J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 But while I was sitting down, I saw something that drove me crazy. Somebody'd written 'fuck you' on the wall. It drove me damn near crazy. I thought how Phoebe and all the other little kids would see it, and how they'd wonder what the hell it meant, and then finally some dirty kid would tell them 

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Jenny Downham  - Quotes

 Hold my hand. Don't let go. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 People are always ruining things for you. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate everybody in the world, I swear you did. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up. 

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Lauren Barnholdt  - Quotes

 a) he's late.

b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off.

c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead.



The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)
 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the  

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I don't hate too many guys. What I may do, I may hate them for a little while, like this guy Stradlater I knew at Pencey, and this other boy, Robert Ackley. I hate them once in a while 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And then you're not as good any more. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 People always clap for the wrong things. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 The trouble with girls is, if they like a boy, no matter how big a bastard he is, they'll say he has an inferiority complex, and if they don't like him, no matter how nice a guy he is, or how big an inferiority complex he has, they'll say he's conceited. Even smart girls do it. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. 

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Kim Edwards  - Quotes

 You hold me at arm's length. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.  

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 When I was all set to go, when I had my bags and all, I stood for a while next to the stairs and took a last look down the goddam corridor. I was sort of crying. I don't know why. I put my red hunting hat on, and turned the peak around to the back, the way I liked it, and then I yelled at the top of my goddam voice,  

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil in people's cars. I didn't care what kind of job it was, though. Just so people didn't know me and I didn't know anybody. I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Sleep tight, ya morons! 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 When the weather's nice, my parents go out quite frequently and stick a bunch of flowers on old Allie's grave. I went with them a couple of times, but I cut it out. In the first place, I don't enjoy seeing him in that crazy cemetery. Surrounded by dead guys and tombstones and all. It wasn't too bad when the sun was out, but twice 

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Jodi Picoult  - Quotes

 I suddenly remember being very little and being embraced by my father. I would try to put my arms around my father's waist, hug him back. I could never reach the whole way around the equator of his body; he was that much larger than life. Then one day, I could do it. I held him, instead of him holding me, and all I wanted at that moment was to have it back the other way. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I don't even know what I was running for 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. 

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 Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something. Jane was different. We'd get into a goddam movie or something, and right away we'd start holding hands, and we wouldn't quit till the movie was over. And without changing the position or making a big deal out of it. You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls, girls that looked like they'd be bitches if you knew them. It was really nice sightseeing, if you know what I mean. In a way, it was sort of depressing, too, because you kept wondering what the hell would happen to all of them. When they got out of school and college, I mean. You figured most of them would probably marry dopey guys. Guys that always talk about how many miles they get to a gallon in their goddam cars. Guys that get sore and childish as hell if you beat them at golf, or even just some stupid game like ping-pong. Guys that are very mean. Guys that never read books. Guys that are very boring 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Women kill me. They really do. I don't mean I'm oversexed or anything like that 

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Brian Celio  - Quotes

 I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me! 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I was trying to feel some kind of good-by. I mean I 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 People never notice anything. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 ertaking parlors all over the country that you could get members of your family buried for about five bucks apiece. You should see old Ossenburger. He probably just shoves them in a sack and dumps them in the river. Anyway, he gave Pencey a pile of dough, and they named our wing alter him. The first football game of the year, he came up to school in this big goddam Cadillac, and we all had to stand up in the grandstand and give him a locomotive 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was. Nobody'd move. You could go there a hundred thousand times, and that Eskimo would still be just finished catching those two fish, the birds would still be on their way south, the deers would still be drinking out of that water hole, with their pretty antlers and they're pretty, skinny legs, and that squaw with the naked bosom would still be weaving that same blanket. Nobody's be different. The only thing that would be different would be you. Not that you'd be so much older or anything. It wouldn't be that, exactly. You'd just be different, that's all. You'd have an overcoat this time. Or the kid that was your partner in line the last time had got scarlet fever and you'd have a new partner. Or you'd have a substitute taking the class, instead of Miss Aigletinger. Or you'd heard your mother and father having a terrific fight in the bathroom. Or you'd just passed by one of those puddles in the street with gasoline rainbows in them. I mean you'd be different in some way 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It's one of those places that are supposed to be very sophisticated and all, and the phonies are coming in the window. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 It always smelled like it was raining outside, even if it wasn't, and you were in the only nice, dry, cosy place in the world. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 Or you'd just passed by one of those puddles in the street with gasoline rainbows in them. I mean you'd be different in some way 

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