Joe Pitt:
I think we ought to pray. Ask God for help. Ask him together.
Harper Pitt:
God won't talk to me. I have to make up people to talk to me.
Joe Pitt:
You have to keep asking.
Harper Pitt:
I forgot the question?... Oh, yeah. God, is my husband a homo?
Joe Pitt:
Stop it! Stop it! I'm warning you! Does it make any difference that I might be one thing deep within? No matter how wrong or ugly that thing is so long as I have fought with everything I have to kill it? What do you want from me? What do you want from me Harper, more than that? For God's sake, there's nothing left. I'm a shell. There's nothing left to kill. As long as my behaviour is what I know it has to be, decent, correct that alone in the eyes of God.
Harper Pitt:
No, no, not that. That's Utah talk, Mormon talk. I hate it, Joe. Tell me, say it.
Joe Pitt:
All I will say is that I'm a very good man who has worked very hard to become good and you wanna destroy that. You wanna destroy me but I am not gonna let you do that.
Harper Pitt:
I'm gonna have a baby.
Joe Pitt:
Liar!
Harper Pitt:
You liar!... A baby born addicted to pills. A baby who does not dream but who hallucinates, who stares up at us with big mirror eyes and who does not know who we are.
Joe Pitt:
Are you really?
Harper Pitt:
No... Yes... No... Yes... Get away from me. Now we both have a secret.
Young Noah:
It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
Young Allie:
What's that supposed to mean?
Young Noah:
[yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!
Young Allie:
You smug bastard. I hate you for saying that.
Young Noah:
You're bored Allie. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.
Young Allie:
You arrogant son of a bitch.
Young Noah:
Would you just stay with me?
Young Allie:
Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah:
Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Young Allie:
So what?
Young Noah:
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie:
What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Young Noah:
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
Young Allie:
It's not that simple.
Young Noah:
What... do... you... want? Whaddaya want?
Young Allie:
I have to go now.
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
[Kate is under hypnosis, reliving her escape from Casanova] I hear him, whispering.
Alex Cross:
[about Casanova] What does he say?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
I can feel his mouth on my ear, his breath. He tells me that he loves me.
Alex Cross:
Tell me about his face. Tell me about his eyes. His mouth.
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
[Kate's breathing begins to quicken] He has no face. A mask! He always wears a mask!
Alex Cross:
What kind of mask? What does it look like?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
[her breathing slows] It changes. I can't show him that I hate him.
Alex Cross:
But you escape. What do you see when you escape?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
I don't know. I'm just running. And my legs... are heavy from the drugs. And I'm lost. I'm running through hallways and there are all these rooms, I don't know where to turn! [becomes panicked, starts to cry]
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
He's behind me!
Alex Cross:
He's not behind you Kate, you get away. How? How do you get out?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
[Kate's breathing is becoming more rapid, as she becomes more panicked] Light. Light! The light and the sun.
Alex Cross:
Do you see a barn?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
No!
Alex Cross:
A house?
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
No! No! There's nothing! Just the light. It hurts my eyes. And then the trees, the trees again. [starts to sob, and begins to hyperventilate]
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
And the rocks are digging into my feet! And I hear him, shouting behind me, and I try to run faster! That's all I'm thinking: just run faster! [begins sobbing uncontrollably, gasping for breath]
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
And I left those girls behind! I wasn't thinking, I just told myself to run, to run, run!
Alex Cross:
[Alex reaches out to comfort Kate] It's all right, it's all right.
Dr. Kate McTiernan:
[through sobs] I left those girls!
Jesse:
I know what you mean about wishing somebody wasn't there, though. It's just usually it's myself that I wish I could get away from. Seriously, think about this. I have never been anywhere that I haven't been. I've never had a kiss when I wasn't one of the kissers. Y'know, I've never, um, gone to the movies, when I wasn't there in the audience. I've never been out bowling, if I wasn't there, y'know making some stupid joke. I think that's why so many people hate themselves. Seriously, it's just they are sick to death of being around themselves.
Jesse:
Let's say that you and I were together all the time, then you'd start to hate a lot of my mannerisms. The way every time we would have people over, uh, I'd be insecure, and I'd get a little too drunk. Or, uh, the way I'd tell the same stupid pseudo-intellectual story again, and again. Y'see, I've heard all those stories. So of course I'm sick of myself. But being with you, uh, it's made me feel like I'm somebody else.
Judge Rosaria:
[on a taped conversation between Gwen and Hammond] ... This is going to air on tonight's news. Would someone care to explain where it came from?
Danielle Kline:
Don't look at me. You think, if I had that, I'd just sit on it?
Merle Hammond:
This whole thing is a setup!
Danielle Kline:
Setup for what, Merle? Did you announce, beforehand, that you intended to trash the entire jury system?
Merle Hammond:
That's a little disingenuous, don't you think?
Gwen Saticoy:
Your Honor, if I had planned on taping him, I would have started it as soon as we got in the car... not when we were almost at the Osborne Farm.
Judge Rosaria:
Anyone who's ever argued in my courtroom knows how much I hate surprises. And when something like THIS falls anonymously out of the sky, I get REALLY angry. Before we proceed with this trial, and consume any more of the "dumb" jury's time, I recommend counsel rethink their approach. I'm going to lunch. Miss Saticoy, I suggest you do the same. [she leaves]
Danielle Kline:
[leaving with Gwen] Call me when you two GENTLEMEN have the plea terms worked out.
Merle Hammond:
I *forbid* you to plead this case out!
Hammond's lawyer:
Fine. I'm sure, when all the "sheep" in the jury box hear this tape, they'll immediately sympathize with your ordeal and convict Gwen.
Merle Hammond:
You're assuming the jurors pay attention to the news, much less this case. That woman is guilty! She kidnapped me and everyone knows it!
Hammond's lawyer:
You just don't get it, do you? If you let this thing play out any longer than it has to, you're gonna find the word "UNEMPLOYABLE" stamped across your forehead in big red letters. You think that's ridiculous, huh? Who's gonna recommend a lawyer who took a dump all over the entire jury pool of the western world? I'm telling you, stop now and cut your losses.
[seeking approval for the calendar at the National WI Conference]
Chris:
I'm about to commit heresy. Look, I hate plum jam. [laughter]
Chris:
I only joined the WI to make my mother happy. I do, I hate plum jam. I'm crap at cakes, I can't make sponge. In fact, seeing as it's unlikely that George Clooney would actually come to Skipton to do a talk on what it was like to be in "ER", there seems very little reason for me to actually stay in the WI. Except suddenly... suddenly I want to raise money in memory of a man I loved, and to do that I'm prepared to take me clothes off for a WI calendar, and if you can't give us ten minutes of your time, Madam Chairman, well then, frankly, guys, I'm going to do it without council approval. Because there are some things that are more important than council approval. And if it means that we get closer to killing off this shitty, cheating, sly, conniving bloody disease that cancer is, oh God, I tell you, I'd run round Skipton market naked, smeared in plum jam, wearing nothing but a knitted tea cosy on me head and singing "Jerusalem". [laughter]
Sheriff:
Why did you take his toupee?
Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh?
Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece.
Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun?
Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court.
Prime Minister:
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around.
Curly Bill:
[takes a bill with Wyatt's signature from a customer and throws it on the faro table] Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you.
Ike Clanton:
Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?
Wyatt Earp:
I'm retired.
Curly Bill:
Good. That's real good.
Ike Clanton:
Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.
Wyatt Earp:
I heard you the first time. [flips a card]
Wyatt Earp:
Winner to the King, five hundred dollars.
Curly Bill:
Shut up, Ike.
Johnny Ringo:
[Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday:
That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo:
You retired too?
Doc Holliday:
Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo:
Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday:
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate:
You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday:
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp:
[to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday:
In vino veritas. ["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo:
Age quod agis. ["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday:
Credat Judaeus apella, non ego. ["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo:
[pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister. ["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday:
[gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat. ["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White:
Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday:
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Lieutenant Danny Roman:
[while trying to talk down a Hostage Taker through a closed door] Yeah, I like animals better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man's best friend... or the wrong man's worst enemy. You going to give me a dog for a pet, give me a pit bull. Give me... Raoul. Right, Omar? Give me Raoul.
Omar:
[shouting at his Pitbull that is constantly barking] I fucking hate Raoul! Shut the fuck up, asshole! Son of a bitch won't shut up!
Lieutenant Danny Roman:
[to his partner Nathan] Hates Raoul. Farley fucked up the list.
Lieutenant Danny Roman:
[talking again to Omar through a door] Yeah... I can dig it, Omar. I had a dog like that... a poodle. She didn't bark, though... She pissed on the floor. I hated that dog. But if I was ever depressed... she'd lay her head in my lap, look up at me with those big old eyes. And even though I thought I hated that dog... I loved her. It's like that, ain't it? That love-hate thing.
Omar:
[getting more erractic] No more goddamned talk! I can't wait anymore. I want my wife! I want her up here. Or I'll do our daughter. Listen to me... no more talking. I want that bitch or I'll do the girl.
Lieutenant Danny Roman:
Omar, I'm doing the best I can here, man.
Omar:
I'm not going to hurt her. I just want her to see me blow my brains out. I want her to think about that when she's sucking that fat prick's cock.
Nina Deer:
Life sucks, Dot. I feel like I can tell you this. I feel like I can be honest because you can't hear. Or can you? Look at you, eating your sandwich like a piglet while I talk. Strangely comforting... When I first met you, I mean when you first moved in, I hated you. I hated your face, your dumb blank stare. But now that I feel like I know you again that's all changed. It's so nice to know there's someone whos life sucks more than mine. [whisper]
Nina Deer:
I'm gonna kill my dad Dot. Tonight. I hate him you know. I hate him and I love him. I hate it when he won't let me go out with my friends, but I love it when he *fucks* me. I hate it when he fucks me too, though. See how that works? Doesn't make any sense. [stop whispering, speak quiet]
Nina Deer:
He likes it when I bite on his nipples though. I stick the tip of his nipple between my teeth... and I rub my tongue back and forth on it, like a windshield wiper. [emulates with Dot's finger]
Nina Deer:
Drives him wild. I made him cum once just by sucking on his nipples. I didn't even need to touch his dick once. I love that I can tell you this shit, cause it's like it's off my chest but it's still a secret, you know? Michelle's dad's got a gun. I know where it is. But I figure it'd be too gross. You know, with Mom's decorating and all. Although she's probably already joining Judy Garland and Marylin Monroe in Pill Popper's Paradise. Just like an E True Maradin story. I'm gonna do it late. Mom won't wake up, nah. You can't hear. It'll just be me, my daddy, and a bullet. Michelle's gonna steal it for me this afternoon. [slams hand on table]
Nina Deer:
Pow...
Firefighter:
What's your name?
Lance:
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John.
Firefighter:
Your name's Joe-John?
Lance:
John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
Firefighter:
You wanna tell me what happened here?
Lance:
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire.
Firefighter:
Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
Lance:
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...
Firefighter:
K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?
Lance:
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!"
Firefighter:
She said it was an electrical fire.
Lance:
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
Firefighter:
Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance:
I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing]
Lance:
I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background]
Firefighter:
[into walkie talkie] We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.
Jesse:
This friend of mine had a kid, and it was a home birth, so he was there helping out and everything. And he said at that profound moment of birth, he was watching this child, experiencing life for the first time, I mean, trying to take its first breath... all he could think about was that he was looking at something that was gonna die someday. He just couldn't get it out of his head. And I think that's so true, I mean, all - everything is so finite. But don't you think that that's what, makes our time, at specific moments, so important?
Celine:
Yeah, I know. It's the same for us, tonight, though. After tomorrow morning, we're probably never going to see each other again, right?
Celine:
We, maybe we should try something different. I mean, it's no so bad if tonight is our only night, right? People always exchange phone numbers, addresses, they end up writing once, calling each other once or twice...
Jesse:
Right. Fizzles out. Yeah, I mean, I don't want that. I hate that.
Celine:
I hate that too, y'know.
Jesse:
Why do you think everybody thinks relationships are supposed to last forever anyway?
Celine:
Yeah, why. It's stupid.
Kate:
I hate television - gives me headaches.
Becca:
You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
Kate:
Oh, please!
Kate:
The cow says blank? Three letters?
Becca:
Dude!
Kate:
Dude! I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t understand the connection between all that stuff.
Becca:
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. [both look down at breasts]
Becca:
Agghh! Oh, my God, turn it off!
Kate:
It's not working!
Becca:
It's backwards!
Kate:
What do we do?
Becca:
I dont know! Aghhhh!
Kate:
That was kind of scary.
Becca:
I know something even scarier.
Kate:
Ooh, what?
Becca:
Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate:
The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?
Becca:
No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...
Kate:
Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!
Becca:
You were with Josh last weeknd? Oh, my God! [throws pillow at Kate]
Kate:
Oh, yes I was! [hits Becca with laptop]
Becca:
You ho! [smashes glass vase on Kate's head]
Kate:
You know it! [pulls Becca's G-string up]
Kate:
[phone rings]
Becca:
[walking to the phone] This is really weird.
Kate:
Yeah, big house, only one phone.
