Ashley Tisdale  - Quotes

 I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I want my fans to know the truth. I'm not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me. 

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The Soloist  - Quotes

 Steve Lopez:
'Points West' by Steve Lopez. A year ago, I met a man who was down on his luck and thought I might be able to help him. I don't know that I have. Yes, my friend Mr. Ayers now sleeps inside. He has a key. He has a bed. But his mental state, and his well-being, are as precarious now as they were the day we met. There are people who tell me I've helped him. Mental health experts who say that the simple act of being someone's friend can change his brain chemistry, improve his functioning in the world. I can't speak for Mr. Ayers in that regard. Maybe our friendship has helped him. But maybe not. I can, however, speak for myself. I can tell you that by witnessing Mr. Ayers's courage, his humility, his faith in the power of his art, I've learned the dignity of being loyal to something you believe in. Of holding onto it, above all else. Of believing, without question, that it will carry you home.
 

Juno  - Quotes

 Juno MacGuff:
I'm pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker:
What should we do?
Juno MacGuff:
Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Paulie Bleeker:
Typically, yeah... Yeah that's what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant.
 



The Big Lebowski  - Quotes

 Walter Sobchak:
[looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung] Does he still write?
Pilar, Sellers' Housekeeper:
Oh no no, he has health problems.
 

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Athlete  - Quotes

 Cancer Survivor:
Health is a gift. It's something I'm not sure I fully appreciated until the day it was taken away. And then, that's when the journey begins.
 

Sicko  - Quotes

 
[Linda Peeno speaking before Congress]
Linda Peeno:
My name is Linda Peeno. I am here primarily today to make a public confession: In the Spring of 1987, as a physician, I denied a man a necessary operation that would of saved his life, and thus caused his death. No person, and no group has held me accountable for this, because in fact, what I did was I saved a company a half a million dollars for this. And for the more, this particular act secured my reputation as a good medical director, and it insured my continued advancement in the health care field. I went from making a few hundred dollars a week as a medical reviewer, to an escalating six-figure income as a physician executive. In all my work, I had one primary duty, and that was to use my medical expertise for the financial benefit for the organization which I worked. And I was told repeatedly that I was not denying care, I was simply denying payment. I know how managed care maims and kills patients. So I am here to tell you about the dirty work of managed care. And I'm haunted by the thousands of pieces of paper in which I have written that deadly word - "denied".
 

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby  - Quotes

 Ricky Bobby:
I came here to tell you one thing. Come race time tomorrow I'm coming for you.
Jean Girard:
Do you know why I came to America Monsieur Bobby?
Ricky Bobby:
Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America.
Jean Girard:
I came here for you to beat me.
Ricky Bobby:
What are you talking about?
Jean Girard:
My husband Gregory and I want only that what every other couple wants. To tame komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet but before I can do that...
Ricky Bobby:
That's dumb.
Jean Girard:
It's not dumb.
Ricky Bobby:
It is dumb.
Jean Girard:
Why is it dumb?
Ricky Bobby:
I don't know.
Jean Girard:
But before I can do that I must be beaten by a driver who is truly better than me.
Ricky Bobby:
You saying you're going to lose to me on purpose?
Jean Girard:
No.
Ricky Bobby:
No?
Jean Girard:
NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart and you will probably lose. But maybe, just maybe. You might challenge me. The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby:
Wow I feel like I'm in the Highlander.
Jean Girard:
What's the Highlander?
Ricky Bobby:
It's a movie.
Jean Girard:
Oh any good?
Ricky Bobby:
Very good. It won the academy award.
Jean Girard:
Oh for what?
Ricky Bobby:
Best movie ever made. Look I came here to tell you tomorrow I'm coming for you.
Jean Girard:
May god be with you Monsieur Bobby. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!
Ricky Bobby:
Alright.
 

Bruce Almighty  - Quotes

 Bruce:
So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Mama Kowolski:
Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in pastry but I say no, is big chocolate sprinkle, but he shut store down. So we clean up, make big cookie for to bring customers back.
Bruce:
Let's try that again, shall we?
Bruce:
[New take] So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Mama Kowolski:
So all the children in the neighborhood will be happy?
Bruce:
And isn't it nice to see all their smiling faces?
Vol Kowolski:
I work in back. I see no smiles.
 

The Insider  - Quotes

 Mike Wallace:
Am I missing something?
John Harris:
What do you mean, Mike?
Mike Wallace:
I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a break! I mean, this is a public health issue! Like an unsafe airframe on a passenger jet or some company dumping cyanide into the East River, issues like that! He can talk, we can air it! They've got no right to hide behind a "corporate agreement"! Pass the milk.
 

Grace of My Heart  - Quotes

 Joel Millner:
You look like a vampire. Eat your hamburger. All that health food stuff will kill you.
 

Bernard and Doris  - Quotes

 Doris Duke:
I assume you have credentials. Elizabeth Taylor, Peggy Lee. What? Do you have a thing for entertainers, Mr. Rafferty?
Bernard Lafferty:
Lafferty. I beg your pardon, Miss Duke. It's Lafferty with an L.
Doris Duke:
It says you haven't worked for six months.
Bernard Lafferty:
I had a, a wee health problem.
Doris Duke:
Drugs or alcohol?
Bernard Lafferty:
Erm...
Doris Duke:
I assume it's under control.
Bernard Lafferty:
I assure you it's all in the past now.
Doris Duke:
Right.
 

The 40 Year Old Virgin  - Quotes

 Boy at Health Clinic:
Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic:
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?
Andy Stitzer:
You know what? I'm a virgin too.
Dad at Health Clinic:
We're virgins too. [laughing]
Boy at Health Clinic:
Yeah. [high five's dad]
Andy Stitzer:
No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.
Dad at Health Clinic:
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
 

Sicko  - Quotes

 Michael Moore:
If this is what can happen between supposed enemies, if one enemy can hold out his hand and offer to heal, then what else is possible? That's when I heard that the man who runs the biggest anti-Michael Moore website was going to have to shut it down. He could no longer afford to keep it up because his wife was ill and he couldn't afford to pay for her health insurance. He was faced with a choice of either keep attacking me or pay for his wife's health. Fortunately, he chose his wife. But something seemed wrong about being forced into such a decision. Why, in a free country, shouldn't he be able to have health insurance and exercise his First Amendment right to run me into the ground? So I wrote him a check for the 12,000 dollars he needed to keep his wife insured and in treatment, and sent it to him anonymously. His wife got better and his website is still going strong.
 

Man on Fire  - Quotes

 Pita:
Dear God, I do not ask for health or wealth. People ask you so often that you can't have any left. Give me, God, what else you have. Give me what no-one else asks for. Amen.
 

You Can Count on Me  - Quotes

 Ron:
You know, Terry, a lot of people come to see me with all kinds of problems. Drugs, alcohol, marital problems, sexual problems, health problems
Terry:
Great job you got.
Ron:
Well... I like it. Because even in this little town, I feel like what I do is very connected with the real center of people's lives. I'm not saying I'm always Mr. Effective, but I don't feel like my life is off to the side of what's important. You know? I don't feel my happiness and comfort are based on closing my eyes to trouble within myself or trouble in other people. I don't feel like a negligible little scrap, floating around in some kind of empty void, with no sense of connectedness to anything around me except by virtue of whatever little philosophies I can scrape together on my own...
Terry:
Well
Ron:
Can I ask you, Terry: Do you think your life is important?
Terry:
You mean - Like, me personally, my individual life?
Ron:
Yeah.
Terry:
Well... I'm not sure - What do you mean? It's important to me. I guess. And like, to my, you know, the people who care about me...
Ron:
But do you think it's important?
Terry:
I -
Ron:
Do you think it's important in the scheme of things? Not just because it's yours, or because you're somebody's brother. Because I don't really get the impression that you do.
Terry:
Well, I don't think... I don't particularly think anybody's life has any particular importance besides whatever - you know - whatever we arbitrarily give it. Which is fine. I mean we might as well... I think I'm as important as anybody else...
Terry:
I don't know: A lot of what you're saying has a real appeal to me, Ron. A lot of the stuff they told us when we were kids... But I don't want to believe something or not believe it because I might feel bad. I want to believe it because I think it's true or not... I'd like to think that my life is important... Or that it's connected to something important...
Ron:
Well, isn't there any way for you to believe that without calling it God, or religion, or whatever term it is you object to?
Terry:
Yes. I believe that.
 

Just Like Heaven  - Quotes

 Elizabeth Masterson:
Oh my, this is more serious than I thought
David Abbott:
Go away, you don't exist!
Elizabeth Masterson:
I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer honestly. Has your recent alcohol intake increased?
David Abbott:
Yeah. So?
Elizabeth Masterson:
So are you hearing voices or seeing things that aren't quite real?
David Abbott:
As a matter of fact, yeah
Elizabeth Masterson:
Well then, have you recently sought consult from a mental health care professional?
David Abbott:
What? How did you know that? Stay away from me!
Elizabeth Masterson:
Do you often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you?
David Abbott:
Why are you asking so many questions?
Elizabeth Masterson:
I'll take that as a yes. Listen to me. You have fantasised, quite convincingly that you have rented an apartment that in fact belongs to somebody else.
Elizabeth Masterson:
[Extra dialogue] I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill.
Elizabeth Masterson:
Really?
 

Open Range  - Quotes

 Doc Barlow:
I'd say 'to good health,' gentlemen, but then I'd probably be out of business, wouldn't I?
Boss Spearman:
We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming.
 

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Pleasantville  - Quotes

 
[Montage of teachers talking to David's classes]
College Counselor:
For those of you going on to college next year, the chance of finding a good job will actually decrease by the time you graduate. The available number of entry-level jobs will drop 31 percent over the next four years. Median income for those jobs will go down as well. Obviously, my friends, it's a competitive world, and good grades are your only ticket through. In fact, by the year 2000...
Health Teacher:
The chance of contracting HIV from a non-monogamous lifestyle will climb to 1 in 150. The odds of dying in an auto accident are only 1 in twenty-five hundred. Now, this marks a drastic increase...
Science Teacher:
...from fourteen years ago, when ozone depletion was just at 10 percent of its current level. By the time you are thirty years old, average global temperature will have risen two and a half degrees, causing such catastrophic consequences as typhoons, floods, widespread drought, and famine. [Cut to David absorbing all this grim information and looking really depressed]
Science Teacher:
[With a bright smile:] Okay! Who can tell me what "famine" is?
 

Sense and Sensibility  - Quotes

 Elinor Dashwood:
[making painstaking conversation] How is Mrs Ferrars?
Fanny:
My mother is always in excellent health I thank you. My brother Robert is in town with her this season and quite the most popular bachelor in London. He has his own barouche.
Elinor Dashwood:
You have two brothers, have you not?
Fanny:
Indeed yes. Edward is the elder and Mamma quite depends upon him. He is journeying up from Plymouth shortly and will break his journey here.
John Dashwood:
If that is agreeable to you.
Mrs. Dashwood:
My dear John. This is your home now.
 

Titan A.E.  - Quotes

 Preed:
But it wasn't just the money the Drej were offering. It was their great health plan. They let me live provided I kill all of you before they get here. They should arrive shortly.
 

Roadracers  - Quotes

 Sarge:
J.T., don't be giving that punk any special treatment. This here's a business. Now you run it like a business, or you'll be out of business faster than you can spell 'health department'.
J.T.:
Feeding people's my business, Sarge. And keeping the punks in line is your business. So why don't we mind our own business, what'd'ya say?
Nixer:
You tell 'im, J.T.
J.T.:
You shut up.
Nixer:
All right.
 

Voices from the Front  - Quotes

 Russo, Vito:
We're going to fundamentally change the health care system in this country... I don't think it's stoppable now.
 

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Bright Leaves  - Quotes

 Miss Tobacco:
[on being asked about the tobacco industry] It brings a lotta jobs and a lotta revenue, but... it has its health hazards and... everybody's gonna die of something, so... [giggles]
Ross McElwee:
May as well be tobacco?
Miss Tobacco:
Might as well die of something that's gonna help out the... the... *what's* the word? Here, I'm thinkin'...
Ross McElwee:
Economy?
Miss Tobacco:
[beams] *There* ya go. There ya go. Havin' a tough mornin'...
 

Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America  - Quotes

 Narrator:
US president Ronald Reagan champions a compassionate campaign to resupply the freedom fighters with machine guns, C-4 plastic explosives, and other humanitarian weapons that they so desperately need in their struggle against literacy, teachers, health clinics and agricultural co-operatives.
 

Accepted  - Quotes

 Uncle Ben:
Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
 

To End All Wars  - Quotes

 Dr. Coates:
[examining newly arrived POWs] Relish your health now, gentlemen: it's the last you'll see of it.
 

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The People vs. Larry Flynt  - Quotes

 Isaacman:
Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.
 

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Friends  - Quotes

 Rachel:
Do you know the only person who'd wanna listen to this? A mental health professional. And that's only because they get paid a hundred dollars an hour.
 

Collateral  - Quotes

 
[preparing to impersonate Vincent and meet with his bosses]
Max:
How long have you been doing this? In case anyone asks?
Vincent:
Private sector? Six years.
Max:
Uh... you get health benefits? Pension...?
Vincent:
No, and no paid vacation. Quit stalling, and get in there.
 

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The 40 Year Old Virgin  - Quotes

 Health Clinic Counselor:
Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse. Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.
Andy Stitzer:
You could dry hump.
Health Clinic Counselor:
There's masturbation.
Andy Stitzer:
Masturbation. Play with yourself.
Health Clinic Counselor:
Mutual masturbation.
Andy Stitzer:
Play with a friend.
 

As Good as It Gets  - Quotes

 Frank Sachs:
If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.
Melvin Udall:
Last word freak.
 

The 40 Year Old Virgin  - Quotes

 Andy Stitzer:
Is it true that if you don't *use* it, you *lose* it?
Health Clinic Counselor:
Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer:
No, it wasn't.
 

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Canadian Bacon  - Quotes

 Candy Striper at Canadan Hospital:
Oh we're not doctors. We're candy stripers! Our universal health care system has determined that you don't actually need a doctor until...
Candy Striper at Canadan Hospital:
...2006!
 

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Superbad  - Quotes

 Becca:
I'm so wet right now.
Evan:
Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
 

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City Slickers  - Quotes

 Arlene Berquist:
Why is she telling you this... Phil?
Phil Berquist:
Because... because I'm her boss! And... we... we have a health plan!
Arlene Berquist:
You son of a bitch - you screwed this little girl in my father's store?
Phil Berquist:
No... no! No!
Nancy:
It was in his car! And I'm not a little girl; I'm twenty.
Arlene Berquist:
Get out of this house, you little whore.
Phil Berquist:
Hey! I will not permit you to talk to her that way.
Arlene Berquist:
Fine. I'll tell my father what you did!
Phil Berquist:
Don't you call Mister Levine! Hey! Give me that phone... [struggles to take the phone from her]
Arlene Berquist:
You're crazy!
Phil Berquist:
That's right - not having sex for TWELVE YEARS will do that to a person! [she breaks the phone]
Arlene Berquist:
I'll call from the bedroom.
Phil Berquist:
The bedroom? How the hell would you know where the bedroom is?
Arlene Berquist:
I'm calling...
Phil Berquist:
Go ahead, call him - I'm sure he's home. It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis!
Arlene Berquist:
I hate you!
Phil Berquist:
I hate you more; if hate were people, I'd be China!
Mitch Robbins:
[awkward pause] Let's bring out the cake!
 

Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 Narrator:
While Bush was busy taking care of his base and professing his love for our troops, he proposed cutting combat soldiers' pay by 33% and assistance to their families by 60%. He opposed giving veterans a billion dollars more in health care benefits, and he supported closing veteran hospitals. He tried to double the prescription drug costs for veterans and opposed full benefits for part-time reservists. And when Staff Sergeant Brett Petriken from Flint was killed in Iraq on May 26th, the army sent his last paycheck to his family, but they docked him for the last five days of the month that he didn't work because he was dead.
 

The 40 Year Old Virgin  - Quotes

 Boy at Health Clinic:
Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic:
Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...
 

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A Tale of Two Pizzas  - Quotes

 Health Inspector:
Uh yeah, I'm uh... I'm here to check the ovens.
Tony Bianco:
[suspiciously] I don't know of anyone ever comin' to check the ovens before.
 

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