George Carlin  - Quotes

 I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:  

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 George W. Bush:
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. [George W. Bush brandishes a golf club]
George W. Bush:
Now, watch this drive.
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them. 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 
[President George W. Bush is a news conference]
George W. Bush:
[Regarding the capture of Osama bin Laden] I just don't spend that much time on it, to be honest.
Narrator:
'Don't spend that much time on it?' Just what kind of President was he? [Cut to the Oval Office, where Bush is being interviewed]
George W. Bush:
I'm a war President!
 

George Orwell  - Quotes

 Winston Smith: [reciting poem] Under the spreading chestnut tree / I sold you / You sold me.  

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George Orwell  - Quotes

 Winston Smith: Does Big Brother exist?

O'Brien: Of course he exists.

Winston Smith: Does he exist like you or me?

O'Brien: You do not exist.
 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 Michael Moore:
Meet John Ashcroft. In 2000, he was running for re-election as Senator from Missouri against a man who died the month before the election. The voters preferred the dead guy, so George W. Bush made him his Attorney General. He was sworn in on a stack of Bibles, 'cause when you can't beat a dead guy, you need all the help you can get.
 

Last Party 2000  - Quotes

 Reporter:
George W. Bush and Al Gore are still running neck and neck.
 

J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 We've got it [Percy's Head Boy badge]. We're improving it. 

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J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 We won't be seeing you,' Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.



Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,' said George, mounting his own.



Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. 'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley -- Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,' he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!'



Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,
 

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J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family! 

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Rick Riordan  - Quotes

 It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-- 

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