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Paul Krendler: Who's agent Starling? Hannibal Lecter: Paul, I told you, if you're going to be rude to our guests you'll have to sit at the kiddie table.
Vianne Rocher: I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday. Armande Voizin: Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert? Vianne Rocher: That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight. [guests sound disappointed] Vianne Rocher: Because it's on Roux's boat. [uncomfortable silence] Armande Voizin: Any complaints, see me.
Hank the Cameraman: [wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.
Catherine: Are those people OK? Jerry Farrelly: No they're not OK, they're guests on my show.
[Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag'] Kevin: All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit... [noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit] Kevin: GFH? [he looks further and he found the brand tag] Kevin: Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*... [guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit] 1st Guest: What is that stand for? Kevin: My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2 1st Guest: Good guy. 2nd Guest: What does it stand for? Kevin: Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries. [to 3rd guest] Kevin: Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that. 3rd Guest: I went to Harvard Kevin: Yeah, Harvard *Street* [to a Priest] Kevin: Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest Priest: Ah, amen. Kevin: [to other guests] Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies Waitress: It's that a joke? Kevin: [to a female guest] Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying? [female guest leaves Kevin]
Byrde Gordon: Wow. Looks like I'm making some guests for the hotel. [pauses] Byrde Gordon: And, with any luck, a burial pot too.
[Steve is wasted] Laura: Steve... Steve Urkel: Laura! Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes! Laura: Are you all right? Steve Urkel: Swell, Punch! I want more Punch! Anybody have more punch? Laura: Steve, Calm Down! Steve Urkel: [as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch] Why should I Laura, I'm the pife of the larty! [splashes Waldo with the spiked punch] Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Waldo: Willie told me not to tell. Laura: Tell what? Waldo: That he spiked Urkel's punch. Laura: WHAT? Waldo: I said he... Hey, you can't trick me! Steve Urkel: Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel! [Steve climbs on the ledge of the roof] Rachel Crawford: Steve!, Steve! Get down from there! Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow... oh... [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof] Steve Urkel: Help!, Help! Laura: Steve, are you okay? Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up!
Le Chiffre: Give our guests five minutes to leave... or throw them overboard.
Briseis: Am I still your captive? Achilles: You're my guest. Briseis: In Troy, guests can leave whenever they want. Achilles: We should leave.
Hova: [entering Lucas' house] Do all of your guests pass under this door? Lucas Nickle: Well, actually, you guys are the first friends I've had over. Hova: We are the first ones? Kreela! We're the first ones to pass under the door! Kreela: Great... Fugax: And to think, all of this is made from your own POOP! [sniffs] Fugax: Nice...
[last lines] Paul: Ann sent me over 'cause some guests dropped by, and she was wondering if you could help her out with some eggs. Betsy: Well I guess so. Paul: It's okay? Betsy: Yeah, come on in. Just wait a second.
Liz Sherman: Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors? Hellboy: Same story here, babe. Liz Sherman: Don't call me "babe." Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel...
Jim: Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty? Trumpet Kid: Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died. Jim: Yeah, you must know Michelle.
Tom: Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs. Sarah: He means English.
Mike Enslin: Why don't you just kill me? Room 1408: Because all guests of this hotel enjoy free will, Mr. Enslin.
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