Mable "Madea" Simmons: [referring to Mr. Brown] He's too saved. Vianne: What's wrong with him being saved? Mable "Madea" Simmons: Nothing wrong with being saved, I say he's *too* saved. He's so saved you can't say nothing to him. You ask him how you doing, he says "Praise the Lord!". You say it's a nice day, he says "Thank you Jesus!" You ever called his house? Vianne: No. Mable "Madea" Simmons: His answering machine says "We're not in right now, hallelujah, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, glory to God. Leave a message at the sanctified beep. If this is a bill collector, we rebuke you in the name of Jesus!"
Hagai: [leading Esther to Xerxes chambers] You can let go of my arm now. He will be the fortunate one to choose you... He will be the one who congratulations are due... [she still won't let go] Hagai: Esther, my arm. Queen Esther: [in Xerxes's chambers, walking towards the stool] King Xerxes: [standing in the shadows] The scroll is on the stool. You may begin when ever you are ready. Queen Esther: [glances at the stool and back towards Xerxes] King Xerxes: [pacing around] Is there a problem?... Did they not tell you I weary at this procession of candidates? I simply wanted someone to... [stops and looks at Esther] King Xerxes: Wait. You were the one who read to me before. You tried to beguile me with love stories. Did you not think I had the sense to see through your little parable? The arrogance, you speak to me as I were this Rachel, in need of help to look after my father's sheep! Queen Esther: My lord, I meant no disrespect. King Xerxes: [walking towards her] And this is how you come to see me? Your only adornment before your one night with the king. Queen Esther: It is, your majesty. King Xerxes: You consider yourself of so little worth, that I could purchase your love so cheaply. Queen Esther: I was taught... that when you visit a King, rather than expect a gift, one should bring one to lay at his feet. [removes her necklace and offers it to him] Queen Esther: This is my most valuable possession in the world. It is my past, my present, and my future. And all of it is yours. King Xerxes: [takes her necklace and turns away] Some would call you foolish, indeed. As they would call your Jacob. Of all commodities, love is the easiest... and the most cheaply purchased. Queen Esther: [considerate] If it is for sale, my lord. It is not love. King Xerxes: Even you... [moving closer] King Xerxes: Even you must have a price. Queen Esther: I am neither a buyer nor a seller of love. King Xerxes: [earnestly] Suppose, my lady. A man offered you a more treasured gift. Say a kingdom. Queen Esther: [near tears] The only gift I would accept is your heart. King Xerxes: [taking her hands] Than it is yours. And you didn't have to serve 7 years to get it. Tell me, Esther of Susa. Who are you really? Tell me of your people. Teach me of your ways. Queen Esther: My father told me it takes the glory of God to conceal a matter. And it takes the honor of Kings to search it out. King Xerxes: Than marry me and we shall spend an eternity discovering this 'truth'... together.
Steele: Okay... Nikki, Kaltag, Star. Gear up. We're heading out. Balto: Wait a minute. Steele, I was the fastest dog out there. Steele: You were the fastest... what? If you think any musher in their right mind would put you on their team... well, you're even more mixed up than I thought. Jenna: Steele! It doesn't matter who's on the team! As long as the medicine gets through! Stop being such a glory hound! Steele: You're a hundred percent right, Jenna. I - I - wasn't thinking about those children. The important thing here is to get the medicine through. And that's just what I'm gonna do. [Aside, to Balto] Steele: And when I get back, I'm gonna fold you five ways and leave you for a cat toy.
Hiccup: I really did hit one! Gobber: Sure! Hiccup: He never listens! Gobber: Runs in the family! Hiccup: And when he does its always with this disappointed scowl, like some one skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. [Imitating his dad with a Scottish accent] Hiccup: 'Excuse me barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!' Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand. Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up! Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something your not! Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys!
Old Ptolemy: On the tenth of June, a month short of his 33rd year, Alexander's great heart finally gave out. And, as he vowed, he joined Hephaistion. But in his short life he achieved, without doubt, the mythic glory of his ancestor; Achilles. And more.
Florentino Ariza: Shoot me. There is no greater glory than to die for love.
Professor Harold Hill: One hour. Marian Paroo: One hour. Professor Harold Hill: [walks away] Mrs. Paroo: [smiles, gasps, and runs inside. Mrs. Paroo gasps and stops eavesdropping] Marian Paroo: Mother! I just told Professor Hill that I'd meet him at the footbridge in one hour. Mrs. Paroo: [crosses herself] Glory be, the saints be praised, it works! Marian Paroo: What does? Mrs. Paroo: I've been using the think system on you from the parlor!
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: So stop me if I got this wrong. Now the fire is almost out, you're upstairs on the unburned floor checking for heat, is that correct? And you've been told by your Battalion Chief, your Captain and by me not to do nothin', right? Not to do nothin' until ordered. That's correct, right? Candidate: Yes, sir. Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: Ok. But now the itch starts. The 'Glory Boy' flash starts. 'Hey, I'm a hero. Heroes don't just stand around.' You can tell me, that's what it was, wasn't it? Candidate: Yes, sir. Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline? [shouting] Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: Was that BEFORE OR AFTER you noticed you were standing in a lake of GASOLINE, YOU IDIOT? Candidate: Before, sir. Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: You could have burned or killed or crispened half that company! To say nothing of the fact that you wrecked the physical evidence that I use to prove that it's arson, and you know how goddamned hard it is to determine the cause of these fires! Now you go home and you think about that!
Coloman: The accused has committed high treason against the coven! She has consorted with animals, she has abetted in their escape... Sonja: I have saved this coven many times over! Coloman: You have killed your own kind! And you've commingled bloodlines, resulting in the thing germinating within you. Your past glory does not excuse your present guilt,neither does your station as a council member. The punishment for these crimes is death, how vote you?
Professor G.H. Dorr: Madam, or rather, mesdames, you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform, for, as you see, we are shorthanded. Gawain is still at work, and we could no more play with one part tacit than a horse could canter shy one leg. Perhaps I could offer, as a poor but ready substitute, a brief poetic recital. Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills, I would be happy to present, with your ladies' permission, verse from the unquiet mind of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. Ladies, thy beauty is to me like those Nicean barks of yore, that gently, o'er a perfumed sea, the weary, wayworn wanderer bore, to his own native shore. On desperate seas long wont to roam, thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face, thy Naiad airs have brought me home to the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome.
[Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet] Wheelie: Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. [Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol... ] Mikaela Banes: Oh, shit... It's a Deception! Agent Simmons: Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW! [Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms] Jetfire: What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? [Jetfire spots the humans] Jetfire: Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! [Cautiously, the humans approach the robot] Jetfire: You little spinal-cord-based organisms...! [bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam] Jetfire: Oh, bugger it! [stands upright] Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override! Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did NOT age well! Mikaela Banes: I don't think he's gonna hurt us...
Max Payne: [Narrating] Alex and I had a few moments of glory between us. Crime fighting comrades, the best in NYPD-DEA collaborative team... Good-hearted macho bullshit like that. I would have given anything to have him here as my back up. No such luck. No luck at all.
Soul Train: Hear ye, hear ye, gather 'round. Black Knights in town. And all you mere mortals need to bow that ass down. 'Cause if you have never seen Smoke do his thing on a motorcycle, then you have never seen a brother on a motorcycle do his thang. Oh glory be to God y'all, 'cause you know he had a vision. He put Arthur Ashe on the clay, Jackie Robinson on the diamond, Muhammad Ali in the ring and my man Smoke on the two wheels. So don't be stu-stu-stuttering and standing yo ass around. Get down on your knees, and bow that ass... down. What!
Max Payne: [narrating] There was no glory in this. I hadn't asked for this crap. Trouble had come to me, in big dark swarms. The good and the just, they were like gold dust in this city. I had no illusions. I was not one of them. I was no hero. Just me and the gun, and the crook. My options had decreased to a singular course.
Aragorn: Take some rest. These borders are well protected. Boromir: I will find no rest here. I heard her voice inside my head. She spoke of my father and the fall of Gondor. She said to me, even now, there is hope left, but I cannot see it. It is long since we had any hope. My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose faith. He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor restored. Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? Aragorn: I have seen the White City, long ago. Boromir: One day, our paths will lead us there and the tower guard will take up the call: The Lords of Gondor have returned.
Thetis: If you stay in Larissa, you will find peace. You will find a wonderful woman, and you will have sons and daughters, who will have children. And they'll all love you and remember your name. But when your children are dead, and their children after them, your name will be forgotten... If you go to Troy, glory will be yours. They will write stories about your victories in thousands of years! And the world will remember your name. But if you go to Troy, you will never come back... for your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom. And I shall never see you again.
Thetis: Your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom.
[last lines] Old Ptolemy: I've lived... I've lived long life, Cadmos, but the glory and the memory of men will always belong to the ones who follow their great visions. The greatest of these is the one they now call Megas Alexandros. The greatest of them all.
Seth: [singing] My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, / We've washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, / We've taken down the zog machine Jew by Jew by Jew, / The white man marches on!
Sheldon J. Plankton: No breaks! This monument to my glory isn't going to build itself! Faster!
[the shaving contest has just started] Signor Adolfo Pirelli: Now, signorini, signori, / We mix-a da lather / But first-a you gather / Around, signorini, signori, / You looking a man / Who have had-a da glory / To shave-a da Pope! / Mr. Sweeney whoever - / I beg-a your pardon - 'll / Probably say it was only a cardinal... / Nope! / It was-a da Pope!
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