Seti: Why do the gods torment me with such reckless, inconsiderate, blasphemous sons? Rameses: Father, hear what I say... Seti: Be still. Pharaoh speaks. I work hard to build an empire, and your only joy is to amuse yourselves destroying it. Have I taught you nothing? Hotep: Don't be so hard on yourself, you highness. You're an excelent teacher. Huy: It isn't your fault your sons *learned* nothing. Hotep: Well, they learned blasphemy. Huy: True.
Issac Millsaps: So, Davy, all your Indian fightin'... you ever get into a scrape like this? Davy Crockett: I was never in but one real scrape in my life, fella. Issac Millsaps: Yeah, but you was in the Red Stick war. Davy Crockett: Yeah, it's true, I was in that. I sure was. I was just about your age when it broke out. The Creeks, uh, boxed up about 400 or 500 people at Fort Mims and, uh, massacred every one of 'em. 'Course this was big news around those parts, so I up and joined the volunteers. I did a little scoutin', but mostly I, I just fetched in venison for the cook fire, things of that nature. Well, we caught up with those redskins at Tallushatchee, surrounded the village, come in from all directions. Wasn't much of a fight, really. We just shot 'em down like dogs. Finally... what Injuns was left, they crowded into this little cabin. They wanted to surrender... but this squaw, she loosed an arrow and killed one of the fellas, and then we shot her, And then we set the cabin on fire. We could hear 'em screamin' for their gods in there. We smelled 'em burnin'. We'd had nary to eat but parched corn since October. And the next day, when we dug through the ashes, we found some potaters from the cellar. They'd been cooked by that grease that run off them Indians. And we ate till we nearly burst. Since then... you pass the taters and I pass 'em right back.
Moses: Why did you choose me? Queen: We didn't Moses, the Gods did.
[from trailer] Cassiopeia: The gods need US! They need our prayers! What do *we* need the gods for?
Menelaus: May the Gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds.
Seti: Why do the gods torment me with such reckless, destructive, blasphemous sons? Rameses: Father, hear what I say... Seti: Be still. Pharaoh speaks. I work hard to build an empire, and your only joy is to amuse yourselves destroying it. Have I taught you nothing? Hotep: Don't be so hard on yourself, you highness. You're an excellent teacher. Huy: It isn't your fault your sons *learned* nothing. Hotep: Well, they learned blasphemy. Huy: True.
Flyte: Show yourself. Gods have nothing to fear. Or, do they?
Marcella: You can take care of business and stop by Grosse Pointe for your reunion... Marty: Look, Sgt. Pepper, I really need you to shut up about that. Marcella: Sir, it's out of my hands. The gods want you to go back home and they want you to delete someone while you're there.
Achilles: I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
[first lines] [the barbarian chieftain is holding up a skull] Barbarian Chieftain: We have killed Babylonians! [the barbarians cheer, he holds up another] Barbarian Chieftain: We have killed Mesopotamians! [the barbarians cheer] Barbarian Chieftain: But we have never had the pleasure of killing... an Akkadian. Jesup: [Tied up] May the gods have pity on you, for my brother will not. [Mathayas storms in and kills the Barbarians]
Graham Marshall: [voice-over] He felt like one of those gods who appeared to maidens in human form. He knew he'd been great. Ah, Stella... such a sweet girl, really. He'd have to be sure to reward her for being in the right place at the right time.
Mitch: Sarita, the probabilty of you getting on a motorcycle is the same probability of Shiva having a penis. Sarita: Shiva does have a penis. Shiva's a man. Mitch: No he's not. Everyone knows all Hindu Gods are genderless. Sarita (calling up her mother): Hi Mom. Shiva's a man, right?...And that would imply that He has a penis, right?...(To Mitch) Yes!
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Johnson: [both ride bikes with a marathon] Hey, Sarah was looking for you last night. Rand: She was? Johnson: What's up with you two? Rand: I'm not sure. It doesn't make an sense. Johnson: What do you mean? Why do we have to make sense of everything? Johnson: Yeah it's nice to know when some low pressure system pushes moisture laid in the air over a heated land mass and that we need a fucking umbrella to get to work Johnson: Hey man, rain used to be with the gods of thunder cried.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We eat gods for breakfast? Dr. Egon Spengler: Too much you think?
Sarah: Honey, all the gods drink!
Sebastian de Rosa: Thousands of years ago, these hunters found a backwater planet. They taught humans how to build, and were worshiped as gods. Every hundred years, the gods would return. And when they did, they would expect a sacrifice. Humans were used to breed the ultimate prey. The hunters would battle with these great serpents to prove themselves worthy to carry the mark. But if the hunters lost, they made sure nothing survived. An entire civilization wiped out overnight. Alexa 'Lex' Woods: So, the humanoids, the hunters, they brought those creatures here to hunt? Sebastian de Rosa: And they use us like cattle. We're hosts for them to breed. The heat bloom was designed to lure us down here. This whole thing was a trap. Without us, there could be no hunt.
Rob Tyner: I was watching TV the other night, and they had these guys from Indonesia, and [the anthropologists] Rob Tyner: said "You guys have a lot of parties and stuff; stay up all night and chew drugs, and dance on logs, and walk in the fire and do all this stuff, you know". And like, the guys said "Of course we have to have decent festivals! We do this so that our souls will be happy; so that our souls dont get mad at us, fly away to the gods and we'll die"
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