The 13th Warrior  - Quotes

 
[Herger kills one of the Prince's henchmen in a sham duel]
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
You, you could have killed him at will.
Herger the Joyous:
Yes?
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
Well, why the deception?
Herger the Joyous:
Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
And fear... what he doesn't know.
Buliwyf:
As you say, foolish. And expensive. We will miss Angus tonight, we will miss his sword.
 



William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.



-Hamlet
 

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Troy  - Quotes

 
[from director's cut]
Priam:
When you were very young, you came down with scarlet fever. Your little hand was so hot. The healer said you would not last the night. I went down to Apollo's temple, and I prayed until the sun came up. That walk back to the palace was the longest of my life. When I went into your mother's room, and you were sleeping in her arms, your fever had broken. I promised that day to dedicate my life to the gods, I will not break my promise. For 30 years I have worked for peace, *thirty* years. Paris is a fool sometimes, I know that, but I will fight a thousand wars before letting him die.
Hector:
Forgive me father, but you won't be the one fighting.
 

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Blank Check  - Quotes

 Henry:
Kill two birds with one stone, you heard that one? You know anybody who's actually killed one bird with one stone? Kids try it all the time. You can't hit a bird with a stone unless you have a giant rock and a little baby bird. Well anyway, a fool and his gold are soon parted. I guess that means that if you're a fool and soon your gold is gone and once it's gone, it's outta there, it's dust, it's vapour, it is no more, you are living in Brokesville, unless you have Macintosh's kind of money.
Preston Waters:
What if you don't?
Henry:
Then I guess you find out who your real friends are.
 

William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools 

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William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool?

Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.
 

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Bruce Lee  - Quotes

 A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough. 

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William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 Oh, what fools these mortals be! 

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George Burns  - Quotes

 Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them. 

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Jungle 2 Jungle  - Quotes

 Alexei Jovanovic:
You make a fool of Jovanovic.
Richard Kempster:
No.
Alexei Jovanovic:
In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me! [Jovanovic takes out a knife]
Alexei Jovanovic:
Now, you must pay! Sit still, coward! Now, I teach you never, [grabs Richard's right arm]
Alexei Jovanovic:
NEVER to make fool of Jovanovic again!
 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 There's an old saying in Tennessee  

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Stephen Fry  - Quotes

 Compromise is a stalling between two fools. 

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie  - Quotes

 Squidward Tentacles:
So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
Plankton:
That's right, Squidward, and there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Squidward Tentacles:
No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton:
And what's that supposed to mean?
Squidward Tentacles:
It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
Plankton:
We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. [Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen]
Karen the Computer:
Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward Tentacles:
Huh?
 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Soda Dog Refreshment Squad:
It's a groovy time for a movie time / So grab your gal, and grab a seat / But don't forget to get something to eat / Delicious meat, a nutritious meat / You can't beat my meat for a special treat / Sucking on me is really neat / Don't be a jerk and don't be a fool / Be a good neighbor and follow these rules / What are these rules? / Remember to keep your shoes on at all times / Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to / Indecent exposure is a Class 2 felony...
 

Edgar Allan Poe  - Quotes

 I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. 

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Forgiving the Franklins  - Quotes

 Caroline Franklin:
[praying] Dear God, please give me the strength to be the servant that you want me to be, to be the beacon of light that you want representing you on this planet. Do you really want me to make a fool of myself? Is that who you want carrying your message, a fool? Well, is it? Just let me know what you want of me and I'll do it! Can you hear me, you asshole? I'm sorry, God. I'm sorry and I'm a little hungry. Show me, God, show me what to do and I'll do it, okay?
 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
George W. Bush:
There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: "Fool me once... ”
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"... shame on... ”.
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"Shame on you... ”
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"If fooled, you can't get fooled again."
Narrator:
For once, we agreed.
 

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Four Brothers  - Quotes

 Lt. Green:
[about Bobby Mercer] It's been a long time since anybody's seen that face around here.
Detective Fowler:
Must've gotten off for good behavior.
Lt. Green:
Not likely. That's Bobby Mercer. Heavyweight champion fuck-up of the family. And that's a well defended title. Would've made his daddy proud, if he'd ever had one. I used to know him a little. Played hockey with the boy. Got thrown outta 60 odd games before the league had finally had enough of him. They called him the Michigan Mauler.
Detective Fowler:
Who's the kid?
Lt. Green:
[chuckles] Oh, that's Jack. He's the youngest. First class fuck-up, third class rock star.
Detective Fowler:
He doesn't look like trouble.
Lt. Green:
He's a Mercer. Don't let him fool you.
 

The Wash  - Quotes

 Dee Loc:
[answers phone] Hello?
Slim:
Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash
Dee Loc:
Well, how much ya want?
Slim:
Uh, hold on a sec, [turns to face]
Slim:
How much we want?
Face:
Tell him we want 50 cent fool
Slim:
Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim:
we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec [turns to face]
Slim:
so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters!
Face:
we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Slim:
Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim:
we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Dee Loc:
[Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid!
Slim:
...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's
Face:
100's fool!
Slim:
oh, 100's fool!
 

O Brother, Where Art Thou?  - Quotes

 Pete:
You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill:
Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete:
You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill:
So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete:
That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill:
Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
 

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DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp  - Quotes

 Huey:
Wait a second. What about our wishes?
Genie:
Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
Huey:
Oh, come on! You can't fool us! A genie is supposed to grant wishes.
Webby:
That's three wishes for every master.
Genie:
Oh, geez! Everyone remembers that part.
 

The Break-Up  - Quotes

 Gary:
What kind of bullshit move was that?
Brooke:
I'm sorry, what? What happened?
Gary:
Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak.
Brooke:
Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.
Gary:
Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do.
Brooke:
Please, come on. You know what, you're just embarrassed because Richard kicked your ass.
Gary:
Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep.
Brooke:
Really, is that how you see it?
Gary:
There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.
 

The Wood  - Quotes

 Lisa:
Ya'll must think I'm stupid like one of those Thelma & Louise bitches!
Mike:
Nah, Nah----
Lisa:
Car broke down?! Tell that fool he could at least faced me like a man!
Mike:
But, But--
Lisa:
I'm not gon' cry! I'm not! I spent too much time on this damn make-up!
Mike:
Lisa, calm down...
Lisa:
I am calm!
Mike:
So then why are you yellin'?
 

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William Shatner  - Quotes

 If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity. 

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Bubba Ho-tep  - Quotes

 Elvis:
Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and now I realized... I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good. The bulk of the bad was my own damn fault. Should've fired Colonel Parker by the time I got in the pictures. Old fart had been a shark and a fool, and I was even a bigger fool for following him. If only I'd treated Priscilla right. If I could've told my daughter I loved her. Always the questions. Never the answers. Always the hopes... never the fulfillments.
 

Night at the Museum  - Quotes

 Mr. McPhee:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.
 

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring  - Quotes

 Gandalf:
[to Pippin] Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.
 

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Barbershop  - Quotes

 Eddie:
Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!
 

Cher  - Quotes

 Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.



 

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Big Fish  - Quotes

 Senior Ed Bloom:
There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.
 

Willard  - Quotes

 Willard:
You stole this company from my father. It killed him and it killed my mother and now you're trying to kill me. You're trying to take my house. You made a fool of me in front of everybody. You made me hate myself. I thought about it a lot, hating myself. Well right now, at this moment, I LIKE myself.
 

Mighty Joe Young  - Quotes

 Jill Young:
[Gregg is holding out his hand to shake on their deal that Jill is in charge of Joe if they go with him to L.A] That's not how we make deals around here. You have to get bitten by a Mahooky Spider, you'll get a fever and delusions. You'll start to say things. Then if you're intensions prove true... we trust you.
Greg O'Hara:
[pausing] If I get bit and prove true, you'll come with me?
Jill Young:
Yep. What do you think?
Greg O'Hara:
[staring at her] I think that's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
Jill Young:
[smiles] maybe you're not such a fool after all.
 

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas  - Quotes

 Raoul Duke:
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.
 

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Rush Hour  - Quotes

 Lee:
[to Soo Young] And don't worry, America is a very friendly place. [cut to]
Lee:
[Carter driving erratically on the LA Streets]
Carter:
Stupid fool get the hell out of my way!
 

George Gordon Byron  - Quotes

 Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. 

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Troy  - Quotes

 Hector:
I've seen this moment in my dreams. I'll make a pact with you. With the gods as our witnesses, let us pledge that the winner will allow the loser all the proper funeral rituals.
Achilles:
There are no pacts between lions and men. [stabs spear into ground, and takes off helmet, throwing it to the side]
Achilles:
Now you know who you're fighting.
Hector:
[takes off helmet and throws it aside] I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved.
Achilles:
You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is Hector. The fool who thought he killed Achilles.
 

The Fast and the Furious  - Quotes

 Brian:
Hey, what's up, Jesse? What do you have in your hand?
Jesse:
Throwing down the pinkslip just like you.
Brian:
Pinkslip for what? The Jetta?
Jesse:
Yeah.
Brian:
You can't bet your dad's car.
Jesse:
It's all right. I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.
Brian:
Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you.
 

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Promised Land  - Quotes

 Russel Greene:
A wise man is nothing but a fool with a good memory.
 

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Higher Learning  - Quotes

 Malik:
As a black man in America, my stress comes from everywhere. Recognize. Take a look around you. Look at this, Columbus, it disgusts me. Fool wasn't nothin' but a thief, mass murder. He done slaughtered millions of native Americans, and we done got a holiday and university named after his honor.
 

William Faulkner  - Quotes

 Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. 

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Sidewalks of New York  - Quotes

 Carpo:
I'm going to tell you something, I'm speaking from experience here. I am about the biggest dog there is. But it is not a good idea to fool around with married women. It's bad karma, kid.
 

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Training Day  - Quotes

 Alonzo Harris:
How you want it, dawg? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How'd you think he got there?
 

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Gone Baby Gone  - Quotes

 Cheese:
You got my money, you leave that shit in the mailbox on your ass way out, you feel me? Some other motherfuckers let fool rob on them. I don't play scrimmage. But I don't fuck with no kids. And if that girl only hope is you, well, I pray for her, because she's gone, baby. Gone.
 

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Husbands and Wives  - Quotes

 Gabe:
Change equals death!
Judy:
What kind of bullshit? That's just a bullshit line! Maybe you fool your twenty-year-old students into thinking that's some kind of a, an insight or something, but it means nothing! Change is what life is made of! Change - if you don't change, you don't grow, you just shrivel up!
 

Thomas Fuller  - Quotes

 A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. 

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The Wash  - Quotes

 Mr. Washington:
[Mr. Washington recently fired Chris. Chris calls Mr. Washington's private number] Hello?
Chris:
Good morning, Mr. Washington? How's your day? Good. Cause the rest of your day's gonna be fucked! You fucked with the wrong motherfucker, asshole! [Laughs]
Chris:
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you. I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! I got the mothafuckin' AK/And I'm gonna spray everyone mothafucka round your way/I got the mothafuckin' glock!/And I'm comin' on your mothafuckin' block!
Mr. Washington:
How'd some fool get my private line?
Chris:
You probably wonder how I got this number? [Razzes into the phone, and hangs up]
 

The Hangover  - Quotes

 Stu Price:
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!
 

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Angela Carter  - Quotes

 And, conversely, she went on to herself, sneering at the Grand Duke's palace, poverty is wasted on the poor, who never know how to make the best of things, are only the rich without money, are just as useless at looking after themselves, can't handle their cash just like the rich can't, always squandering it on bright, pretty, useless things in just the same way. 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love? 

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Fanboys  - Quotes

 Eric:
Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man! Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you.
Linus:
Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler!
Eric:
What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. Look at you guys.
Linus:
You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch.
 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 If 50 million people say something foolish, it is still foolish. 

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Minority Report  - Quotes

 
[after having his eyes replaced to fool retinal scanners]
GAP Sign:
Hello Mr. Yukkamoto and welcome back to the GAP!
John Anderton:
*Mr. Yukkamoto?*
 

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First Knight  - Quotes

 King Arthur:
Only a fool wants what he can not have.
 

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Menace II Society  - Quotes

 
[Caine Lawson reflecting after being shot]
Caine:
After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.
 

Agatha Christie  - Quotes

 The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young peopLe are fools. (Jane Marple) 

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Liar Liar  - Quotes

 Bailiff:
I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him!
Judge:
Who did this?
Fletcher:
A mad man, your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope.
Judge:
What did he look like?
Fletcher:
About 6'2", 180lbs. big teeth, kinda gangly.
 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. 

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Bertrand Russell  - Quotes

 The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible 

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I.Q.  - Quotes

 Kurt Godel:
I would rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
 

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Alice Walker  - Quotes

 People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.  

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