Zadie Smith  - Quotes

 The past is always tense, the future perfect. 

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Saving Private Ryan  - Quotes

 Captain Miller:
Private, I'm afraid I have some bad news for ya. Well, there isn't any real easy way to say this, so, uh, so I'll just say it. Your brothers are dead. We have, uh, orders to come get you, 'cause you're going home.
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan:
[starts sobbing] Oh, my God, my brothers are dead. I was gonna take 'em fishing when we got home. How - How did they die?
Captain Miller:
They were killed in action.
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan:
No, that can't be. They're both - That... That can't be. My brothers are still in grammar school.
Captain Miller:
You're James Ryan?
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan:
Yeah.
Captain Miller:
James Francis Ryan from Iowa?
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan:
James Frederick Ryan, Minnesota. [the whole crew looks embarrassed]
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan:
Well, does that - does that mean my brothers are OK?
Captain Miller:
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
 

Oscar  - Quotes

 
[Poole is Mr. Provolone's grammar instructor]
Snaps:
Mornin', Doc!
Dr. Thornton Poole:
Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's?
Snaps:
[slaps money bag] In here.
 

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Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. 

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The Little Rascals  - Quotes

 Uh Huh:
Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
 

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Lemony Snicket  - Quotes

 It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between  

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Dorothy L. Sayers  - Quotes

 I can't think why fancy religions should have such a ghastly effect on one's grammar.'

It's a kind of intellectual rot that sets in, I'm afraid.
 

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Michel de Montaigne  - Quotes

 The greater part of the world's troubles

are due to questions of grammar.
 

Tags: grammar   humor   world     
Terry Jones  - Quotes

 What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is 'Terrorism' going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender. 

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Jerry Spinelli  - Quotes

 Vowels were something else. He didn't like them and they didn't like him. There were only five of them, but they seemed to be everywhere. Why, you could go through twenty words without bumping into some of the shyer consonants, but it seemed as if you couldn't tiptoe past a syllable without waking up a vowel. Consonants, you know pretty much where you stood, but you could never trust a vowel. 

Tags: consonants   grammar   maniac   syllable   vowels     
Jasper Fforde  - Quotes

 Jasper Fforde > quotes > quotable quote

Jasper Fforde

 

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Lynne Truss  - Quotes

 What the semicolon's anxious supporters fret about is the tendency of contemporary writers to use a dash instead of a semicolon and thus precipitate the end of the world. Are they being alarmist? 

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Douglas Coupland  - Quotes

 Trevor realized that the odd thing about English is that no matter how much you screw sequences word up up, you understood, still, like Yoda, will be. Other languages don't work that way. French? Dieu! Misplace a single le or la and an idea vaporizes into a sonic puff. English is flexible: you can jam it into a Cuisinart for an hour, remove it, and meaning will still emerge. 

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Anne Fadiman  - Quotes

 I come from the sort of family in which, at the age of ten, I was told I must always say hoi polloi, never  

Tags: grammar   usage     
David Foster Wallace  - Quotes

 In ways that certain of us are uncomfortable about, SNOOTs 

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Margaret Atwood  - Quotes

 Glen used to say the reason you can't really imagine yourself being dead was that as soon as you say, 'I'll be dead,' you've said the word I, and so you're still alive inside the sentence. And that's how people got the idea of the immortality of the soul - it was a consequence of grammar. 

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Jack Kerouac  - Quotes

 Man, wow, there's so many things to do, so many things to write! How to even begin to get it all down and without modified restraints and all hung-up on like literary inhibitions and grammatical fears... 

Tags: grammar   writing     
Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gramar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. 

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Lynne Truss  - Quotes

 The rule is: don 

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Stephen W. Hawking  - Quotes

 We got through all of Genesis and part of Exodus before I left. One of the main things I was taught from this was not to begin a sentence with And. I pointed out that most sentences in the Bible began with And, but I was told that English had changed since the time of King James. In that case, I argued, why make us read the Bible? But it was in vain. Robert Graves was very keen on the symbolism and mysticism in the Bible at that time. 

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