichinsky: I came to America in 1914 - by way of Philadelphia. That's where I got off the boat. And then I came to Baltimore. It was the most beautiful place you ever seen in your life. There were lights everywhere! What lights they had! It was a celebration of lights! I thought they were for me, Sam, who was in America. Sam was in America! I didn't know what holiday it was, but there were lights. And I walked under them. The sky exploded, people cheered, there were fireworks! What a welcome it was, what a welcome!
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [talking on the phone] I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light. JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal: So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"? Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Right.
[first lines] Santa: 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.
Asha: A holiday in Goa.
Malik: As a black man in America, my stress comes from everywhere. Recognize. Take a look around you. Look at this, Columbus, it disgusts me. Fool wasn't nothin' but a thief, mass murder. He done slaughtered millions of native Americans, and we done got a holiday and university named after his honor.
Lewis: I get turned down more times than the beds at the Holiday Inn.
Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
Holiday Speaker: Our round the world cruise started in Skipton. When we booked the tickets. That's them. They were a special offer and it was essential, my wife told me, to book them before the 25th of the month...
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