Mrs. Bhamra: [after having agreed to let Jess go to America] At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.
Sandy West: Greed is an ugly thing. Power is an ugly thing. Jealousy is a very ugly thing.
Roberta Guaspari: [entering Dorothea's house after a stressful rehearsal for a huge concert] Oh, I can't believe I *ever* agreed to do this! You should hear the Bach double. Ha-ha-ha! It's a *complete* disaster! Dorothea von Haeften: Good morning... Roberta Guaspari: Good morning. Well, the good news is the tickets are selling like hotcakes. The bad news is, the kids sound like shit... Dorothea von Haeften: There's more bad news. We've lost the Y.
Gertrude: The truth is, when I agreed to the story about the letter being intended for you and not for Arthur... well, the truth is... the truth is... [whispers] Gertrude: I lied. [everyone laughs] Gertrude: Oh, I need a drink!
Bob Rogers, Jr.: You trying to be cute? Walter Crewes: Now, Junior, who can be cute with you around? Bob Rogers, Jr.: This is company business, Walter. Walter Crewes: Does he work for you? Bob Rogers, Jr.: No, but we paid him off and he agreed to leave. Walter Crewes: You paid him off because you owed him. Now he doesn't work for you anymore. Right? Right. So if he doesn't want to go anywhere, he doesn't have to. Right? Right. Jack Ryan: Right. Bob Rogers, Jr.: You gonna let him fight your battles for you? Jack Ryan: Yeah. He seems to be doing a good job.
Becky: Hiya there, Earl! We all just agreed that your hair is super attractive! Hooray for you! Whoo-hoo! Dawn: [simultaneously with Becky] Whoo-hoo!
Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] You promise you will never see Joanna again. Chandler: Never. Rachel: You will never set foot in this office again. Chandler: No. Rachel: You'll give me back my Walkman. Chandler: I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman. Rachel: [pause] Well, then I lost it, you buy me one! Chandler: You got it! Come on! Rachel: [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt? Chandler: No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off. [runs over to office door where his pants are hanging] Chandler: Hello, sweet pants! Rachel: Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out? Chandler: I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.
Philip Allen: You are going to have to learn, and as quickly and thoroughly as possible, the English system of intelligence, the black arts, particularly counterintelligence - the uses of information, disinformation, and how their use is ultimately... power. They have agreed to open up their operations to us - they can't win the war without us - but they don't really want us here... Intelligence is their mother's milk, and they don't like sharing the royal tit with people that don't have titles.
Claire Kane: Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you? Stuart Kane: Who? Claire Kane: The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert. Stuart Kane: He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh? Claire Kane: Yeah, I got two Birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think. Stuart Kane: Oh yeah? What kind? Claire Kane: What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner. Stuart Kane: Well, We'll see. I'm off. Claire Kane: What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart. Stuart Kane: Sorry!
Vanessa: Ken, Barry was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.
Duke: They didn't agree on much. In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday... Young Noah: [Allie and Noah are fighting] Don't push me! [Allie pushes Noah anyway] Duke: ...But in spite their differences, they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other.
Palpatine: It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!
Jeremy: [on the phone] Let me get this straight. He offered you a million dollars for a night with your wife? As in *your* wife Diana? And you agreed to it? I don't know what to say. How could you do something like that? *How could you negotiate without me?* Never negotiate without your lawyer. Never! For a woman like Diana I could have gotten you at least two million. Obviously, you don't want to get screwed, and then... screwed!
John Aboud: Ice T, in a very innovative form of entertainment suicide has agreed to do a rap song with David Hasselhoff. Paul F. Tompkins: Stop now before it's too late.
Stuart Mackenzie: Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. May Mackenzie: That's true! Stuart Mackenzie: But I'm glad I married you, May, because hey, could've been worse.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to marry me! Karen the Computer: I never agreed.
Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Ed Kelvin: [On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect?
Christine Collins: He's not my son. Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins... Christine Collins: No, I don't know why he's saying that he is, but he's not Walter and there's been a mistake. Capt. J.J. Jones: I thought we agreed to give him time to adjust. Christine Collins: He's three inches shorter; I measured him on the chart. Capt. J.J. Jones: Well, maybe your measurements are off. Look, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this. Christine Collins: He's circumcised and Walter isn't. Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins, your son was missing for five months, for at least part of that time in the company of an unidentified drifter. Who knows what such a disturbed individual might have done. He could have had him circumcised. He could have... Christine Collins: ...made him shorter?
Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here. Tom Valco: Yeah, I know. Christine Valco: Why is he still here? Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas. Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me? Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000! Christine Valco: And how would you like it if I agreed to something like this without asking you? Tom Valco: Well, that would depend. Would we be getting $250,000?
Vinny Gambini: What's the matter with you? Lisa: I don't know. Vinny Gambini: You're acting like you're nervous or something. Lisa: Well, yeah. I am. Vinny Gambini: What are you nervous about? I'm the one that's under the gun here. Trial starts tomorrow. Lisa: You wanna know what I'm nervous about? I'll tell you what I'm nervous about! I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on. All I know is that you're screwing up and I can't help. Vinny Gambini: You left me a little camera, didn't you? Lisa: Oh, Vinny! I'm watching you go down in flames, and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it! Vinny Gambini: And? Lisa: Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is [taps her foot] Lisa: TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married. Vinny Gambini: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] Vinny Gambini: BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible? Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.
Celine: I'd like to make a withdrawal. Robert: I thought we agreed there'd be no cliches.
Michael Williams: I agreed to a scouted-out project!
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