Jake: What about her? [indicating hunchback girl walking by] Austin: So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy. Jake: OK. [indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar] Albino Folk Singer: [singing] I have no pigment... Austin: Any girl with a guitar is hot. Albino Folk Singer: [continues singing] I need sunscreen... Austin: Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen. Jake: OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters? [indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head] Austin: So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick. Reggie Ray: Yeah, I'd do 'em. Austin: I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb. [Janie Briggs walks by] Austin: Well, bombs away! Jake: No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janie Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen! Malik: Damn! That shit's whack!
Mike LaFontaine: I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know - "Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him!" I used to say "If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room." Folk audiences hated that joke.
[after the Eatonville townsfolk ask Janie to say a few words at the founding ceremony] Joe Starks: Thank you for your compliments, but Mrs. Starks don't know nothin' bout no speech-makin'. I didn't marry her for nothin' like that.
Steve: Yeah, I know, the women folk don't seem to truly appreciate the finer things in life like cartoons and the gratuitous violence of the Three Stooges...
SFC Cunningham: I've got it figured. I've had two separate folk tell me that there have been strangers around. Can't tell what they look like, 'cause they're staying the shadows... covert-like. Nobody's been hurt yet, and that's the giveaway. Merrill: I see. SFC Cunningham: It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small... to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation... evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear. Merrill: Clear for what? SFC Cunningham: For the rest of them.
Tom Manning: What are these things? Liz Sherman: We normally can't see fairy folk and trolls. They emit a cloaking aura of "glamour." But in 1838, Emil Schuffstein designed these. Four crystal diopters that allows you to see things as they really are. Keep an eye on her. [Manning sees the team following a bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of kittens] Tom Manning: That little old lady? Come on! Liz Sherman: It's a Fragglewump. An ugly Scottish troll. They're afraid of canaries. [Manning puts on the glasses and looks again] Tom Manning: Oh, my God! Canaries, huh? What about the kittens? Liz Sherman: She feeds on them. Tom Manning: That thing is a "she?"
Bagger Vance: Yep... Inside each and every one of us is one true authentic swing... Somethin' we was born with... Somethin' that's ours and ours alone... Somethin' that can't be taught to ya or learned... Somethin' that got to be remembered... Over time the world can, rob us of that swing... It get buried inside us under all our wouldas and couldas and shouldas... Some folk even forget what their swing was like...
Mark Shubb: We give the audience a choice. We say, you can enjoy 'a toothpaste commercial', or do you wanna hear folk music? Jerry Palter: I think they'll have already brushed their teeth by that time; It's not even germane. Alan Barrows: Well, here's the thing, you can't have on a bill, especially on a folk bill, you cannot have two people doing the same song. It doesn't work; they're just gonna be flat-out confused...
Colin Sullivan: I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!
Lucielle 'Lucy' Bridges: What do you thing you're doing? Abon Bridges: I'm doing what is best for our daughter. And watched her in there and I listened and I seen that she's got it in her head that white folk is better than black folk. She draws black folk deformed and white folk perfect. Lucielle 'Lucy' Bridges: But what does that have to do with Jesus? Abon Bridges: No body knows what he really looks like. And when she sees this everything that tells us that god looks more like the white folk outside her school than her.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [RE: What they found on Miranda] This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone *has to* speak for these people. [pause] Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
Sara: Oh my God, Baxter, what in the hell are you listening to? Baxter: Simon and Garfunkel. Sara: Simon and who? Baxter: Garfunkel. They're a folk duo from the sixties. You know, counter culture, Kent State, Haight-Ashbury? Sara: Oh, Haight-Ashbury! I hear there are some really cool shoe stores there. Baxter: And you consider yourself an informed member of the press?
Russian General: I do not like rock-and-roll music. This is too loud! I like folk music, soft, nice music, huh? Polka, waltz, anything!
The Celt, and his cromlechs, and his pillar-stones, these will not change much
Lt. Comd. Dodge: Oh gee. Now I've gone and done it, ruined my career. Captain Carl Knox: [Reading a radio message] Apparently not. This is just in from COMSUBLANT. You're to report to Norfolk immediately... to take command of your own submarine. Lt. Comd. Dodge: That's not funny. Captain Carl Knox: No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.
Wanda's mother: [to Wanda] Let's all put on a folk hat and learn something about a foreign culture!
It's like a kid standing at the window watching the rain
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