Couples Retreat - Quotes

 Dave:
You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
 

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Leonardo DiCaprio - Quotes

 I cheated a lot, because I just couldn't sit and do homework. I usually sat next to someone extremely smart. 

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Swordfish - Quotes

 Gabriel:
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Stanley:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Gabriel:
Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?



Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath

such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 So, good night unto you all.

Give me your hands, if we be friends,

and Robin shall restore amends. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is herd no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and furry signafying nothing. 

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Family Matters - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.
 

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Anna Faris - Quotes

 I was never the class clown or anything like that. When I was growing up and doing theatre in Seattle I was always doing very dramatic work. Now I can't get a dramatic role to save my life! 

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John Tucker Must Die - Quotes

 Kate:
I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
Crying Waitress:
He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles]
Crying Waitress:
And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.
Kate:
How'd you learn all this stuff?
Crying Waitress:
[sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying]
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man. 

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William Shakespeare - Quotes

 If one good deed in all my life I did,

I do repent it from my very soul. 

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Shelley Winters - Quotes

 I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and a progressive religious experience. 

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Shakespeare in Love - Quotes

 Philip Henslowe:
Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
Hugh Fennyman:
So what do we do?
Philip Henslowe:
Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.
Hugh Fennyman:
How?
Philip Henslowe:
I don't know. It's a mystery.
 

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Get Over It - Quotes

 Felix Woods:
Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...
Dennis Wallace:
Gay?
Felix Woods:
See, now that's what they want you to think.
 

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The Sisters - Quotes

 Marcia Prior Glass:
I'm really just a good girl who's more comfortable fighting with her husband than cheating on him. I guess I'd rather be a bitch then a slut...
Vincent Antonelli:
Does caring for someone make you a slut?
Marcia Prior Glass:
No. Expressing it does.
 

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Amanda Righetti - Quotes

 One time, I had this boyfriend who cheated on me. I cheated back and then we broke up and then got back together. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear. 

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Family Matters - Quotes

 Waldo:
Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!
 

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Little Children - Quotes

 Sarah Pierce:
I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it, myself. When I read it in grad school, Madam Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man; makes one foolish mistake after another; but when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped! She has a choice: she can either accept a life of misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle.
Mary Ann:
Some struggle. Hop into bed with every guy who says hello.
Sarah Pierce:
She fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic in her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist.
Mary Ann:
Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist?
Sarah Pierce:
No, no, it's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
Mary Ann:
Maybe I didn't understand the book!
 

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Tombstone - Quotes

 Doc Holliday:
[taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
 

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Saw III - Quotes

 Jigsaw:
[after Amanda gets shot] Amanda... It's OK. This was your test. Your game. I was testing you. I took you in. I selected you for the honor of carrying on my life's work. But you didn't. You didn't test anyone's will to live. Instead you took away their only chance. Your games were unwinnable, your subjects merely victims. In my desperation I decided to give you one last chance. So I put everything in place. You didn't know that Lynn and Jeff were husband and wife. I had to keep that from you for the purposes of my game. I had to leave out the ruined marriage, the cheating wife, the vengeful husband, the neglected daughter and I let you make your own choices. I wanted you to succeed... You couldn't. [Amanda begins to collapse and die]
Jigsaw:
God... [Amanda finally dies]
Jigsaw:
Game over.
 

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Jasper Fforde - Quotes

 I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times. 

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Final Destination - Quotes

 Bludworth:
[to Alex] You already did that by walking off the plane. Now you gotta out when and how it'll come back at you. Play your hunch, Alex. If you think you can get away from it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to fuck with that MacDaddy.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out. 

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A Martinez - Quotes

 (on acting with John Wayne) John Wayne was my father's favorite actor, and we went to the local drive-in theatre to see every one of his movies. We'd have to wear our pajamas, cause we'd always fall asleep in the car on the way home, and when I actually met "The Duke" I had the strangest sense of deja vu, like I was still wearing those pajamas.  

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Nobody Knows Anything! - Quotes

 Jimmy:
I still don't see how renting is funny.
Virus:
Well it's not funny. It's cheating.
Jimmy:
But funny and cheating are synonyms
Virus:
Whatever.
Jimmy:
"Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.
 

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GoldenEye - Quotes

 James Bond:
Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.
Miss Moneypenny:
Thank you, James.
James Bond:
Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny:
I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond:
Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. 

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Seven Years in Tibet - Quotes

 Dalai Lama:
...You can not ask a devout people to disregard a precious teaching.
Heinrich Harrer:
Yes but Your Holiness, with due respect, erm, we can't possibly [laughs]
Heinrich Harrer:
I'm sorry, but we can't possibly save all the worms! Not if you want a theater in this lifetime.
Dalai Lama:
You have a clever mind. Think of a solution. And in the meantime you can explain to me, what is an elevator.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That 

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Phone Booth - Quotes

 The Caller:
Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu:
I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller:
Oh then what do you call it?
Stu:
Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
The Caller:
[laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu:
Oh fuck you!
The Caller:
Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
 

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The Longest Yard - Quotes

 Brucie:
[Brucie is about to kick off] Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis- 

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Haruki Murakami - Quotes

 Hatsumi had a pretty good idea that Nagasawa was sleeping around, but she never complained to him. She was seriously in love with him, but she never made demands.



'I don't deserve a girl like Hatsumi,' Nagasawa once said to me. I had to agree with him. 

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Edward Albee - Quotes

 I am not interested in living in a city

where there isn't a production by Samuel Beckett running. 

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Iris Murdoch - Quotes

 The theatre is certainly a place for learning about the brevity of human glory: oh all those wonderful glittering absolutely vanished pantomime! Now I shall abjure magic and become a hermit : put myself in a situation where I can honestly say that I have nothing else to do but to learn to be good. 

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EuroTrip - Quotes

 Scott:
What do you mean you're dumping me?
Fiona:
Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
Scott:
What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona:
I know. That's what makes this so hard.
 

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Little Athens - Quotes

 Heather:
Are you cheating on me?
Derek:
Noooo
Heather:
So you're not cheating on me?
Derek:
You're starting to annoy me.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I think: I would like to take N back to a story right now, like a rake.

I would say,  

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Dracula: Dead and Loving It - Quotes

 
[Dracula is hypnotizing a valet at the theatre where Doctor Seward is enjoying an opera]
Dracula:
You vill tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you. [the valet goes to open Seward's chambers and nods her head. She opens the curtain to Seward's chambers and stands there with her mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain]
Usherette:
[noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir?
Dracula:
[mimicking her] Can I help you sir? [normally]
Dracula:
What's wrong with you, why did you not tell him?
Usherette:
About what?
Dracula:
About the message!
Usherette:
For whom?
Dracula:
Never mind! I vill tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!
Usherette:
No tip?
Dracula:
Ah! That, you remember!
 

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William Trevor - Quotes

 He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of different temperaments and characters had been inspired to have lovers at his expense. He should be telling her, with the warmth of her body warming his, that his second wife had confessed to greater sexual pleasure when she remembered that she was deceiving him. 

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Osmosis Jones - Quotes

 
[Osmosis is at the theater watching one of Frank's dreams when the screen appears to burn up]
Osmosis:
Thrax is alive! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!
Cell:
Oh, sure, pal! Spoil the ending.
 

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Camp Nowhere - Quotes

 Dennis Van Welker:
Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?
"Mud":
No...
Dennis Van Welker:
[shouts] Talk loud enough for people to hear you!
"Mud":
OK... so...
"Mud":
[shouts] Are you gonna help me?
Dennis Van Welker:
Much better... No.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid. 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I look at other people, I automatically form thought bubbles over their heads. Happy Couple With Stroller. Innocent Teenage Girl With Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her. Content Grandmother And Grandfather Visiting Town Where Their Grandchildren Live With Intact Parents. Secure Housewife With Big Diamond. Undamaged Group Of Young Men On Skateboards. Good Man With Baby In BabyBj 

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Tom Stoppard - Quotes

 We're actors--we're the opposite of people. 

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A Little Night Music - Quotes

 Frederik Egerman:
They told me at the theater where to find you.
Desiree Armfeldt:
Fredrik!
Frederik Egerman:
Hello, Desiree.
Desiree Armfeldt:
So it was you! I peered and peered and said, "Is it? Can it be? Is it possible?" Then of course, when you walked out after five minutes, I was sure.
Frederik Egerman:
Was my record that bad?
Desiree Armfeldt:
Terrible. You walked out on my Hedda in Helsingborg, and my sensational Phaedra in Eskilstuna.
 

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Stephen Sondheim - Quotes

 Music blows lyrics up very quickly, and suddenly they become more than art. They become pompous and they become self-conscious ... I firmly believe that lyrics have to breathe and give the audience's ear a chance to understand what's going on. Particularly in the theater, where you not only have the music, but you've got costume, story, acting, orchestra. There's a lot to take in. 

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Nicholas Nickleby - Quotes

 Nicholas:
[on why he must leave the theatre troupe] Tis a family drama.
Mrs. Crummles:
Those are always popular.
 

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Walking Shadow - Quotes

 Spenser:
Because you're on the board of the Port City Theater, and because the director thinks he's being stalked, I have to endure two hours of lousy drama?
Susan Silverman:
No. Because Jimmy Christopholous is a friend, because you are my honey, because sleuthing is your business, and because you will enjoy the ultimate theater party for two this evening.
 

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The TV Set - Quotes

 Richard McCallister:
[Re scheduling] Why not "The Wexler Chronicles"?
Lenny:
Against "Infidelity 101"? We'll get killed.
Richard McCallister:
Well, we'll do better than we will with "Cheating Heart." You said so yourself, Lenny. "Sex will always beat disgusting foods. But in a fight between sex and sex, the sexier show will win," and they have the sexier show. Seems to me that the only way to counter them is to go with an actual scripted story with characters and... *stories* and things. If only for the 35-and-ups. At least we'll do some kind of number.
Vernon Maxwell:
It's an interesting thought, Lenny. FDrom an ad sales perspective, we'll take the high-end cars, the insurance companies.
Exec. #3:
Uh, maybe pharmaceuticals, even?
Lenny:
Yeah. It's just so fucking artsy and... [disgustedly]
Lenny:
smart.
Vernon Maxwell:
Well, I'm sure you'll rein it in.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I should have known then it wasn 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 I know one thing about men, 

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Suzanne Finnamore - Quotes

 This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together. 

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